Jesus was an asshole

asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



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Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



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Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.


WOW! All that cause the gal said hello? Geesh!

asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



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Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



----------



Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.

I used to be just like until this Jesus walked in
my room and I fell down like a dead man due to his power.
Your all going down when He comes. Trust me.

An excellence thread ! I love it. Church is a cult. POZI SCHEME.



a mind is a terrible thing to waste

asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



-------------

Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



----------



Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.

I used to be just like until this Jesus walked in
my room and I fell down like a dead man due to his power.
Your all going down when He comes. Trust me.




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Nobody cares that you're a fag, or that some Mexican named Jesus fuked you up the ass.


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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



-------------

Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



----------



Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.

I used to be just like until this Jesus walked in
my room and I fell down like a dead man due to his power.
Your all going down when He comes. Trust me.




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Nobody cares that you're a fag, or that some Mexican named Jesus fuked you up the ass.


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An excellence thread ! I love it. Church is a cult. POZI SCHEME.

asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



-------------

Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



----------



Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.

I used to be just like until this Jesus walked in
my room and I fell down like a dead man due to his power.
Your all going down when He comes. Trust me.




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Nobody cares that you're a fag, or that some Mexican named Jesus fuked you up the ass.


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Hi AC. What does FUKED mean? Never heard that word before. And Christ was a JEW not Mexican. Go back and study the word dear brother. Either that, or make sure you are taking the right dose of medication. And they say Christians are crazy! God Bless U!

Wonder why its a billion dollar industry

What happened to the Tex4hercrappycult girl?

Jesus definitely isn't an "asshole" - trust me I know.

Jesus definitely isn't an "asshole" - trust me I know.No you don't. You've been programmed to believe you can know him.

If his life or teachings were so impressive, why didn't Paul write a single word about them? Oh, maybe he wrote one sentence. Goody.

Paul didn't write a word about Jesus the person, he only wrote about Jesus the Messiah, the reason for that is because Jesus the person was nothing special. There was nothing noteworthy about Jesus the person.

The sayings attributed to Jesus were being said before he lived. After everyone was long gone and dead they made up a story about Jesus the person. The story is different depending on which gospel you read. What were his last words? Depends what gospel. What happened at the tomb? Depends what gospel. It's the word of God, but the facts, they don't really matter, I mean God can get the facts wrong, who are you to question. If you do quesiton, or if you don't bear fruit, or if you don't give a cup of water, of if you forget your oil, or if you're not ready in that hour, Burn in hell FOREVER.

Jesus was an asshole.

Paul made up all kinds of mythical garbage about it, then people who never saw him fabricated his lollypop life a hundred years after he was dead. Get over it.

Excellent signature, WrecksDeus.

Op, normally I don't talk nasty with people, but when you offend Jesus Christ, let me say to you: When we will encounter, you shall die! No mercy for Christ mongers! Fuck you!

The golden rule is stupid. How can you possibly guess how someone else wants to be treated based on how you want to be treated???? You can't. You can't possibly make any kind of calculation like that on the fly. Goodness is innate and flows naturally and spiritually without precognition or cognitive learning/training/conditioning.

On a completely different but related note, ever read the Bhadgavad Gita?

Don't knock The Golden Rule dude. It isn't about guessing what others want, it is about empathy. Do you not believe that empathy is a worthy trait to emulate?

On a completely different but related note, ever read the Bhadgavad Gita?No, just an overview, and I agree with it.

In the same way, it is ignorant to tell children to honor their parents. Children automatically honor their parents, UNTIL parents betray that honor. The command if there is one, should be for parents to honor their children, because children know far better how to be than adults do. Go to any playground and you'll see that.

asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



-------------

Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



----------



Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.

I used to be just like until this Jesus walked in
my room and I fell down like a dead man due to his power.
Your all going down when He comes. Trust me.




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Nobody cares that you're a fag, or that some Mexican named Jesus fuked you up the ass.


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Hi AC. What does FUKED mean? Never heard that word before. And Christ was a JEW not Mexican. Go back and study the word dear brother. Either that, or make sure you are taking the right dose of medication. And they say Christians are crazy! God Bless U!




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"Fuked" is what your daddy did to your mommy in the back seat, where you were conceived.

There are thousands of Mexicans named Jesus. There were Mexican Jesuse's a millon years before your make believe faggot jesus character was dreamed up by ignorant flat earth bible writers.

I'm sure you are an authority on medications, but I don't take any, thank you.

BTW. when you bless me, bless me praying to something that actually exists, like your toaster or a dog turd. Both of them are real entities.

Your pig slop god character isn't real, so invoking it's maggoty name, much like yourself, is useless.

I know it just chaps your ass, having to worship a make believe, NO SHOW, dumpster diving, powerless, make believe, invisible, not there, bogus, frumyp howdy dooody, lumpy smelly god dood.

Your NO SHOW dumper, crapper, bogus god fugger isn't even real.

You should shit can your stinky slop bucket cult god fugger, and start worshiping your toaster.

At least your toaster is real.

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Don't knock The Golden Rule dude. It isn't about guessing what others want, it is about empathy.
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It is ignorant to believe a person can program themselves to be good or innocent.

In the same way, it is ignorant to tell children to honor their parents. Children automatically honor their parents, UNTIL parents betray that honor. The command if there is one, should be for parents to honor their children, because children know far better how to be than adults do. Go to any playground and you'll see that.

The fundamental philosophical flaw is the original sin clause. Innate goodness is reality, original sin is psycho sick freaky religion.

Jesus definitely isn't an "asshole" - trust me I know.No you don't. You've been programmed to believe you can know him.

If his life or teachings were so impressive, why didn't Paul write a single word about them? Oh, maybe he wrote one sentence. Goody.

Paul didn't write a word about Jesus the person, he only wrote about Jesus the Messiah, the reason for that is because Jesus the person was nothing special. There was nothing noteworthy about Jesus the person.

The sayings attributed to Jesus were being said before he lived. After everyone was long gone and dead they made up a story about Jesus the person. The story is different depending on which gospel you read. What were his last words? Depends what gospel. What happened at the tomb? Depends what gospel. It's the word of God, but the facts, they don't really matter, I mean God can get the facts wrong, who are you to question. If you do quesiton, or if you don't bear fruit, or if you don't give a cup of water, of if you forget your oil, or if you're not ready in that hour, Burn in hell FOREVER.

Jesus was an asshole.

Jesus definitely isn't an "asshole" - trust me I know.No you don't. You've been programmed to believe you can know him.

If his life or teachings were so impressive, why didn't Paul write a single word about them? Oh, maybe he wrote one sentence. Goody.

Paul didn't write a word about Jesus the person, he only wrote about Jesus the Messiah, the reason for that is because Jesus the person was nothing special. There was nothing noteworthy about Jesus the person.

The sayings attributed to Jesus were being said before he lived. After everyone was long gone and dead they made up a story about Jesus the person. The story is different depending on which gospel you read. What were his last words? Depends what gospel. What happened at the tomb? Depends what gospel. It's the word of God, but the facts, they don't really matter, I mean God can get the facts wrong, who are you to question. If you do quesiton, or if you don't bear fruit, or if you don't give a cup of water, of if you forget your oil, or if you're not ready in that hour, Burn in hell FOREVER.

Jesus was an asshole.

Keep your religious beliefs to yourself, and quit insulting people for theirs. Everyone now sees what a angry childish asshole you are.