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Things you misunderstood as a child.

 
_Storm_

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Things you misunderstood as a child.
Someone started a thread 'has your life ever passed before your eyes'. It reminded me of when I was a little kid. I overheard some adults talking about an accident one of them had, and she said that her life passed before her eyes. I thought she meant that she could see what was going to happen for the rest of her life. tomato
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Re: Things you misunderstood as a child.
My eldest son thought that the ending of the song "Silent Night" ended in ....sleep in heavenly peeeeee.

He figured that the holy infant had heavenly peeeee.
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Re: Things you misunderstood as a child.
My eldest son thought that the ending of the song "Silent Night" ended in ....sleep in heavenly peeeeee.

He figured that the holy infant had heavenly peeeee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 643269


LOL, makes sense to me.
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08/01/2009 08:00 AM
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Re: Things you misunderstood as a child.
I used to think that the smoke stacks were really "cloud makers"
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when i was younger i didnt understand the concept behind an ATM...

i thought you stick a card in and get out as much money as you wanted... no limits!!!

was i sadly mistaken...


















but now i know you need to have a government ATM card to do that.

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Re: Things you misunderstood as a child.
why we dont fly around at will
Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest.

Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

The garden gives greatest power.
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Re: Things you misunderstood as a child.
why we dont fly around at will
 Quoting: ALeopardSpacelord



i do.



... you mean everyone else doesnt?
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08/01/2009 08:15 AM
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When I was a tiny girl I overheard some black guys refer to a girl they were staring at as "Sweet chocolate".

Later I saw a white woman breastfeeding in public and thought of how lucky black babies were, they got chocolate milk!
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When I was very little, I listened to my Mom talking to a neighbor and she made reference to herself in a specific time frame saying "when I was pregnant"...
I interpreted this saying as meaning "before I was married".
Why, I don't know. Later I said something to my Grandmother about my Mom "being pregnant, you know, before she was married..."
Grandma did not take it as the mistake of a child, and all hell broke loose til I was able to somehow explain.
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When I was a child, my mom told me that I always needed to behave because she would know if I didn't because she had "eyes in the back of her head." I always worried when she combed her hair because I didn't want her to scratch her eyes. She still laughs when I tell her about this!
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I used to think the crickets were actually the stars "twinkling"
"No guts, no glory!"
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08/01/2009 09:29 AM
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Re: Things you misunderstood as a child.
I thought actors in commercials on TV were live and had to do and say exactly the same thing whenever the ad came on.
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I didn't know that men had butts till I was about 5 years old and walked in on my dad in the bathroom...never will forget that...changed me in some way...
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Things you misunderstood as a child?


RELIGION
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Rape was when someone saw you with your clothes off.
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When I was a tiny girl I overheard some black guys refer to a girl they were staring at as "Sweet chocolate".

Later I saw a white woman breastfeeding in public and thought of how lucky black babies were, they got chocolate milk!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 612898



I thought brown cows made chocolate milk!
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When my son was 5 years old, my husband and I took him to Disney World. On the way down my husband and I were talking about the motel. I stated that check in was at 3 and check out was at 12. A little later I turned around and saw my son silently crying in the back seat. When I asked him what was wrong, he said we couldn't leave the hotel until 12 and had to be back at 3, he wasn't going to have any time at Disney World.
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Things you misunderstood as a child?


RELIGION
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 710078



glad i cant say this.


i knew it was lies all along.
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Re: Things you misunderstood as a child.
I thought a soap opera was a soap commercial that had people singing in it.

That is actually more logical than the real meaning.
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when I was about 5, and people used to talk about the "soul" in church, I would always try to visualize what a "soul" would look like... for some reason I always thought it would look like a pot roast.

or a ham.
Water always wins. :sun:
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Re: Things you misunderstood as a child.
when I was about 5, and people used to talk about the "soul" in church, I would always try to visualize what a "soul" would look like... for some reason I always thought it would look like a pot roast.

or a ham.
 Quoting: Hillcrest

Mmmmm...ham!!
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My young daughter has a fivehead above her forehead !
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5 stars for this thread.
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Re: Things you misunderstood as a child.

tounge
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I used to think sky scrapers were airplane contrails scraping the sky 1doh1
Did the iron in your blood and calcium in your bones come from a long-ago supernova? Astronomer and writer Carl Sagan thought so. "We are star stuff", Sagan once said.
Every one of us is precious in the cosmic perspective. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.


We are star stuff which has taken its destiny into its own hands.

__Carl Sagan___
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I used to hear the older kids bragging about who had the biggest helmet. It was a few years later that I realized they weren't talking about football.
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Re: Things you misunderstood as a child.
when i was 18 i was working as a window cleaner and this older window cleaner said hey buddy put gloves on your hands when its winter other wise you will have problems with your hands and end up with arthritis


I laughed in his face


guess what ?


I am 37 and my hands hurt when i close my fist,old people ARE wiser than the Young(not always but most times)
Winningjob

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I didn't understand that a bull was a cow...lol. I thought it was a completely different animal.
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When I was 15 Or so I believed that when you flew in an airplane that the whole thing was a giant simulation /conspiracy to make you think you were going somewhere, but then It was really just a Cast change and a new set...
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I used to think sky scrapers were airplane contrails scraping the sky 1doh1
 Quoting: Flowerpot



Did you play Just the Tip with them?
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tomato

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