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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



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Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



----------



Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.


WOW! All that cause the gal said hello? Geesh!
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth



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Hello aside....Facts are facts. Your god is 100 per cent imaginary. That's a fact.


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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



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Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



----------



Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.

I used to be just like until this Jesus walked in
my room and I fell down like a dead man due to his power.
Your all going down when He comes. Trust me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 547230




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Nobody cares that you're a fag, or that some Mexican named Jesus fuked you up the ass.


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An excellence thread ! I love it. Church is a cult. POZI SCHEME.



a mind is a terrible thing to waste
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Spoken from experience! hf
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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



-------------

Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



----------



Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.

I used to be just like until this Jesus walked in
my room and I fell down like a dead man due to his power.
Your all going down when He comes. Trust me.




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Nobody cares that you're a fag, or that some Mexican named Jesus fuked you up the ass.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 760478


Hi AC. What does FUKED mean? Never heard that word before. And Christ was a JEW not Mexican. Go back and study the word dear brother. Either that, or make sure you are taking the right dose of medication. And they say Christians are crazy! God Bless U!
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



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Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



----------



Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.

I used to be just like until this Jesus walked in
my room and I fell down like a dead man due to his power.
Your all going down when He comes. Trust me.




----------------

Nobody cares that you're a fag, or that some Mexican named Jesus fuked you up the ass.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 760478



Lol @ mexican

hahahaaa
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An excellence thread ! I love it. Church is a cult. POZI SCHEME.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 585354

more like a pyramid scheme
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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



-------------

Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



----------



Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.

I used to be just like until this Jesus walked in
my room and I fell down like a dead man due to his power.
Your all going down when He comes. Trust me.




----------------

Nobody cares that you're a fag, or that some Mexican named Jesus fuked you up the ass.


-


Hi AC. What does FUKED mean? Never heard that word before. And Christ was a JEW not Mexican. Go back and study the word dear brother. Either that, or make sure you are taking the right dose of medication. And they say Christians are crazy! God Bless U!
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth




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"Fuked" is what your daddy did to your mommy in the back seat, where you were conceived.

There are thousands of Mexicans named Jesus. There were Mexican Jesuse's a millon years before your make believe faggot jesus character was dreamed up by ignorant flat earth bible writers.

I'm sure you are an authority on medications, but I don't take any, thank you.

BTW. when you bless me, bless me praying to something that actually exists, like your toaster or a dog turd. Both of them are real entities.

Your pig slop god character isn't real, so invoking it's maggoty name, much like yourself, is useless.

I know it just chaps your ass, having to worship a make believe, NO SHOW, dumpster diving, powerless, make believe, invisible, not there, bogus, frumyp howdy dooody, lumpy smelly god dood.

Your NO SHOW dumper, crapper, bogus god fugger isn't even real.

You should shit can your stinky slop bucket cult god fugger, and start worshiping your toaster.

At least your toaster is real.

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Wonder why its a billion dollar industry ....not bad for a stone mason (carpenter)
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Wonder why its a billion dollar industry
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Stay home on Sunday, spend your money on Monday.

$25 Billion Dollar economic stimulus package.
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What happened to the Tex4hercrappycult girl?
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What happened to the Tex4hercrappycult girl?
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She was busy attributing the Mayan calendar predictions to the Bible.
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I had to reply.


When I read the thread title, I immediately conjured up an image of Jesus, long hair and all, in typical middle-eastern attire, looking at the poster, then saying "whatever dude" and waving his had as to shoo him away.


1rof1


Jesus definitely isn't an "asshole" - trust me I know.
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Jesus definitely isn't an "asshole" - trust me I know.
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No you don't. You've been programmed to believe you can know him.

If his life or teachings were so impressive, why didn't Paul write a single word about them? Oh, maybe he wrote one sentence. Goody.

Paul didn't write a word about Jesus the person, he only wrote about Jesus the Messiah, the reason for that is because Jesus the person was nothing special. There was nothing noteworthy about Jesus the person.

