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what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?

 
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what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Any realistic ideas? (not willing to part with anything inside my body.. sry rabbis :P .. also not willing to do any prostitution services!)
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Spend $25,000 farming.
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Any realistic ideas? (not willing to part with anything inside my body.. sry rabbis :P .. also not willing to do any prostitution services!)
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Well, looks like you're SOL.
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
gold you say? it would take quite a bit of gold to be able to pawn off and get $20,000 in federal reserve notes for :)
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Rob a bank.
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
rob the elderly
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
this is a serious post i need serious answers :)

I need enough money to buy an STI with afro
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
re~enlist...lol
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Spend $25,000 farming.
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Rob a bank.
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yea but then i'd run this risk of getting shot by cops, or caught and jailed next to bubba the 300 lb child molester
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Give birth to 8 babies at once.
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re~enlist...lol
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also contemplated this idea, only problem is the next 4 years commitment is a big one to make. though could liven up my life quite a bit, only problem is might not be able to toke herb all day :)
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Give birth to 8 babies at once.
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i'm male.. not willing to go that far even if the tech does exist now for male birth
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Make friends with a guy in Colombia with a guy named Pedro.

Tell him he sent me and he'll hook ya up. ;)
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Give birth to 8 babies at once.

i'm male.. not willing to go that far even if the tech does exist now for male birth
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Then you could probably get $20 mil for that.
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Any realistic ideas? (not willing to part with anything inside my body.. sry rabbis :P .. also not willing to do any prostitution services!)
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sell something worth $4 million and get a lifetime appointment to the board of directors ,,,

quite simple really, especially if you can self finance and hide profits... !

stealing works too...

.... natural except inverse the inputs and divide the outputs! result is still the same, if your still down to count the losses and multiply the gains...

yikes!
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Trade commodities.
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Trade commodities.
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i don't have any money currently.. can't just buy into the commodities market with my last $70! :) I am willing to relocate if need be as long as the time period is not that long for the duration of the work! I'm trying to think of creative ways I can get that kind of money without resorting to thievery or deception. internet ponzi schemes are out of the question too! :) or is it truly impossible to make decent money being honest these days?
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Write a best selling book.

You can do it!
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Kinkos.
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
gambling or drugs
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Write a best selling book.

You can do it!
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good idea, I've been meaning to get around to writing a book for some time, though I've tossed around several ideas not sure which one I want to commit to. Once I finish it I don't really know what the best way to market the book would be. I don't think selling it on my own would be too easy, if I were to send copies of it to as many publishers as possible, hey maybe one will pick it up! I've probably written a books worth of posts here on GLP as it is already afro
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Write a best selling book.

You can do it!


good idea, I've been meaning to get around to writing a book for some time, though I've tossed around several ideas not sure which one I want to commit to. Once I finish it I don't really know what the best way to market the book would be. I don't think selling it on my own would be too easy, if I were to send copies of it to as many publishers as possible, hey maybe one will pick it up! I've probably written a books worth of posts here on GLP as it is already afro
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Thats not a quick way. I thought that was the goal.
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
gambling or drugs
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gambling it tough odds unless I were to start out with enough initial investment.. $70 to $20,000 is a big swing though lol.. drugs is also a possibility I could probably grow that much herb and sell it to medical cannabis clubs, but that too will take a little initial investment as well as some time :)
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
If you are willing to do what it takes to make 20K quick. You should test drive the STI, whack the salesman, and take off with the car. That, or get a high paying job that requires you to have the minimal skills that you possess.
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Work smarter not harder, use your brain.
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Thats not a quick way. I thought that was the goal.
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you're right, but nobody has given any better ideas so far..

it would take a considerable amount of time and effort I imagine. And after all that only then would I have the chance some publisher picks it up.. I'm not opening MS word yet lol.. still trying to think of more creative ideas
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
A friend of mine made 38 thousand dollars last year selling clothes on e~bay.
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Work smarter not harder, use your brain.
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agree there :) i'm trying to think outside the box.. I know I can't rely on someone just giving me a job that will make that kind of money.. I know I'm going to have to do something entrepreneurial to generate that cash :)
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Re: what's a relatively quick way to make $20,000?
Trade commodities.
 Quoting: Dirtfarmer

Grow a commodity. bonghit

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