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I smoke Marlboros and drink Jack Daniels so GUESS WHAT?? They cant kill me off with Swine Flu!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/16/2009 10:14 PM
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I smoke Marlboros and drink Jack Daniels so GUESS WHAT?? They cant kill me off with Swine Flu!!
Dont believe me, look it up. Smoking cigarettes and drinking hard liquor messes up the way the swine flu wants to kill you. Ill keep my smokes, booze and garlic and they can keep their fucking shot. Soon as it gets kind of hectic ill be in the mountains buried in like a tic at my cabin, ill take my chainsaw and drop a few trees across the only road up to it then fuck everybody!

(except fellow GLP'ers of course, ya'll are welcome ;)
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08/16/2009 10:16 PM
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ditto!

and true

"Fear is the mind killer" ~ Bene Gesserit
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08/16/2009 10:18 PM
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Keep on, keepin' on! Cheers!
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08/16/2009 10:25 PM
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Re: I smoke Marlboros and drink Jack Daniels so GUESS WHAT?? They cant kill me off with Swine Flu!!
haven't had the flu in 20+ years..never had the flu shot..

i smoke american spirits now, and drink maker's mark when i drink..

fuck them all...

i'm 37..

rock on brother..


they ain't taking us out.
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08/16/2009 10:39 PM
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Re: I smoke Marlboros and drink Jack Daniels so GUESS WHAT?? They cant kill me off with Swine Flu!!
Smoke some... Big joint and cheers to you.... captain ja
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08/16/2009 10:42 PM
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Re: I smoke Marlboros and drink Jack Daniels so GUESS WHAT?? They cant kill me off with Swine Flu!!
Dont believe me, look it up. Smoking cigarettes and drinking hard liquor messes up the way the swine flu wants to kill you. Ill keep my smokes, booze and garlic and they can keep their fucking shot. Soon as it gets kind of hectic ill be in the mountains buried in like a tic at my cabin, ill take my chainsaw and drop a few trees across the only road up to it then fuck everybody!

(except fellow GLP'ers of course, ya'll are welcome ;)
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i want to know how you know that
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08/17/2009 03:53 PM
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Re: I smoke Marlboros and drink Jack Daniels so GUESS WHAT?? They cant kill me off with Swine Flu!!
Dont believe me, look it up. Smoking cigarettes and drinking hard liquor messes up the way the swine flu wants to kill you. Ill keep my smokes, booze and garlic and they can keep their fucking shot. Soon as it gets kind of hectic ill be in the mountains buried in like a tic at my cabin, ill take my chainsaw and drop a few trees across the only road up to it then fuck everybody!

(except fellow GLP'ers of course, ya'll are welcome ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 749948


Cigarettes and whiskey saved my Grandma, I believe.

When she was in her late forties, she had a stroke that left her bedridden for a year. She was finally able to get up and go to work, but her right side was paralyzed and she had trouble talking. (she was left crippled.) She lived to age 84. My dad (now 77) has had many mini-strokes and I use a stroke-preventative protocol, but I think I am susceptible. I just mention that to point out that my family has a history. Anyway, my Grandma would work all day and come home and make dinner for 3 grandkids and keep house (she took care of us). After all of her chores were done, she would watch TV and drink a shot or 2 of whiskey and smoke cigs. The combination of alcohol and cigs relax your blood vessel, and the best time to do it is before bed because a lot of strokes happen at night. I believe it kept her from getting another stroke.
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08/17/2009 03:58 PM
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Re: I smoke Marlboros and drink Jack Daniels so GUESS WHAT?? They cant kill me off with Swine Flu!!
Does chewin snuff and drinking cheap beer have the same effect?? Or will i get the swine flu to a 'lesser degree' like the piglet flu??
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08/17/2009 04:13 PM
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carry on my good friend....heres to ya....
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08/17/2009 04:18 PM
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It's true:

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08/17/2009 04:30 PM
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i grow my own tabbacer and make my own likker. I plan on living to be at least 120!
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08/17/2009 05:15 PM
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Re: I smoke Marlboros and drink Jack Daniels so GUESS WHAT?? They cant kill me off with Swine Flu!!
Does chewin snuff and drinking cheap beer have the same effect?? Or will i get the swine flu to a 'lesser degree' like the piglet flu??
 Quoting: Richard Strong

It almost has the same effect except it doesn't pre chew up your lung sacks so you might get just a tiny little touch of piglet flu.
Eat the garlic and onions it kills the bugs and makes you stink but you can of course get some breath fresher.
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08/17/2009 05:19 PM
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Re: I smoke Marlboros and drink Jack Daniels so GUESS WHAT?? They cant kill me off with Swine Flu!!
Now we know what al the huff over second hand smoke was about. It's obvious it wasnt anything good. "They" never do anything to REALLY stop something that really harms us. Makes you wonder, anyway. If cigarettes can stop disease then people should hear this as well as the negatives.
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08/17/2009 06:55 PM
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Re: I smoke Marlboros and drink Jack Daniels so GUESS WHAT?? They cant kill me off with Swine Flu!!
i agree. my two cents...bourbon is my liquor of choice and i never get sick. i mean never. i'm 29 and i also smoke. i used to get bronchitis a few times a year, but i have never in my life had the flu. no flu shots either. i switched to american spirits a few years ago and have not had bronchitis since. the worst that happens to me is a hangover now and then, haha. my question for you guys/gals...i have recently started making my own homemade wine. do you think this will help fight flu/sickness or do we need to stick to the 40+ proof booze? i'm trying to get my wine to a 15-20% alcohol level but i'm new to this and very impatient:)

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