The sayings attributed to Jesus were being said before he lived. After everyone was long gone and dead they made up a story about Jesus the person. The story is different depending on which gospel you read. What were his last words? Depends what gospel. What happened at the tomb? Depends what gospel. It's the word of God, but the facts, they don't really matter, I mean God can get the facts wrong, who are you to question. If you do quesiton, or if you don't bear fruit, or if you don't give a cup of water, of if you forget your oil, or if you're not ready in that hour, Burn in hell FOREVER.

Jesus was an asshole.
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Jesus definitely isn't an "asshole" - trust me I know.No you don't. You've been programmed to believe you can know him.

If his life or teachings were so impressive, why didn't Paul write a single word about them? Oh, maybe he wrote one sentence. Goody.

Paul didn't write a word about Jesus the person, he only wrote about Jesus the Messiah, the reason for that is because Jesus the person was nothing special. There was nothing noteworthy about Jesus the person.

The sayings attributed to Jesus were being said before he lived. After everyone was long gone and dead they made up a story about Jesus the person. The story is different depending on which gospel you read. What were his last words? Depends what gospel. What happened at the tomb? Depends what gospel. It's the word of God, but the facts, they don't really matter, I mean God can get the facts wrong, who are you to question. If you do quesiton, or if you don't bear fruit, or if you don't give a cup of water, of if you forget your oil, or if you're not ready in that hour, Burn in hell FOREVER.

Jesus was an asshole.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


putin
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Paul made up all kinds of mythical garbage about it, then people who never saw him fabricated his lollypop life a hundred years after he was dead. Get over it.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

Now that's funny! laugh

Too bad his was the tootsie pop kind of life...chuckle

Probably earned a few more hours in the fire for that one... chuckle

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Excellent signature, WrecksDeus.
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Excellent signature, WrecksDeus.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

Thanks, wrote em myself...

On a completely different but related note, ever read the Bhadgavad Gita?
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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Op, normally I don't talk nasty with people, but when you offend Jesus Christ, let me say to you: When we will encounter, you shall die! No mercy for Christ mongers! Fuck you!
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Op, normally I don't talk nasty with people, but when you offend Jesus Christ, let me say to you: When we will encounter, you shall die! No mercy for Christ mongers! Fuck you!
 Quoting: The Grey Knight 676936

Because....that's what Jesus would do?

So you extrapolate Jesus's imagined offense into your command to kill......wait a minute, you've been reading the old testament again haven't you! Silly christian, OT is for Jews...

chuckle
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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The golden rule is stupid. How can you possibly guess how someone else wants to be treated based on how you want to be treated???? You can't. You can't possibly make any kind of calculation like that on the fly. Goodness is innate and flows naturally and spiritually without precognition or cognitive learning/training/conditioning.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Don't knock The Golden Rule dude. It isn't about guessing what others want, it is about empathy.

Do you not believe that empathy is a worthy trait to emulate?
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On a completely different but related note, ever read the Bhadgavad Gita?
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No, just an overview, and I agree with it.
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Don't knock The Golden Rule dude. It isn't about guessing what others want, it is about empathy. Do you not believe that empathy is a worthy trait to emulate?
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When a child is thankful, or happy or loving, you know it, it's all the child is, their being is purely what the quality of being is, it does not require premeditation. The qualities of being are innate, if the mind controls the being, as in memorizing certain commands, if there is manipulation by the ego to control the flow of truth/spirit, the behavior is not true, is jaded, is impure.

It is ignorant to believe a person can program themselves to be good or innocent.

In the same way, it is ignorant to tell children to honor their parents. Children automatically honor their parents, UNTIL parents betray that honor. The command if there is one, should be for parents to honor their children, because children know far better how to be than adults do. Go to any playground and you'll see that.

The fundamental philosophical flaw is the original sin clause. Innate goodness is reality, original sin is psycho sick freaky religion.
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On a completely different but related note, ever read the Bhadgavad Gita?No, just an overview, and I agree with it.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

I loved in the beginning of the Essence of the Bhagavada Gita, That these things were written down when man started loosing consciousness and needed writing to help remember.

