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New Age Messiah (OP)

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First of all God has no gender , k? God is energy. ENERGY, that creates k?
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It was a female voice that spoke to me. Men don't love, if you haven't noticed. To make a God manly is to make him an asshole. Truth. Egyptians believed in Ma'at, Mother Nature, the universe, Reality, as the supreme supreme being. They were VERY VERY smart.

Most ancient civilizations believed in MOTHER Nature as God.

I know it sounds silly, for God to have gender, but it's just as silly to make a God a male and say he's love. Most people don't even have a male role model they can relate love to.

I guess that's why "He's" so mysterious. People don't even know a loving male, so they use their IMAGINATION to create God in their own minds.
Jesus came here to teach us tards the way to freedom , obviiusly lost on some, never mind.
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Bullshit. It's a MADE UP story. Get over it.
Btw , you dont have to believe in Christ but you cant love God and hate Jesus it is impossible because if you know Jesus you know God and viceversa.
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I don't hate Jesus, I hate the made up story about him that is a lie.
Those that hate Jesus and are against him are probably anti christ.
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I am definitely the antiChrist in a certain sense. My intent was to destroy the Christian religion, and I have succeeded.

It may take a while, but it's over. The gig is up. Pastors can head to unemployment line, thank you very much.

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Goddess Mother Nature made him the New Age Messiah. Please explore the concept of "the messiah complex", OP.
Please read the story, dumbass.
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I did. Neat story. You had some enlightening experiences. But I don't think you are "The Messiah".
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My intent was to destroy the Christian religion, and I have succeeded.
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First of all God has no gender , k? God is energy. ENERGY, that creates k?It was a female voice that spoke to me. Men don't love, if you haven't noticed. To make a God manly is to make him an asshole. Truth. Egyptians believed in Ma'at, Mother Nature, the universe, Reality, as the supreme supreme being. They were VERY VERY smart.

Most ancient civilizations believed in MOTHER Nature as God.

I know it sounds silly, for God to have gender, but it's just as silly to make a God a male and say he's love. Most people don't even have a male role model they can relate love to.

I guess that's why "He's" so mysterious. People don't even know a loving male, so they use their IMAGINATION to create God in their own minds.Jesus came here to teach us tards the way to freedom , obviiusly lost on some, never mind.Bullshit. It's a MADE UP story. Get over it.Btw , you dont have to believe in Christ but you cant love God and hate Jesus it is impossible because if you know Jesus you know God and viceversa.I don't hate Jesus, I hate the made up story about him that is a lie.Those that hate Jesus and are against him are probably anti christ.I am definitely the antiChrist in a certain sense. My intent was to destroy the Christian religion, and I have succeeded.

It may take a while, but it's over. The gig is up. Pastors can head to unemployment line, thank you very much.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

I dont think you grasp what Im trying to say or maybe Im not explaining myself. God has no gender, God just is. its wrong to say hes male and its wrong to say he is female, he IS.

If by Christian religion you mean Christ and his message and teachings its impossible to destroy, so dont waste your time. Its impossible because it has the power of the energy that is God.
You say Christ is made up.. well they did a good job because the importance of Christ lies in his teachings. He is speaking of mysteries of creation and power that we dont fully understand even now 2000 years later. To suggest that a rough shod group of mixed apostles thrown together by Gods grace could come up with these teachings is dreaming. To suggest that the ones that put the bible together in such a IMO ridiculous fashion could come up with them is farsical. If they really understood what he was on about the bible wouldnt be as we know it today in my view.

No , Jesus goes beyond time and space. A message to be fully understood along the path of real spiritual awakening.

And another point Id like to make.. you say Christianity is over? Christianity real Christianity hasnt been born yet, its just starting..
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OP lives an empty life filled with hatred and resentment, don't let him anger you, his life is hell already.
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Obviously. OP is clueless.
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(Luke 19:27), "Take my enemies, who would not have me RULE over them, bring them here, and KILL them before me."

OP, the christers are told to kill you. Better watch out. lol
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That was a parable dumbass....

This site has some of the dumbest smart folks on the internet, including the OP.
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I don't think you are "The Messiah".
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If you consider Jung's archetypes, say as the definition "model"...

What I mean is, Jung said all societies throughout history have had the same archetypes, and say messiah is one of the archetypes, and say that particular archetype only comes around once in many many generations, I am the messiah in that sense.

