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Jesus was an asshole

 
TXGal4Truth

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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



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Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



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Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 760478


WOW! All that cause the gal said hello? Geesh!
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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and your resentment comes from?I resent lies, and especially lies that masses of people pretend are true.

I resent the lie that Barack Obama is a decent person, a caring individual. I resent the lie that the democrat party is on the side of the little guy. I resent the lie that it was all about sex during Monica gate.

I resent the lie that there is some mystical power in "believing" in Jesus. I resent the lie that he died for our sins. I resent the lie that we are "helpless" victims of Adam and Eve's original sin, and we need a savior.

I resent the Chrisitan religion for alienating hordes of people from true morality, and making conservatism seem like churchy garbage.

I resent the church constantly revising their moral code to fit society.

I resent the church drawing a line through the old testament and saying Jesus changed it.

I resent people apologizing for "God" spinning him like politicians, when "He" tells Israel to kill every man woman and child, and tells people to stone their own children to death, and and and. He's GREAT ANYWAY, you say. We just don';t understand "His" holiness.

And we don't understand Clinton either, do we?

I resent Solomon and David having harems and God being silent as to any moral issues, instead David and Solomon being God's exemplary men, but NOW, since Jesus died, well, one man one wife and go to hell if you do otherwise.

I resent you bastards who have NO CLUE whatsoever what happened 2,000 years ago pretending you're righteous and holy for believing the crap, when in FACT, you're stupid.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah




What a sad pathetic man you are, and in bondage to lies yourself. You do not know God, and your moral code is lacking in itself. Let me know when you want to stop being a spiritual retard, I'll let you in on a few secrets, but not while you are blinded by your own lies.
"Glory is what happens when faith overcomes adversity."
New Age Messiah (OP)

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It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.
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LMAO.
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Wingedlion

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Maby the OP can elabrate as to the reasons why he would be any of these adjectives....
If you are not ready in that hour, you will burn in hell forever.

Narrow is the gate and few will find it, wide is the path that leads to destruction.

If you don't bear fruit, burn baby burn.

If you don't give a cup of water, BURN.

If you forget your oil, BURN.

If someone else forgets their oil, to hell with them, keep yours. Let them BURN.

These are freaky asshole "teachings" period. People who defend a bastard who would say this stuff have no more integrity than people who defend Clinton.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah




You just don't like doing things God's way do you? Such is the condition of a fallen mankind. The heart of rebellion is that man chose darkness rather than light, and that is where you are and will remain unless you have an opportunity to have the Holy Spirit deal with you. That is if you haven't already seared your conscious with a hot iron, and God hasn't given you up to a reprobate mind.
"Glory is what happens when faith overcomes adversity."
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Jesus saves. Jesus lives.
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Jn 1:5 The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it.
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Whoever started this thread has serious issues.
You have obviously been misdirected about the truth, and are harboring alot of hurt.

Forgive whoever hurt you....and find healing, and God.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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Whoever started this thread has serious issues.
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The world has serious issues and whoever started this thread was serious enough to make them his own, and since he is so good hearted, the Goddess Mother Nature made him the New Age Messiah.
"It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum."
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New Age Messiah is an ASSHOLE!
Rusty Shakelford

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The beauty of hiding behind the internet. Most people wouldn't say something like that unless masked. I hope you don't believe those things.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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The beauty of hiding behind the internet. Most people wouldn't say something like that unless masked. I hope you don't believe those things.
 Quoting: Rusty Shakelford
Who are you talking to?
"It Took Me A While To Realise, But N.A.M. Is The Greatest Poster On This, Or Any Other Forum."
Anonymous Coward
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This article will tell you who the true arsehole is:


[link to Do_not_use_this.com]
Rusty Shakelford

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Thread starter. Who else?
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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Wellcome to reality...when you die you are dust and nothing else!!!!
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Lets not talk about all the people that died in his name.....
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The title of the OP's thread was a dead giveaway.

Please don't feed the troll.