That written language was because of the falling of civilization, not an advancement of it. Try that one in your head!


But yes, much greater descriptions of God and our relationship within Him/Her. And the allegories are stark and easy to decipher to apply in ones own life.
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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In the same way, it is ignorant to tell children to honor their parents. Children automatically honor their parents, UNTIL parents betray that honor. The command if there is one, should be for parents to honor their children, because children know far better how to be than adults do. Go to any playground and you'll see that.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

Nice allegory!
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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asshole was your rabied father boar because he did not put on the rubber in proper time.



-------------

Your cult is garbage.

I have been mocking the dog crap out of your bloated
scabby, humpty dumpty, bogus, dofus, dunce cap wearing, worm humping, dumpster diving, god fugger, for more than thirty years.

I am extremely happy, healthy and successful, and of course, not shackled to your mindless superstitious ignorant cult of MOOOOOOOOOOOOO cows.

Your phoney baloney god character is nothing but make believe garbage. I'ts not real. It's a purely imaginary god character.

That's why it has never, ever, ever, ever, VERIFIABLY, been seen except in your crappy silly ignorant old bibble.

All your cult really has is your ignorant silly stupid crappy smelly really stinky, blind faith.


Hi fugger guy. How are you today?



----------



Your god is the fugger. Your god fugger can't do squat about me or anything else. christurds love to threaten me with.... FUTURE punishments.

Notice that everything about you god fugger is claimed to happen in the FUTURE?

christurds can only make excuses for their NO SHOW turd knocking god fugger, like:

"He's too busy to do anything today, but just wait till he' gets good and ready"

"he's coming soon"
"he'll fry your ass"
"you'll burn in hell forever"
"god will fuk you up"
"lake of fire"

"etc etc etc etc etc etc".

Truth is, your god character is less than a slop bucket full of piss.
That's why it hasn't done squat, can't do squat now, and can't ever do squat. It's not real, It's a zero.

It's just a fuking joke, make believe god fugger.

I used to be just like until this Jesus walked in
my room and I fell down like a dead man due to his power.
Your all going down when He comes. Trust me.




----------------

Nobody cares that you're a fag, or that some Mexican named Jesus fuked you up the ass.


-


Hi AC. What does FUKED mean? Never heard that word before. And Christ was a JEW not Mexican. Go back and study the word dear brother. Either that, or make sure you are taking the right dose of medication. And they say Christians are crazy! God Bless U!




---------------------


"Fuked" is what your daddy did to your mommy in the back seat, where you were conceived.

There are thousands of Mexicans named Jesus. There were Mexican Jesuse's a millon years before your make believe faggot jesus character was dreamed up by ignorant flat earth bible writers.

I'm sure you are an authority on medications, but I don't take any, thank you.

BTW. when you bless me, bless me praying to something that actually exists, like your toaster or a dog turd. Both of them are real entities.

Your pig slop god character isn't real, so invoking it's maggoty name, much like yourself, is useless.

I know it just chaps your ass, having to worship a make believe, NO SHOW, dumpster diving, powerless, make believe, invisible, not there, bogus, frumyp howdy dooody, lumpy smelly god dood.

Your NO SHOW dumper, crapper, bogus god fugger isn't even real.

You should shit can your stinky slop bucket cult god fugger, and start worshiping your toaster.

At least your toaster is real.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 760478





Still wating for reply from that Tex4soggycult girl.

Bring it, soggy.
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Don't knock The Golden Rule dude. It isn't about guessing what others want, it is about empathy.
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It is ignorant to believe a person can program themselves to be good or innocent.

In the same way, it is ignorant to tell children to honor their parents. Children automatically honor their parents, UNTIL parents betray that honor. The command if there is one, should be for parents to honor their children, because children know far better how to be than adults do. Go to any playground and you'll see that.

The fundamental philosophical flaw is the original sin clause. Innate goodness is reality, original sin is psycho sick freaky religion.
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OP, you've got not much to say about Jesus that isn't surface bible stuff. You're transferring your anger against mommy and daddy and the world, to this dude who live 2000 years ago, and you're attaching all this shit to him, which has been made up by his mentally diseased followers.