My story blows any earthly imagination away, no one could ever have imagined anything like it in a billion years, and that's how you know it's a TRUE messianic story.

Thanks for reading it.
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I dont think you grasp what Im trying to say or maybe Im not explaining myself. God has no gender, God just is. its wrong to say hes male and its wrong to say he is female, he IS.
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That's what you THINK. I KNOW that a woman's voice spoke to me, it was a divine presence, and I KNOW that. And I also know that it came on the heels of me being prophetic at predicting the Season 5 finale of Lost. My predictions came from my belief in Ma'at, Egyptian Goddess, and my belief that the writers of the show are reincarnating Egyptian belief, and in fact they are creating a New Age Messiah through Jacob, and an anti_Jacob through Richard Alpert, who will be revealed as the type person who pretends to speak for God, i.e. a priest. I don't know that Richard Alpert is the Anti Jacob for sure, but...

AJIRA, Anti Jacob is Richard Alpert. And Ajira means island in Hindi, and the real life Richard Alpert became a Hindu and changed his name. Anyway, I predicted everything that happened, and nobody else on the forum I was writing on predicted ANYTHING at all.

Then I was talking with an enlightened man, who is a historian, and he told me Egyptians were the first to go away from worshipping the GODDESS, and then within a couple days HER voice was in my soul.

So now tell me, why should I LISTEN to YOU when SHE told me VERY CLEARLY who SHE IS?????

Christianity is over, is and always was a crock. Get over it.

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I dont think you grasp what Im trying to say or maybe Im not explaining myself. God has no gender, God just is. its wrong to say hes male and its wrong to say he is female, he IS.That's what you THINK. I KNOW that a woman's voice spoke to me, it was a divine presence, and I KNOW that. And I also know that it came on the heels of me being prophetic at predicting the Season 5 finale of Lost. My predictions came from my belief in Ma'at, Egyptian Goddess, and my belief that the writers of the show are reincarnating Egyptian belief, and in fact they are creating a New Age Messiah through Jacob, and an anti_Jacob through Richard Alpert, who will be revealed as the type person who pretends to speak for God, i.e. a priest. I don't know that Richard Alpert is the Anti Jacob for sure, but...

AJIRA, Anti Jacob is Richard Alpert. And Ajira means island in Hindi, and the real life Richard Alpert became a Hindu and changed his name. Anyway, I predicted everything that happened, and nobody else on the forum I was writing on predicted ANYTHING at all.

Then I was talking with an enlightened man, who is a historian, and he told me Egyptians were the first to go away from worshipping the GODDESS, and then within a couple days HER voice was in my soul.

So now tell me, why should I LISTEN to YOU when SHE told me VERY CLEARLY who SHE IS?????

Christianity is over, is and always was a crock. Get over it.
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Whatever yawn
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You just don't like doing things God's way do you? Such is the condition of a fallen mankind. The heart of rebellion is that man chose darkness rather than light, and that is where you are and will remain unless you have an opportunity to have the Holy Spirit deal with you. That is if you haven't already seared your conscious with a hot iron, and God hasn't given you up to a reprobate mind.
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You're a day-dreamer. Just by looking at your avatar you've been measured and weighed. Your Holy Spirit is a Demon (Legions - for we are many) the same Paul complained about.

Romans.7:[19]For I do not do the good I want, but I do the evil I do not want. [20]Now if (I) do what I do not want, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells in me.

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You just don't like doing things God's way do you? Such is the condition of a fallen mankind. The heart of rebellion is that man chose darkness rather than light, and that is where you are and will remain unless you have an opportunity to have the Holy Spirit deal with you. That is if you haven't already seared your conscious with a hot iron, and God hasn't given you up to a reprobate mind.
 Quoting: LOVE

You're a day-dreamer. Just by looking at your avatar you've been measured and weighed. Your Holy Spirit is a Demon (Legions - for we are many) the same Paul complained about.

Romans.7:[19]For I do not do the good I want, but I do the evil I do not want. [20]Now if (I) do what I do not want, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells in me.

hf
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Your VATICAN-JESUS could have destroyed this Legion of Demons, instead the PAGANS who wrote this fable had JESUS cast these DEMONS into a large herd of pigs that eventually ran violently down a steep hill and into a lake were they drowned and the DEMONS were LOOSENED to POSSESS more HUMANS for DESTRUCTION.


