I have time for 5 psychic questions to be answered by a psychic.

Hey, I was just looking back through your threads and noticed that you have a LOT of psychic reading threads here. I want to know the answer to 5 questions. If a real psychic answers them, I promise I won't ask anymore questions. Here they are:

1)What is the name of the girl who liked Rudy Aguilar in 4th grade?

2)What is the name of my future wife?

3)When will I become a God?

4)What is the name of that woman who was shouting, "Whoooo" at me out of the car window 1 or 2 summers ago near the rec center in Kanawha City?

5)What will I do if I ever DO become a God?

Thanks in advance!