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I don't think Jesus said anything that the Bible says he said.

Paul's letters physically predate the gospels by a lifetime. Paul never mentions Jesus virgin birth or his teachings or his life, really.

He just capitalizes on the Jews desperate need to find a silver lining, a reason why God didn't give the Jews victory in their little faith based uprising that Jesus was a leader of.

They crucified Jesus for being a rebel leader. The apostles didn't want him to be a messiah for all people, they wanted him to be only for the Jews. Form day one no one agreed what the relgion was, and they still don't. The reason for that is because the religion makes no sense and is FALSE.

Jesus was no flower child and no teacher and certainly no wise man, even if you believe he said all the garbage in the New Testament, which he didn't say.

If you're not ready in that hour, BURN. If you don't give a cup of water, BURN. If you don't bear fruit, BURN. If you forget your oil, BURN.

The founder of the Christian Research Institute and an atheist scholar had a debate that I listened to, and they both AGREED that the sayings of Jesus were being said before he lived.

The gospels disagree with each other about what Jesus said on the cross and what happened at the tomb. How can anyone believe the garbage??? The same way the Musilms and the Jews and the Mormons and any other religion believes their garbage. Blindly.

The great mistake almost all spiritual teachers make is to give credence to the Jesus of the Bible, he was a jerk. The golden rule is stupid. How can you possibly guess how someone else wants to be treated based on how you want to be treated???? You can't. You can't possibly make any kind of calculation like that on the fly. Goodness is innate and flows naturally and spiritually without precognition or cognitive learning/training/conditioning.

Commands to love are STUPID. You cannot command someone to love.

How someone wants or needs to be treated is completely unique in every situation and every moment.

Here's the thing, the Bible is such a long book with so many pronouncements, that no matter what you say, almost, there is some Bible verse that will "prove" how great and wise the Bible is.

Conversely, however, there is always a Bible verse that will prove how heinous and stupid the religion is, and how stupid it is to believe it.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that the Christian religion is pure nonsense.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that just because religions are mostly nonsense, it doesn't mean there isn't a God(dess), or many of them, a divine power, omniscince and all that stuff.

There are two main kinds of pompous jerk attitudes, the one that syas "it is written" and the one that says "you can't know, it's just faith." Either attitude leads to stagnation of true spirit and heart.
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Thought you'd never ask!

Actually this forum is the most godless. I've never seen so many who reject Jesus or that he even existed. Really poor education we have.

Wasn't the New Testament written hundreds of years after Christ?

Though some say that the New Testament was written 100-300 years after Christ died, the truth is that it was written before the close of the first century by those who either knew Christ personally, had encountered him, or were under the direction of those who were His disciples.

In the article When were the gospels written and by whom?, I demonstrated that Matthew, Mark, and Luke were all written before 70 A.D. Basically, the book of Acts was written by Luke. Since Acts 1:1-2 mentions that it is the second writing of Luke, the gospel of Luke was written even earlier.

Revelation
The author of the Book of Revelation is John. "The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave Him to show to His bond-servants, the things which must shortly take place; and He sent and communicated it by His angel to His bond-servant John," (Rev. 1:1). "Justin Martyr (Dialogue with Trypho, p. 308) (A.D.. 139–161) quotes from the Apocalypse, as John the apostle’s work."

Revelation was probably written at the end of John the Apostle's life. Some hold to the 90's and it is the last book written in the New Testament.
[link to www.carm.org]

These books as found in todays canon of the King James NT were agreed upon as scripture, and no other, in the second century or earlier as they became available.

Fact #1) The fact of the four-fold gospel is reflected in the "Muratorian Fragment" that Irenaeus was writing, around 170 A.D. The Muratorian Fragment lists for us basically the whole New Testament canon and it shows us that the four-fold gospel was an established fact by then.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Fact #2) We have approximately 50 manuscripts of the New Testament that PRE-DATE the Roman takeover of the established church in the 4th century.

Fact #3) We have more than 32 THOUSAND New Testament quotations from the early church writers of the 2nd and 3rd centuries. In fact, we could recreate virtually the entire New Testament just from the quotes of the early church writers of the 2nd and 3rd centuries. We can be QUITE certain that the New Testament we have today has come down to us just as it was from the earliest days, and we can be QUITE certain what they considered to be scripture.