Luke.8:[29]for Jesus had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man. (For many times it had seized him; he was kept under guard and bound with chains and shackles, but he would break the bonds and be driven by the demon into the wilds.) [30]Jesus then asked him, "What is your name?" He said, "Legion"; for many demons had entered him. And Jesus asked him, [31]They begged him not to order them to go back into the abyss. [32]Now there on the hillside a large herd of swine was feeding; and the demons begged Jesus to let them enter these. So he gave them permission.



POOR PERFORMANCE!!!

hf

hf
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These modern PAGANS called Christians don't love JESUS, they love the CULT aspect of their foolish religion. Carefully woven from the cradle of Paganism by sorcerers many thousands of years ago.

These modern FOOLS love the belief that they can sin and are then magically forgiven by chanting their filth in box at confusion in their church to some other PAGAN sitting on the other side stroking his dick. And for the FOOL on the go and no time for church just uttering a pagan chant in their hearts works just as well. The PAGANS of Rome saw far into the future and made sure there was a verse inserted in their New Testimony that their sorcery will not be broken ever again. Like those who came before you through-out history and realized their beliefs were of a PAGAN origin and were not worshiping the CREATOR.

Through-out history the same paganism approach was sold off to worshipers around the World containing the same proven effective mind traps and blocker from ever escaping and freeing themselves from spiritual slavery. The Timeline of the Roman Pagan JESUS is no different then all these other no gods. Even the 'chosen people' Moses freed from Egypt had to first come to terms that their Egyptian God HORUS was a pagan entrapment to commit sin and feel forgiven and re-born to commit more sin.


--- "Krishna"
[link to www.religioustolerance.org]

--- "Dionysus"
[link to www.relijournal.com]

--- "Osiris"
[link to www.egyptorigins.org]

--- "Buddha"
[link to www.near-death.com]

--- "Mithra"
[link to www.near-death.com]

--- "Attis"
[link to www.usislam.org]

--- "Horus"
[link to paganizingfaithofyeshua.netfirms.com]

--- "Tammuz"
[link to www.kingdavid8.com]

--- "Orpheus"
[link to www.bede.org.uk]


hf

hf
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What I mean is, Jung said all societies throughout history have had the same archetypes, and say messiah is one of the archetypes, and say that particular archetype only comes around once in many many generations, I am the messiah in that sense.
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hmmmmmm - like Jesus, Buddha, Mohammad....
OP - Do you encourage sovereignty or blind faith?
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You just don't like doing things God's way do you? Such is the condition of a fallen mankind. The heart of rebellion is that man chose darkness rather than light, and that is where you are and will remain unless you have an opportunity to have the Holy Spirit deal with you. That is if you haven't already seared your conscious with a hot iron, and God hasn't given you up to a reprobate mind.

You're a day-dreamer. Just by looking at your avatar you've been measured and weighed. Your Holy Spirit is a Demon (Legions - for we are many) the same Paul complained about.

Romans.7:[19]For I do not do the good I want, but I do the evil I do not want. [20]Now if (I) do what I do not want, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells in me.

hf
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Blah, blah blah, all the fault that you can find is with my avatar? What a pathetic person you are. That avatar was the only picture of a wingedlion that I could find, it represents the first creature of the heavens that announces the rider on the white horse (king David).

Your pathetic knowledge of the Bible is selective to embrace your false doctrine. Talk about being weighed! For you to quote Rom. chapter seven, but not chapter 8 shows that you don't have a clue about holy living. Your still a spiritual babe in Christ who hasn't gotten over being carnal. Sad really, but only a fool parades his lack of knowledge to unbelievers.

I suggest that you allow the Holy Spirit to lead you and possibly you might get a dose of spiritual discernment in the process with it. Good luck my misguided friend.
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First off can people stop using the word 'pagan' as a catch-all for anything they deem un-spiritual according to their own narrow religious beliefs. Second of all OP you've got my vote and I'd go to your 'church' any day if it involves the Goddess and bringing down the misogynistic Christian church that has reigned too long.

The Goddess also communicates to me. Not so much about the LOST episodes (though I do love them), but about my personal life. The Goddess did directly speak to me when I was pregnant. She woke me right up out of bed and said "You better get your bags packed cause you're going into labour earlier than you plan". I listened to the voice and I did go into labour than I thought. I have never heard the voice since--she communicates to me through nature and numbers mostly.

