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The failed assassination attempt on Saudi Prince(Last Thrursday):: The bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum

 
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The failed assassination attempt on Saudi Prince(Last Thrursday):: The bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum
The failed assassination attempt on Prince Muhammad Bin Naif , Assistant Minister of Interior for Security Affairs, Thursday night was planned by Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula which operates from Yemen, sources confirmed.
The suicide bomber was recruited by Yemeni Nasser Al-Wohaishi, known also by the nom de guerre Abu Baseer, the sources said.
Al-Wohaishi is the head of Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, which had announced in an Internet posting last January the merger of the Saudi and Yemeni branches of Al-Qaeda.
The merger was seen by analysts as an attempt to consolidate after the Saudi branch of Al-Qaeda was practically wiped out following a vigorous counter-terrorism campaign led by Prince Muhammad.
According to Okaz sources, the bomber who detonated himself only a meter away from the Prince was part of a terrorist cell formed to target oil installations and public figures.
The sources said the bomber stayed in an apartment on Sari Street, northwest of Jeddah, Thursday.
He had slipped into the Kingdom from Mareb, east of Sana’a, Yemen’s Foreign Minister Abu-Bakr Al-Qirbi told The Associated Press.
“He was in Yemen,” said Al-Qirbi. “He claimed that he was going to hand himself over to Saudi authorities and make a statement to his followers to abandon Al-Qaeda principles.”
Okaz sources said the bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum, which could explain why he refused to drink coffee at the Prince’s Court.
The bomber had sent word he wanted to surrender personally to the Prince who had ordered that he not be searched to encourage others to come forward.
At the Prince’s home in Jeddah’s north Obhur beach area Thursday night around 11.30 P.M., the attacker was in line to enter a gathering of well-wishers for Ramadan when he blew himself up. The Prince was lightly injured in the attack. The bomber died.
Saudi authorities have so far not announced the identity of the attacker who along with his brother was on the Interior Ministry’s list of 85 most wanted militants.
Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, has made several unsuccessful attempts to strike inside the Kingdom.
In April, Saudi authorities discovered a cave in the remote Saudi mountains near the Yemeni border that was a way station for the militants. Saudi police seized 11 suspected Saudi militants planning armed robberies, kidnappings and other attacks. Earlier this month Saudi authorities announced the arrest of 44 militants and the seizure of explosives, detonators and guns.
Thursday’s bombing was the first assassination attempt against a member of the royal family in decades and was also the first significant attack by militants in the Kingdom since 2006.
Saudi Arabia has waged a fierce crackdown on Al-Qaeda militants in the country. It has killed or captured most of their leaders after a string of attacks that started in 2003.
However, Thursday attack raises concerns that Yemen’s instability could allow Al-Qaeda to carry out cross-border attacks. The Yemeni army is on a near three-week-long offensive on strongholds of Zaidi rebels, also known as Huthis, in lawless swathes around Saada city in the Mareb region. The security forces are stretched by the tribal revolt in the north and separatist unrest in the south.

By Abdullah Al-Orefij www.saudigazette.com/sa
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Re: The failed assassination attempt on Saudi Prince(Last Thrursday):: The bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum
some harcore shit lol
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Re: The failed assassination attempt on Saudi Prince(Last Thrursday):: The bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum
Well if that's true, there's yet another peaceful loving advancement to the human condition contributed by WORLD ISLAM...

Now they're shoving bombs UP THEIR ASS - !

Why is this NOT as much a surprise as some might think?

This would be hilarious, were it not so totally pathetic.

Anybody here STILL in a mood to keep an open mind toward one of the world's GREAT RELIGIONS? To grant them special privileges because of their so-called beliefs? To work with them, and live with them?

If so, you're an even bigger agent of EVIL then THEY are!

I say this: Let's introduce them all to their 72 virgins enmasse, wherever and whenever we find them, in as violent a manner as humanly possible.

The world will be a better place without these zealous unclean bug-infested deluded camel-banging ASS-BOMBERS...
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some harcore shit lol
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Gives a whole NEW meaning to the term,
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS...
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08/30/2009 02:15 PM
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Well, I won't be flying anytime soon now, last thing I'll let happen is a rectal inspection by the TSA peoples.

I didn't like taking off my shoes, this would cross the line.
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08/30/2009 02:17 PM
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Can't you just see this SOB with a couple pounds of semtex rammed up his backside?

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Re: The failed assassination attempt on Saudi Prince(Last Thrursday):: The bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum
Well if that's true, there's yet another peaceful loving advancement to the human condition contributed by WORLD ISLAM...

Now they're shoving bombs UP THEIR ASS - !

Why is this NOT as much a surprise as some might think?

This would be hilarious, were it not so totally pathetic.

Anybody here STILL in a mood to keep an open mind toward one of the world's GREAT RELIGIONS? To grant them special privileges because of their so-called beliefs? To work with them, and live with them?