Last Edited by Doc Savage on 09/01/2009 02:50 AM
Rusty Shakelford

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I have friends like you. I feel so sorry for you. I hope you will wake up one day and see your self as a conscience being. Someone deserving of Gods love and light.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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Thread starter. Who else?
 Quoting: Rusty Shakelford
Oh, you said someone was hiding behind the internet, sure wasn't me. My website with tons of personal information about me is linked at the bottom of my posts.

And you're right, I don't believe that stuff, I know if for a fact.
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I agree with the OP...!!!
Rusty Shakelford

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Actually, I said most people. I am glad you feel so free with your personal info spread all over like that. I won't look to hard...
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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I agree with the OP...!!!
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Roger that. Bingo.
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Thought you'd never ask!

Actually this forum is the most godless. I've never seen so many who reject Jesus or that he even existed. Really poor education we have.

Wasn't the New Testament written hundreds of years after Christ?

Though some say that the New Testament was written 100-300 years after Christ died, the truth is that it was written before the close of the first century by those who either knew Christ personally, had encountered him, or were under the direction of those who were His disciples.

In the article When were the gospels written and by whom?, I demonstrated that Matthew, Mark, and Luke were all written before 70 A.D. Basically, the book of Acts was written by Luke. Since Acts 1:1-2 mentions that it is the second writing of Luke, the gospel of Luke was written even earlier.

Revelation
The author of the Book of Revelation is John. "The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave Him to show to His bond-servants, the things which must shortly take place; and He sent and communicated it by His angel to His bond-servant John," (Rev. 1:1). "Justin Martyr (Dialogue with Trypho, p. 308) (A.D.. 139–161) quotes from the Apocalypse, as John the apostle’s work."

Revelation was probably written at the end of John the Apostle's life. Some hold to the 90's and it is the last book written in the New Testament.
[link to www.carm.org]

These books as found in todays canon of the King James NT were agreed upon as scripture, and no other, in the second century or earlier as they became available.

Fact #1) The fact of the four-fold gospel is reflected in the "Muratorian Fragment" that Irenaeus was writing, around 170 A.D. The Muratorian Fragment lists for us basically the whole New Testament canon and it shows us that the four-fold gospel was an established fact by then.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Fact #2) We have approximately 50 manuscripts of the New Testament that PRE-DATE the Roman takeover of the established church in the 4th century.

Fact #3) We have more than 32 THOUSAND New Testament quotations from the early church writers of the 2nd and 3rd centuries. In fact, we could recreate virtually the entire New Testament just from the quotes of the early church writers of the 2nd and 3rd centuries. We can be QUITE certain that the New Testament we have today has come down to us just as it was from the earliest days, and we can be QUITE certain what they considered to be scripture.

Yes, the Roman government came along in the 4th century and corrupted and paganized the institutional church. There were many Christians who resisted this, and they were persecuted brutally. However, Christianity and the Bible were doing JUST FINE before Rome ever came on the scene.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 756919




Fact # 5 ) The new testament was never written in the Language of Jesus's people , the Jews

as those who knew him best rejected him out right

they thought he was a fool

just as they rejected Mohamed who also proclaimed himself a Prophet in Medina

Only the uneducated Roman pagans bought the Jesus story

it is like zues and Apollo
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I don't think Jesus said anything that the Bible says he said.

Paul's letters physically predate the gospels by a lifetime. Paul never mentions Jesus virgin birth or his teachings or his life, really.

He just capitalizes on the Jews desperate need to find a silver lining, a reason why God didn't give the Jews victory in their little faith based uprising that Jesus was a leader of.

They crucified Jesus for being a rebel leader. The apostles didn't want him to be a messiah for all people, they wanted him to be only for the Jews. Form day one no one agreed what the relgion was, and they still don't. The reason for that is because the religion makes no sense and is FALSE.

Jesus was no flower child and no teacher and certainly no wise man, even if you believe he said all the garbage in the New Testament, which he didn't say.