I think that Mary Magdalene was the real leader and Jesus go the good name because of the sexism at the time. You should check out "Mary Magdalene; Christianity's Hidden Goddess" by Lynn Picknett. Don't worry it's not about Christianity at all and has some interesting theories how Jesus was the asshole you proclaim him to be. That Mary Magdalene was an Egyptian Priestess who taught Jesus all the spiritual stuff and he took all the credit. Not to mention that Mary the Mother was actually the result of the early Christians 'hijacking' the Goddess Isis and creating a more submissive version to get the early Xtians to follow. Isis was always portrayed holding her child the same way that Mary the Mother is. Shakespere was a plagiarist, why would Jesus not be? Sadly most Xtians on this forum won't even look at a book that mind contradict their brainwashing so they won't ever have the ability to have a real argument based on real facts or find out the real truth.
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Blah, blah blah, all the fault that you can find is with my avatar? What a pathetic person you are. That avatar was the only picture of a wingedlion that I could find, it represents the first creature of the heavens that announces the rider on the white horse (king David).
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No you MORON, I quoted you.


Can't you read?


How old are you?

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hmmmmmm - like Jesus, Buddha, Mohammad.... OP - Do you encourage sovereignty or blind faith?
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There are stages of soul development.

"Blind" faith is belief. It helps to believe. But as long as your faith is in the stage of belief, you're not really sovereign, you're accepting someone else's word for it, even if you're using cognitive reasoning to say, that makes sense, it's still unrealized.

Achieving sovereignty of the soul in the sense of having indestructible perfect absolute knowledge and acutalization is certainly what I encourage.

Whereas churches encourage belief as an end in itself, but belief is a dwarf function of mind, a dim candle, compared to realization.
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OP, please get therapy. Soon. Do it for your family and (few) friends, but especially for yourself.

It's hard to find a decent therapist, but in your case, it's really really worth the effort.
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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



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Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



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Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.
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I used to be just like until this Jesus walked in
my room and I fell down like a dead man due to his power.
Your all going down when He comes. Trust me.
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Blah, blah blah, all the fault that you can find is with my avatar? What a pathetic person you are. That avatar was the only picture of a wingedlion that I could find, it represents the first creature of the heavens that announces the rider on the white horse (king David).

No you MORON, I quoted you.


Can't you read?


How old are you?

hf
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I suggest you go back and look again, idiot, you quoted me, then gave two sentences of your own. BTW, I am 52.
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whats so wrong with people nowadays that they have to pretend there's someone out there thats going to save them, instead of doing it themelves?
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Second of all OP you've got my vote and I'd go to your 'church' any day if it involves the Goddess and bringing down the misogynistic Christian church that has reigned too long.
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Thanks.
The Goddess also communicates to me. Not so much about the LOST episodes (though I do love them), but about my personal life. The Goddess did directly speak to me when I was pregnant. She woke me right up out of bed and said "You better get your bags packed cause you're going into labour earlier than you plan". I listened to the voice and I did go into labour than I thought. I have never heard the voice since--she communicates to me through nature and numbers mostly.
 Quoting: Magdala11 487004
The voice in my soul was so still and perfectly in rhythm that it didn't stir me at all, it was just there. How was it for you?
I think that Mary Magdalene was the real leader and Jesus go the good name because of the sexism at the time. You should check out "Mary Magdalene; Christianity's Hidden Goddess" by Lynn Picknett. Don't worry it's not about Christianity at all and has some interesting theories how Jesus was the asshole you proclaim him to be. That Mary Magdalene was an Egyptian Priestess who taught Jesus all the spiritual stuff and he took all the credit. Not to mention that Mary the Mother was actually the result of the early Christians 'hijacking' the Goddess Isis and creating a more submissive version to get the early Xtians to follow. Isis was always portrayed holding her child the same way that Mary the Mother is.
 Quoting: Magdala11 487004
That would explain the apostles believing Jesus was a great teacher. I don't think he was a sandals type shaman at all. I think he was leading a rebellion. And I don't think he said the things the Bible says he said. But he had to be some kind of teacher, and it makes PERFECT sense that Mary Magdalene gave him the special insights that no one else around him had. There had to be SOME truth to him being a spiritual teacher, and this explains it. THANKS.
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Second of all OP you've got my vote and I'd go to your 'church' any day if it involves the Goddess and bringing down the misogynistic Christian church that has reigned too long.Thanks.The Goddess also communicates to me. Not so much about the LOST episodes (though I do love them), but about my personal life. The Goddess did directly speak to me when I was pregnant. She woke me right up out of bed and said "You better get your bags packed cause you're going into labour earlier than you plan". I listened to the voice and I did go into labour than I thought. I have never heard the voice since--she communicates to me through nature and numbers mostly.The voice in my soul was so still and perfectly in rhythm that it didn't stir me at all, it was just there. How was it for you?
I think that Mary Magdalene was the real leader and Jesus go the good name because of the sexism at the time. You should check out "Mary Magdalene; Christianity's Hidden Goddess" by Lynn Picknett. Don't worry it's not about Christianity at all and has some interesting theories how Jesus was the asshole you proclaim him to be. That Mary Magdalene was an Egyptian Priestess who taught Jesus all the spiritual stuff and he took all the credit. Not to mention that Mary the Mother was actually the result of the early Christians 'hijacking' the Goddess Isis and creating a more submissive version to get the early Xtians to follow. Isis was always portrayed holding her child the same way that Mary the Mother is.That would explain the apostles believing Jesus was a great teacher. I don't think he was a sandals type shaman at all. I think he was leading a rebellion. And I don't think he said the things the Bible says he said. But he had to be some kind of teacher, and it makes PERFECT sense that Mary Magdalene gave him the special insights that no one else around him had. There had to be SOME truth to him being a spiritual teacher, and this explains it. THANKS.
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rolleyes oh puhleeze
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New Age Messiah is an ASSHOLE!
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I don't think Jesus said anything that the Bible says he said.

