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First Lady Michelle Obama now 'requires' 26 servants!

 
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I'm sure this was not the kind of 'change' people had in mind when they choose this joker!


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Depression, What, Michelle Worry? Mrs. Obama Demands Small Army of Attendants
First Lady Now Requires 26 Servants


“In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much,” she said. “See, that’s why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service,”— Michelle Obama.

We were wrong.

Michelle Obama, as we reported on July 7, is not served by twenty-two attendants who stand by to cater to her every whim.

She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.

The annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately $1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded to every attendant.

Little did American voters realize the call for “change” would result in the establishment of an Obama oligarchy.

The discovery of the additional attendants was made by D’Angelo Gore of factcheck.org and by calls to Katie McCormick Lelyyeld, Michelle Obama’s press secretary.

Mr. Gore launched his investigation of the First Lady’s staff in the wake of an article that appeared on thelastcrusade.org and Canada Free Press on July 7.

The article, which became a chain letter viewed by millions of Americans, reported that Michelle Obama requires more than twenty attendants - - more than any First Lady in U.S. History. It provided the following list of White House staff members assigned to the First Lady:

$172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
$140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
$113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)
$102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
$102,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
$90,000 - Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
$84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
$75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
$70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
$65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
$65,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
$62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
$60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
$60,000 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
$52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
$50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
$45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
$45,000 - Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
$40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
$36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
$36,000 - Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
$36,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
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All that money, all those people, and not a single dollar nor a single person would have the power to remove that wicked perma-look of her face.

What a ripoff.
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That's obscene.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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All that money, all those people, and not a single dollar nor a single person would have the power to remove that wicked perma-look of her face.

What a ripoff.
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They have taken bilking the US taxpayer into a league of its own now!
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this is pretty standard. laura bush had 18-24 staffers at various times during her years as first lady. i think it was carter who reportedly had the most of all, though.
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I dont care she deserves as many servants as she asks for! We owe Mr. President Obama and his wife the best we have to offer ! Best wishes Mr. President
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That's obscene.
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That woman is obscene. And those facts and figures on her expenditures are only what is being released as public information. Try to imagine how much she spends that we do not, and will not ever know about.

This country elects one person to represent our country. We elect one President.

These people currently occupying our White House think nothing of living high on the hog with the citizen's hard earned money.
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this is pretty standard. laura bush had 18-24 staffers at various times during her years as first lady. i think it was carter who reportedly had the most of all, though.
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Proof? Link?
Thanks you :)
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I dont care she deserves as many servants as she asks for! We owe Mr. President Obama and his wife the best we have to offer ! Best wishes Mr. President
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What have they done to deserve such accolades? Humor me...
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this is pretty standard. laura bush had 18-24 staffers at various times during her years as first lady. i think it was carter who reportedly had the most of all, though.
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Laura Bush’s Staff

McBride, Anita B. Assistant to the president and chief of staff to the first lady $168,000.00

Harder, Cherie S. Special asistant to the president for domestic policy and director of project of the first lady $108,000.00

Niemiec, Sally M. Press secretary to the First Lady $90,000.00

Miller, Sonja M. Deputy chief of staff to the first lady $84,700.00

Ballard, Deanna M. Director of scheduling for the First Lady $75,000.00

Marshall, Misty C. Director of correspondence for the first lady $59,700.00

Etter, Marisa L. Deputy director of scheduling for the First Lady $50,000.00

Lineweaver, Lindsey M. Special assistant and personal aide to the first lady $47,500.00

Donoghue , Tarah C. Deputy press secretary to the First Lady $43,000.00

Block, Jonathan F. Assistant press secretary to the First Lady $39,000.00
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I dont care she deserves as many servants as she asks for! We owe Mr. President Obama and his wife the best we have to offer ! Best wishes Mr. President
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I've got one more thing to add HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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I dont care she deserves as many servants as she asks for! We owe Mr. President Obama and his wife the best we have to offer ! Best wishes Mr. President


What have they done to deserve such accolades? Humor me...
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How about saving this country from economic ruins the conservatives had it in ?
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Thanks for Laura Bush's staff list.

Much obliged ;)
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"Yes we can!" ochange
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I dont care she deserves as many servants as she asks for! We owe Mr. President Obama and his wife the best we have to offer ! Best wishes Mr. President


What have they done to deserve such accolades? Humor me...

How about saving this country from economic ruins the conservatives had it in ?
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I dont care she deserves as many servants as she asks for! We owe Mr. President Obama and his wife the best we have to offer ! Best wishes Mr. President


What have they done to deserve such accolades? Humor me...

How about saving this country from economic ruins the conservatives had it in ?
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You ever hear of the saying 'don't count your chickens before they hatch'.

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Thanks for Laura Bush's staff list.

Much obliged ;)
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My pleasure.

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She is helping to reduce the unemployment !
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She is helping to reduce the unemployment !
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I'm sure they feel the same way too. LOL
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fucking AHHHH
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this is pretty standard. laura bush had 18-24 staffers at various times during her years as first lady. i think it was carter who reportedly had the most of all, though.



Proof? Link?
Thanks you :)
 Quoting: XLR8


the list given in the thread already is incomplete.

here's the 2008 staff list:
[link to www.washingtonpost.com]

there are 16 staffers with the words "first lady" in their job titles (same number as michelle obama). now include the job titles that include "social secretary" (as were included in michelle obama's list) and that number reaches 18.
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furthermore these people aren't "servants" nor are they "personal attendants" who are just there to cater to michelle obama.
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furthermore these people aren't "servants" nor are they "personal attendants" who are just there to cater to michelle obama.
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To have to put up with what she does she should have "personal attendants" who are just there to cater to her.
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she forgot to hire a PMS assistant
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furthermore these people aren't "servants" nor are they "personal attendants" who are just there to cater to michelle obama.

To have to put up with what she does she should have "personal attendants" who are just there to cater to her.
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Oh really!?!??!?

Tell me, what exactly does she have to "put up with"???
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furthermore these people aren't "servants" nor are they "personal attendants" who are just there to cater to michelle obama.

To have to put up with what she does she should have "personal attendants" who are just there to cater to her.


Oh really!?!??!?

Tell me, what exactly does she have to "put up with"???
 Quoting: Riker

She has to listen to racist news casters try to say her husband isnt an american citizen. Then when her husbands trys to help this country she has to see lunatics with machine guns outside his town hall meetings !
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notice the name miechelle obama connect it to 26

each letter of name converted to a number
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I dont care she deserves as many servants as she asks for! We owe Mr. President Obama and his wife the best we have to offer ! Best wishes Mr. President


What have they done to deserve such accolades? Humor me...

How about saving this country from economic ruins the conservatives had it in ?
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That was funny, tell some more jokes about the ultimate joker....










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Pin this for all to see......











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Gee

I'm shocked...

Shocked, I tells ya...

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