So your argument is like pissing in the wind, because you get to have your little Jesus-hating jerk-off here, but your answers are banal and small. You haven't given any thought to the course of human life, maybe because you are still a kid? Fascinated with telling Jesus to f-off?

I do like some of your points, but any "Messiah" would be able to clearly and plainly discuss Jesus as a peaceful "King of the Jews" since the same force (messianic/savior) with which you title yourself is irreducibly GOOD and so therefore logically you must allow that whatever else Jesus was, his intent was like your: To be GOOD, for that is the nature of the "messiah archtype" as you repeat Jung's diagnosis of yourself.

So once you are satiated with the rage-fest here, and you drop your cock to then grasp truth with both hands, you may see that Jesus is operating through your dumb ass right now. He is moving through you, through your alias, and through the tiny little website you've chosen to rant on.

I think Jesus likes you, NAM. He likes smartasses and rabble rousers and I learned that truth from my study of the bible. So ease up on him! When the master returns, both you and him will hate modern Christ-worship.
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Jesus definitely isn't an "asshole" - trust me I know.No you don't. You've been programmed to believe you can know him.

If his life or teachings were so impressive, why didn't Paul write a single word about them? Oh, maybe he wrote one sentence. Goody.

Paul didn't write a word about Jesus the person, he only wrote about Jesus the Messiah, the reason for that is because Jesus the person was nothing special. There was nothing noteworthy about Jesus the person.

The sayings attributed to Jesus were being said before he lived. After everyone was long gone and dead they made up a story about Jesus the person. The story is different depending on which gospel you read. What were his last words? Depends what gospel. What happened at the tomb? Depends what gospel. It's the word of God, but the facts, they don't really matter, I mean God can get the facts wrong, who are you to question. If you do quesiton, or if you don't bear fruit, or if you don't give a cup of water, of if you forget your oil, or if you're not ready in that hour, Burn in hell FOREVER.

Jesus was an asshole.
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You are a total retard. I know Jesus, and any time you want to see just how inferior your New Age bullshit is I challenge you to spiritual battle and then let's see how you stand up. I love a good fight, and I enjoy destroying witches and wizards with their own magick. Makes me feel like taking out the trash, you know that clean feeling you get when you get out of the shower, that is how I feel when I take out the spiritual trash of the devil.
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Jesus definitely isn't an "asshole" - trust me I know.No you don't. You've been programmed to believe you can know him.

If his life or teachings were so impressive, why didn't Paul write a single word about them? Oh, maybe he wrote one sentence. Goody.

Paul didn't write a word about Jesus the person, he only wrote about Jesus the Messiah, the reason for that is because Jesus the person was nothing special. There was nothing noteworthy about Jesus the person.

The sayings attributed to Jesus were being said before he lived. After everyone was long gone and dead they made up a story about Jesus the person. The story is different depending on which gospel you read. What were his last words? Depends what gospel. What happened at the tomb? Depends what gospel. It's the word of God, but the facts, they don't really matter, I mean God can get the facts wrong, who are you to question. If you do quesiton, or if you don't bear fruit, or if you don't give a cup of water, of if you forget your oil, or if you're not ready in that hour, Burn in hell FOREVER.

Jesus was an asshole.
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Keep your religious beliefs to yourself, and quit insulting people for theirs. Everyone now sees what a angry childish asshole you are.
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Keep your religious beliefs to yourself, and quit insulting people for theirs. Everyone now sees what a angry childish asshole you are.
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See, it's the same when people cling to a concept, regardless what the concept is, they become rabid dogs when the concept is challenged or threatened.

You are acting EXACTLY like Obamabots and Clinton buttsuckers do when RIGHTEOUS people TELL THE TRUTH about their "religion".

Do you really think you're above "the law" so to speak, that allows, and COMPELS us to challenge and debunk sleazy liberal liars???? That same law allows and COMPELS me to challenge and debunk the pious self righteous liars.

Same dif.
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