Paul's letters physically predate the gospels by a lifetime. Paul never mentions Jesus virgin birth or his teachings or his life, really.

He just capitalizes on the Jews desperate need to find a silver lining, a reason why God didn't give the Jews victory in their little faith based uprising that Jesus was a leader of.

They crucified Jesus for being a rebel leader. The apostles didn't want him to be a messiah for all people, they wanted him to be only for the Jews. Form day one no one agreed what the relgion was, and they still don't. The reason for that is because the religion makes no sense and is FALSE.

Jesus was no flower child and no teacher and certainly no wise man, even if you believe he said all the garbage in the New Testament, which he didn't say.

If you're not ready in that hour, BURN. If you don't give a cup of water, BURN. If you don't bear fruit, BURN. If you forget your oil, BURN.

The founder of the Christian Research Institute and an atheist scholar had a debate that I listened to, and they both AGREED that the sayings of Jesus were being said before he lived.

The gospels disagree with each other about what Jesus said on the cross and what happened at the tomb. How can anyone believe the garbage??? The same way the Musilms and the Jews and the Mormons and any other religion believes their garbage. Blindly.

The great mistake almost all spiritual teachers make is to give credence to the Jesus of the Bible, he was a jerk. The golden rule is stupid. How can you possibly guess how someone else wants to be treated based on how you want to be treated???? You can't. You can't possibly make any kind of calculation like that on the fly. Goodness is innate and flows naturally and spiritually without precognition or cognitive learning/training/conditioning.

Commands to love are STUPID. You cannot command someone to love.

How someone wants or needs to be treated is completely unique in every situation and every moment.

Here's the thing, the Bible is such a long book with so many pronouncements, that no matter what you say, almost, there is some Bible verse that will "prove" how great and wise the Bible is.

Conversely, however, there is always a Bible verse that will prove how heinous and stupid the religion is, and how stupid it is to believe it.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that the Christian religion is pure nonsense.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that just because religions are mostly nonsense, it doesn't mean there isn't a God(dess), or many of them, a divine power, omniscince and all that stuff.

There are two main kinds of pompous jerk attitudes, the one that syas "it is written" and the one that says "you can't know, it's just faith." Either attitude leads to stagnation of true spirit and heart.
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There is The God

That is for sure

this jesus stuff


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And God spoke all these words, saying,
2. I am the Lord your God, who have brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.
3. You shall have no other gods before me.
4. You shall not make for you any engraved image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth;
5. You shall not bow down yourself to them,

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Jesus = God The are one in the same
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So Jesus fathered himself?

Jesus banged his own mother and begot a son, himself, and named himself Emanuel but friends and close acquaintances call him Jesus. HOW FAWKIN TWISTED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO BELIEVE THIS SHIT?

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An excellence thread ! I love it. Church is a cult. POZI SCHEME.
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An excellence thread ! I love it. Church is a cult. POZI SCHEME.
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