If you're not ready in that hour, BURN. If you don't give a cup of water, BURN. If you don't bear fruit, BURN. If you forget your oil, BURN.

The founder of the Christian Research Institute and an atheist scholar had a debate that I listened to, and they both AGREED that the sayings of Jesus were being said before he lived.

The gospels disagree with each other about what Jesus said on the cross and what happened at the tomb. How can anyone believe the garbage??? The same way the Musilms and the Jews and the Mormons and any other religion believes their garbage. Blindly.

The great mistake almost all spiritual teachers make is to give credence to the Jesus of the Bible, he was a jerk. The golden rule is stupid. How can you possibly guess how someone else wants to be treated based on how you want to be treated???? You can't. You can't possibly make any kind of calculation like that on the fly. Goodness is innate and flows naturally and spiritually without precognition or cognitive learning/training/conditioning.

Commands to love are STUPID. You cannot command someone to love.

How someone wants or needs to be treated is completely unique in every situation and every moment.

Here's the thing, the Bible is such a long book with so many pronouncements, that no matter what you say, almost, there is some Bible verse that will "prove" how great and wise the Bible is.

Conversely, however, there is always a Bible verse that will prove how heinous and stupid the religion is, and how stupid it is to believe it.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that the Christian religion is pure nonsense.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that just because religions are mostly nonsense, it doesn't mean there isn't a God(dess), or many of them, a divine power, omniscince and all that stuff.

There are two main kinds of pompous jerk attitudes, the one that syas "it is written" and the one that says "you can't know, it's just faith." Either attitude leads to stagnation of true spirit and heart.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah



jesus was a jew. your comments are highly antisemitic..



ANTISEMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There is The God

That is for sure

this jesus stuff


who the fk

knows


stick with God


you will do fine


And God spoke all these words, saying,
2. I am the Lord your God, who have brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.
3. You shall have no other gods before me.
4. You shall not make for you any engraved image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth;
5. You shall not bow down yourself to them,

no more crosses ---genuflecting

images like Jc


stick with God


you will do fine
New Age Messiah (OP)

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And God spoke all these words, saying
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 760605
Someone says God spoke those words, you mean.

Goddess spoke these words:

I'm very angry, cooking.

She gave me a revelation that says these words:

Look Your Heart in the Mirror (tm).

Within the words are initials that say:

Love You, HI, Trust Me.

There's a TRUE story, FULLY documented. No longer any need to stretch your mind and soul into knots trying to make lies into truth.
stick with God you will do fine
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Look around and see Mother Nature. She is your blanket and your breath, your sight and your heart.
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I will pray for you.
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Goddess Mother Nature made him the New Age Messiah.
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Please explore the concept of "the messiah complex", OP.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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Goddess Mother Nature made him the New Age Messiah. Please explore the concept of "the messiah complex", OP.
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Please read the story, dumbass.
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You get 5 stars from me for the hilariously inflammatory thread title and for sticking your guns. Mainstream organized religion is a control mechanism used against--and to keep-- the masses divided. Your original post was well written and had some interesting points. Keep questioning OP, I agree organized religion does not hold the answer.





SDM
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And God spoke all these words, sayingSomeone says God spoke those words, you mean.

Goddess spoke these words:

I'm very angry, cooking.

She gave me a revelation that says these words:

Look Your Heart in the Mirror (tm).

Within the words are initials that say:

Love You, HI, Trust Me.

There's a TRUE story, FULLY documented. No longer any need to stretch your mind and soul into knots trying to make lies into truth.
stick with God you will do fine
Look around and see Mother Nature. She is your blanket and your breath, your sight and your heart.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

First of all God has no gender , k? God is energy. ENERGY, that creates k?

Nature is a manifestation of the power of God to create. Jesus came here to teach us tards the way to freedom , obviiusly lost on some, never mind.

Btw , you dont have to believe in Christ but you cant love God and hate Jesus it is impossible because if you know Jesus you know God and viceversa.

Those that hate Jesus and are against him are probably anti christ.

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