If so, you're an even bigger agent of EVIL then THEY are!

I say this: Let's introduce them all to their 72 virgins enmasse, wherever and whenever we find them, in as violent a manner as humanly possible.

The world will be a better place without these zealous unclean bug-infested deluded camel-banging ASS-BOMBERS...
 Quoting: SoSayWeAll 718557
Yhe ASS-Bombers...Great name for a heavy metal band lol...
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Re: The failed assassination attempt on Saudi Prince(Last Thrursday):: The bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum
Well if that's true, there's yet another peaceful loving advancement to the human condition contributed by WORLD ISLAM...

Now they're shoving bombs UP THEIR ASS - !

Why is this NOT as much a surprise as some might think?

This would be hilarious, were it not so totally pathetic.

Anybody here STILL in a mood to keep an open mind toward one of the world's GREAT RELIGIONS? To grant them special privileges because of their so-called beliefs? To work with them, and live with them?

If so, you're an even bigger agent of EVIL then THEY are!

I say this: Let's introduce them all to their 72 virgins enmasse, wherever and whenever we find them, in as violent a manner as humanly possible.

The world will be a better place without these zealous unclean bug-infested deluded camel-banging ASS-BOMBERS...
Yhe ASS-Bombers...Great name for a heavy metal band lol...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 604518


Oh Gods, I'm laughing SO hard... OMG... This is the best shit I've seen a LONG time...

The frakking ASS-BOMBERS... LOL...
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08/30/2009 02:22 PM
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some harcore shit lol
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shitstream scared
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08/30/2009 11:53 PM
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The best part is that the prince ordered that he not be searched...so the guy shoved the bomb up his ass for nothing! He could have just strapped to to his waist!! LOL
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08/30/2009 11:57 PM
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this will be known as the goatse-suicide-bomber.




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The best part is that the prince ordered that he not be searched...so the guy shoved the bomb up his ass for nothing! He could have just strapped to to his waist!! LOL
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5a
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Farting ki
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The failed assassination attempt on Saudi Prince(Last Thrursday):: The bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum
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OMG this is serious!

What is next? Rectum search at every airport now? I AM NOT FLYING IF THIS HAPPENS!!!!
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08/31/2009 12:23 AM
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Talk about hemorrhoids ...
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Gotta love them 'Camel Banging Ass Bombers'...

Sorry, liked it so much I'm practicing using it in a sentence!
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08/31/2009 12:37 AM
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"The bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum"


As if travelling needed to get any harder
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rectal blowlapse
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Re: The failed assassination attempt on Saudi Prince(Last Thrursday):: The bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum
You cannot get a very large bomb in your rectum. Even with all the practice of shoving things up there these guys get. The must he could get up there, including detonator and casing would have been 4 - 6 ounces.
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dont fart
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You cannot get a very large bomb in your rectum. Even with all the practice of shoving things up there these guys get. The must he could get up there, including detonator and casing would have been 4 - 6 ounces.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 759723


Quite so. Evidentally not enough to do the job.

They will have to go nuclear with it: Atomic-Ass-Bomber!

This is why I come to GLP. It just doesn't get any better than this.
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OMG this is serious!

What is next? Rectum search at every airport now? I AM NOT FLYING IF THIS HAPPENS!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 759956


You just have to get with the program.

If they want to throw in a free rectal exam with the plane ticket why not take advantage of it. At least you'll have a redneck approvable EXCUSE for what you should have broke down and paid for already anyway.
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So does one build a custom ass-bomb or do you find and existing bomb and think "Hey, I bet I could fit that up my ass."
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08/31/2009 02:24 AM
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So can you come to me or do i need to come to you or what?
come get me off my cam lol i am on here playing right now
you wanna see?? [link to bit.ly]
how soon can you be here??
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08/31/2009 02:26 AM
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These groups, remind me of the stories of the Assassins, they
believed if they died they would go to paradise and get 20 virgin etc.. The guy I don't remember his name would get young
men and give them a drug and lead them to a place with
girls all over the place. Told them that if they would do what he ordered, that wound be their reward. He wasn't Islamic or any other religion. He just was a hired assassin for hire and he would kill without mercy. Made himself real rich until they finally managed to kill him.
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So does one build a custom ass-bomb or do you find and existing bomb and think "Hey, I bet I could fit that up my ass."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 755327


Its not as easy as you might imagine.

Trainees have to first attend the ASS-BLASTER class.
.

Duh.
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08/31/2009 02:32 AM
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Re: The failed assassination attempt on Saudi Prince(Last Thrursday):: The bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum
Still, it cured him of his constipation.
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Alqueda is CIA

It doe'snt make sence.
Marcus 11: 22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
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Weapon of Ass Destruction
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This is what we call "smoking ass" hf
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Weapon of Ass Destruction
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lmao lmao lmao

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