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What is the most horrible 'practical joke' you've ever pulled (or thought about pulling)? | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 736738  United States08/25/2009 09:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
gsbltd  User ID: 755759 United States08/25/2009 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I only do nasty 'jokes' when someone truly deserves it. For example: 30 years ago I was Technical Director at a local theatre. It was a tough show made even more ugly by a very overbearing [and largely untalented] actor. He screamed alot in his final scene [shattering the subtleties of the script], and before charging onstage he would gulp from a glass of water he had stashed ontop of my backstage lighting console... a serious accident waiting to happen if he spilled any fluid on the high-voltage wiring in the cabinet below. After he ignored my repeated warnings NOT to have any liquids around, I decided to take action. One night, I switched his water with Vodka. He took his usual gulp and dashed through the curtains - the stunned look on his face was priceless as he struggled to get out his pompous delivery. The next performance.... his water glass was elsewhere. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 755978  Switzerland08/25/2009 09:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i was present, but not responsible. long ago in the days of college, there was a chick nobody liked. she always came to the house parties, unwanted. a few guys prepared a special beer (a beer bottle filled with piss) recapped it, put it in the refrigerator, then served it to her. her response, "this beer doesn't taste very good" i felt really bad for her. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 456756 United States08/25/2009 10:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He couldn't figure out the smell and the noise. You really don't want to mess with me. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 755966 United States08/25/2009 10:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 756106  Canada08/25/2009 10:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 755993  Australia08/25/2009 10:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 756106 Canada08/25/2009 10:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grass seeds all over the carpet, a few full buckets of water and the heater on. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 755993The person I wanted to get was away for the weekend. When they got home they had a lawn in their bedroom. Brilliant. I wish I had thought of that. Here are a couple that friends of mine did. Frozen shrimp in the hems of curtains. When she found her husband was unfaithful, a lady that I met at college, divorced him and in the settlement agreed to let him keep the house, in exchange for a cash settlement. She moved her stuff to a new apartment, then took the weights out of the curtain hems and filled them with frozen prawns and set the air con to very cold. Later he turned the aircon off and the prawns started to smell. He turned the place upside down looking for the dead animals in his walls, basement everywhere. Another friend in similar circumstances filled the air system of his car with frozen prawns. He never did find them and ended up wrecking his car. To this day he does not know what was done to him. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 736738 United States08/25/2009 10:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Grass seeds all over the carpet, a few full buckets of water and the heater on. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 756106The person I wanted to get was away for the weekend. When they got home they had a lawn in their bedroom. Brilliant. I wish I had thought of that. Here are a couple that friends of mine did. Frozen shrimp in the hems of curtains. When she found her husband was unfaithful, a lady that I met at college, divorced him and in the settlement agreed to let him keep the house, in exchange for a cash settlement. She moved her stuff to a new apartment, then took the weights out of the curtain hems and filled them with frozen prawns and set the air con to very cold. Later he turned the aircon off and the prawns started to smell. He turned the place upside down looking for the dead animals in his walls, basement everywhere. Another friend in similar circumstances filled the air system of his car with frozen prawns. He never did find them and ended up wrecking his car. To this day he does not know what was done to him. Great one. Squid (especially bait squid) is even better for this effect as it liquefies when decomposing. |
| mathetes User ID: 514914 United States08/25/2009 10:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've got two: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7367381. Put the victims toothbrush in your ass bristles first and take a picture of it sticking out. Wait a week or so, then send the picture to the victim. 2. Quick-crete down the toilet. You can also run a water hose into the pipes from the outside and pump some quick-crete into the entire plumbing of the victim's house. Back in college..it involved a Sorority house and donuts For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in. |
| BlueStraza User ID: 728028 United States08/25/2009 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | this is pretty messed up for being a high school kid, looking back on it now. I called up the school i was attending, pretending to be my father i was fake crying and telling the secretary that I had shot myself last night and died. All for an april fools joke. needless to say i had to find a different school. but oh god was the reaction funny as fuck. |