Yes, the Roman government came along in the 4th century and corrupted and paganized the institutional church. There were many Christians who resisted this, and they were persecuted brutally. However, Christianity and the Bible were doing JUST FINE before Rome ever came on the scene.
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and your resentment comes from?
Beyond one's own mind there is no dazzling light to come shining in from outside to wake one up. If one recognizes one's own intrinsic State as pure from the beginning and only temporarily obscured by impurities, and if one maintains the presence of this recognition without becoming distracted, then all the impurities dissolve. This is the essence of the Path-namkhai norbu.

Why is there a legend about the descent of Christ into hell? The Teacher addressed the lower strata of the astral world, saying: �Why, by cherishing earthly thoughts, bind oneself eternally to Earth?� And many revolted in spirit and rose higher.
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Jesus was an empty suit.(or whatever they wore back then)
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warm where you're going
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anger is the real hell.....

and it follows people wherever they go....

no need to die to go to hell.....
Beyond one's own mind there is no dazzling light to come shining in from outside to wake one up. If one recognizes one's own intrinsic State as pure from the beginning and only temporarily obscured by impurities, and if one maintains the presence of this recognition without becoming distracted, then all the impurities dissolve. This is the essence of the Path-namkhai norbu.

Why is there a legend about the descent of Christ into hell? The Teacher addressed the lower strata of the astral world, saying: &#65533;Why, by cherishing earthly thoughts, bind oneself eternally to Earth?&#65533; And many revolted in spirit and rose higher.
Thread: I shot video of the earth from my spacecraft, enjoy!
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and your resentment comes from?
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I resent lies, and especially lies that masses of people pretend are true.

I resent the lie that Barack Obama is a decent person, a caring individual. I resent the lie that the democrat party is on the side of the little guy. I resent the lie that it was all about sex during Monica gate.

I resent the lie that there is some mystical power in "believing" in Jesus. I resent the lie that he died for our sins. I resent the lie that we are "helpless" victims of Adam and Eve's original sin, and we need a savior.

I resent the Chrisitan religion for alienating hordes of people from true morality, and making conservatism seem like churchy garbage.

I resent the church constantly revising their moral code to fit society.

I resent the church drawing a line through the old testament and saying Jesus changed it.

I resent people apologizing for "God" spinning him like politicians, when "He" tells Israel to kill every man woman and child, and tells people to stone their own children to death, and and and. He's GREAT ANYWAY, you say. We just don';t understand "His" holiness.

And we don't understand Clinton either, do we?

I resent Solomon and David having harems and God being silent as to any moral issues, instead David and Solomon being God's exemplary men, but NOW, since Jesus died, well, one man one wife and go to hell if you do otherwise.

I resent you bastards who have NO CLUE whatsoever what happened 2,000 years ago pretending you're righteous and holy for believing the crap, when in FACT, you're stupid.

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and your resentment comes from?I resent lies, and especially lies that masses of people pretend are true.

I resent the lie that Barack Obama is a decent person, a caring individual. I resent the lie that the democrat party is on the side of the little guy. I resent the lie that it was all about sex during Monica gate.

I resent the lie that there is some mystical power in "believing" in Jesus. I resent the lie that he died for our sins. I resent the lie that we are "helpless" victims of Adam and Eve's original sin, and we need a savior.

I resent the Chrisitan religion for alienating hordes of people from true morality, and making conservatism seem like churchy garbage.

I resent the church constantly revising their moral code to fit society.

I resent the church drawing a line through the old testament and saying Jesus changed it.

I resent people apologizing for "God" spinning him like politicians, when "He" tells Israel to kill every man woman and child, and tells people to stone their own children to death, and and and. He's GREAT ANYWAY, you say. We just don';t understand "His" holiness.

And we don't understand Clinton either, do we?

I resent Solomon and David having harems and God being silent as to any moral issues, instead David and Solomon being God's exemplary men, but NOW, since Jesus died, well, one man one wife and go to hell if you do otherwise.

I resent you bastards who have NO CLUE whatsoever what happened 2,000 years ago pretending you're righteous and holy for believing the crap, when in FACT, you're stupid.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

OK, you got my nomination for next president of the United States! Go gettum slugger!!!
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I resent you bastards who have NO CLUE whatsoever what happened 2,000 years ago pretending you're righteous and holy for believing the crap, when in FACT, you're stupid.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


I resent your stupidity and ignoring the post that proves you are an ignorant troll with no understanding of truth.
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Mary Mag was one sweet piece of ace though!
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Mary Mag was one sweet piece of ace though!
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Oh, you are like SO going to Hell for that one!!!! lol
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Mary Mag was one sweet piece of ace though!
Oh, you are like SO going to Hell for that one!!!! lol
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Eh, I'm a regular on GLP...what could be worse than that! tounge
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anger is the real hell.....

and it follows people wherever they go....

no need to die to go to hell.....
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Exactly.

