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*** HUMOR in Perilous Times ***

 
Phree Non-Phixion
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08/14/2009 01:03 PM

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*** HUMOR in Perilous Times ***
Anyone who keeps up with the news is fully aware that the Obama administation, Democrat leaders, and the MSM have launched a series of battles against anyone who opposes their leader and/or his policies. Here's a series of related articles that puts these recent absurdities in a humorous light.

My favorites are Part 3 and Part 5. They offer several funny sample emails that you can send to Big Brother's new snitch-on-your-friends address.

War of the Watchdogs
[link to commonsense2020.com]
is a historical record of the recently escalating Constitutional and ObamaCare concerns. With numerous referential links, this dry humor timeline is full of Orwellian overtones.

War of the Watchdogs: Part 2
[link to commonsense2020.com]
is a raucusly humorous review the new White House request to snitch on friends and neighbors for "fishy" emails that do not favor ObamaCare.

War of the Watchdogs: Part 3
[link to commonsense2020.com]
offers some handy email ideas for sending to the new snitch hotline, flag@whitehouse.gov. Some are funny; are few are quite serious.

War of the Watchdogs: Part 4
[link to commonsense2020.com]
presents dark humor coupled with an interesting usage of Equidistant Letter Sequencing (ELS) on HR 3200.

War of the Watchdogs: Part 5
[link to commonsense2020.com]
offers several links to recent headline stories and then provides a slew of hilarious email ideas for reporting as "fishy".

Here's some samples from Part 3 and Part 5:

This is such a great idea. I love snitching on my friends. My boss at work even gave me a pay raise because of my ease of betraying co-workers.

Please tell Michelle for me that now I’m proud of my country too. I’ll report back to you soon.

BTW, is there a financial incentive for being a prolific snitch?

Sincerely,
Justin Case


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Okay. I would like to confess. I have sent emails to friends, family, and co-workers explaining the costs and perils of ObamaCare.

Please accept my apology and don’t send me to a FEMA camp.

Marshall Lawe


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This may not be the best place to ask this question. But, before i start snitching on my friends, I’d like to know where President Obama was born. He says he was born in Hawaii. The far right claims he was born in Kenya. The far left claims he was born in a manger.

Joe King


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I am a pescatarian. We are vegetarians who also eat fish.

My group, Pescatarian Union National of Sicilians (PUNS), is not pleased with your usage of the term “fishy”. In fact, we resent it.

We recommend that you select a more appropriate term when describing the opposing point of view. Acceptable alternatives include: suspicious, disputable, and questionable.

But, stay away from fish, see. Capish?

Cordially,
The Codfather

"A little paranoia is a dangerous thing. Drink deep or taste not the putrid nectar of doom and gloom."

(Alexander Pope quote paraphrased for GLP)
Phree Non-Phixion (OP)

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08/14/2009 02:16 PM

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Re: *** HUMOR in Perilous Times ***
It's not just a choice between liberty and tyranny.

We can also choose doom straight up, doom on the rocks, or doom sprinkled with a smattering of humor.

:)
"A little paranoia is a dangerous thing. Drink deep or taste not the putrid nectar of doom and gloom."

(Alexander Pope quote paraphrased for GLP)

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