OP, I can relate, really I can. You sound as I did, all hurt and pissed as all hell from the carp-o-la that so many of the heavenly minded can often inflict in the name of love.

I pray for you right now that in time, someone or someplace can begin to clear away the scales from your soul and let you see and understand God, Jesus and the faith as it is meant to be, not the burn, baby, burn method employed by so many.

May you know peace.
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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.
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OP lives an empty life filled with hatred and resentment, don't let him anger you, his life is hell already.
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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.
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Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.
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OP lives an empty life filled with hatred and resentment, don't let him anger you, his life is hell already.
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All the more reason to pray for him.
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OP, I can relate, really I can.
 Quoting: Doomamatrix
No you can't.
You sound as I did.
 Quoting: Doomamatrix
No, I don't..
all hurt and pissed as all hell from the carp-o-la that so many of the heavenly minded can often inflict in the name of love.
 Quoting: Doomamatrix
That was ten years ago, now I have proved it false.
I pray for you right now that in time, someone or someplace can begin to clear away the scales from your soul and let you see and understand God, Jesus and the faith as it is meant to be
 Quoting: Doomamatrix
Jesus was an asshole; actually he didn't live ANY of the life the fable says he did. He was probably a strong man, leader, and people probably loved him, but he was an idiot to believe the religion of his culture, just like you are. He went out on a limb and got nailed to a cross. Paul made up all kinds of mythical garbage about it, then people who never saw him fabricated his lollypop life a hundred years after he was dead. Get over it.

Reality is God, when you pretend or lie, you cease to exist you die.

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An asshole the first time...

A fricking "PRICK" the second time...

Maby the OP can elabrate as to the reasons why he would be any of these adjectives....
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"Jesus was an asshole", you say? please judge not, that ye be not judged. it is best to judge no one.

blessings,
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Maby the OP can elabrate as to the reasons why he would be any of these adjectives....
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If you are not ready in that hour, you will burn in hell forever.

Narrow is the gate and few will find it, wide is the path that leads to destruction.

If you don't bear fruit, burn baby burn.

If you don't give a cup of water, BURN.

If you forget your oil, BURN.

If someone else forgets their oil, to hell with them, keep yours. Let them BURN.

These are freaky asshole "teachings" period. People who defend a bastard who would say this stuff have no more integrity than people who defend Clinton.

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You're going overboard OP. Peace is a valid concept for humans to rally around, would you not agree?

So perhaps people enjoy Christ worship because they feel he is the totem for peace. Can you grasp that and reply?

And yes, I understand you will say: "But their followers are not being peaceful!" to which I will respond by asking what can the master do when he is away? Won't the servant act like fucking idiots and won't the master return to find them drunk? Yes, in some cases, everyone is a sinner.

But then there's assheads who will rail against the concept of "sin" --they'll say "there is no such thing". But many humans would say that to harm another human, is a sin.

The gospel story is written along the lines of confusion, as the Python boys pointed out years ago. Jesus, whomever he was, was concealed and not seen or known to the throngs which seek for him always. Only when he allowed it, did they see him.

He was not an asshole, but a ninja. There were many seeking him when the age of the fish began at that time. They would have composited a story of the master on their own, if he'd not come. But still, I do believe it happened that Jesus was a King and with titleage. And yes, I believe Satan offered him Rome (all the kingdoms of this world) if he were to simply claim the Alexandrian power to which he was entitled.

Jesus did not claim the crown at that time, and therefore he SACRIFICED his beloved city, Jerusalem. So perhaps from the Jewish perspective (they would have not wanted their city destroyed) when Jesus refused the Roman power which Satan offered him.

When I prayed for guidance, I was told that the loving and Kingly Jesus was the grandson of Cleopatra and Marc Antony via their son, Alexander Helios, Jesus' father. He was a peaceful and loving King who simply abdicated via never claiming the crown.

But to his enemies (same as today), yes, they would consider him to be the largest asshole ever. He knocked over the cash registers and gave them the finger. All the poor and needy, however, loved him and still do.
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Maby the OP can elabrate as to the reasons why he would be any of these adjectives....
If you are not ready in that hour, you will burn in hell forever.

Narrow is the gate and few will find it, wide is the path that leads to destruction.

If you don't bear fruit, burn baby burn.

If you don't give a cup of water, BURN.

If you forget your oil, BURN.

If someone else forgets their oil, to hell with them, keep yours. Let them BURN.

These are freaky asshole "teachings" period. People who defend a bastard who would say this stuff have no more integrity than people who defend Clinton.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

If you have the written words of
"Christ himself" maby you could boost....

I can't argue with you....

You are so wrong....

He is the Good news...

And our Fathers hand is always streached out...

The true nature of our God is all about justice..

You,weather you beleive in Him or not, or hate Him or not belong to Him..

This earth,where you are,belongs to Him..

And heaven or hell,belongs to Him..

He is a JUST AND A JELIOUS God....

No that the"good"seed has been planted in all the world...
Yes even in you,are we would be having this conversation.

All it takes is a little watering.........

But these are the choices "we"have to make...
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Mary Mag was one sweet piece of ace though!
Oh, you are like SO going to Hell for that one!!!! lol
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If you laughed at that you go too!
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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



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Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 756562


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?
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You're going overboard OP. Peace is a valid concept for humans to rally around, would you not agree?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653234
Peace is not a concept, it's a state of being.
So perhaps people enjoy Christ worship because they feel he is the totem for peace. Can you grasp that and reply?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653234
No, they don't. They feel he is going to come and kick ass all over the horrible unbelievers. But wait, a man who can't feed his own family is EVEN WORSE than an unbeliever. Jesus is REALLY going to kick his ass.
And yes, I understand you will say: "But their followers are not being peaceful!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653234
No one is a follower of Jesus because the person who supposedly is Jesus is a made up fictional series of words that in the end amount to nothing.
I do believe it happened that Jesus was a King and with titleage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 653234
Jesus says early in the gospels, I did not come to do miracles, watch out for someone who says he's me and does miracles. Then someone who says he's Jesus comes along and does miracles. I frankly don't believe a word of any of it. There's a book called The Birth of Christianity that explains probably how the whole religion came to be.
But to his enemies (same as today), yes, they would consider him to be the largest asshole ever. He knocked over the cash registers and gave them the finger. All the poor and needy, however, loved him and still do.
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Well, unless they forget their oil, or unless they're not ready in that hour.

The made up Jesus was an asshole, I have no idea how the real Jesus was, and I mean no malice toward him, nor frankly toward anyone who believes any religion, even though it's stupid. It's stupid to forget your car keys and stupid to leave the oven on and all that. It isn't fatal. It's not a final judgment, but it is STUPID. cool2
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I have no clue if Jesus is real or not I do however reject any religion with a bible that says women are all liars and are worth less than a head of cattle and that wives are possessions to be offered to visitors for sex. Christianity sucks dogs balls.
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and your resentment comes from?I resent lies, and especially lies that masses of people pretend are true.

I resent the lie that Barack Obama is a decent person, a caring individual. I resent the lie that the democrat party is on the side of the little guy. I resent the lie that it was all about sex during Monica gate.

I resent the lie that there is some mystical power in "believing" in Jesus. I resent the lie that he died for our sins. I resent the lie that we are "helpless" victims of Adam and Eve's original sin, and we need a savior.

I resent the Chrisitan religion for alienating hordes of people from true morality, and making conservatism seem like churchy garbage.

I resent the church constantly revising their moral code to fit society.

I resent the church drawing a line through the old testament and saying Jesus changed it.

I resent people apologizing for "God" spinning him like politicians, when "He" tells Israel to kill every man woman and child, and tells people to stone their own children to death, and and and. He's GREAT ANYWAY, you say. We just don';t understand "His" holiness.

And we don't understand Clinton either, do we?

I resent Solomon and David having harems and God being silent as to any moral issues, instead David and Solomon being God's exemplary men, but NOW, since Jesus died, well, one man one wife and go to hell if you do otherwise.

I resent you bastards who have NO CLUE whatsoever what happened 2,000 years ago pretending you're righteous and holy for believing the crap, when in FACT, you're stupid.

OK, you got my nomination for next president of the United States! Go gettum slugger!!!
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe

Me too.
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(Luke 19:27), "Take my enemies, who would not have me RULE over them, bring them here, and KILL them before me."

OP, the christers are told to kill you. Better watch out. lol
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I resent Solomon and David having harems and God being silent as to any moral issues, instead David and Solomon being God's exemplary men, but NOW, since Jesus died, well, one man one wife and go to hell if you do otherwise..
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


seem god need send pedhopil back to save humanity :p
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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



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Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?
 Quoting: lilmisscantbewrong



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Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.

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