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Jesus was an asshole

 
New Age Messiah (OP)

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What's the matter messy pants, is your bitch slut going to damn me to some place warm? I don't see any love coming through you from your homemade heart mirror pendant. Another failure.
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In the simple fact that I am here now is more love than you will ever be able to comprehend.
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What's the matter messy pants, is your bitch slut going to damn me to some place warm? I don't see any love coming through you from your homemade heart mirror pendant. Another failure.

In the simple fact that I am here now is more love than you will ever be able to comprehend.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


WILL THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHOW IT????

GUTTER MOUTH!!!!
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and your resentment comes from?I resent lies, and especially lies that masses of people pretend are true.



WOW.. you are a major league hypocrite, you post bullshit lies here all the fucking time.

You are the lowest form of scum crawling the Earth.

And no I'm not a christian.....I belong to no religious group.

Please find one lie. "I belong to no religious group" does not disqualify from being a stupid asshole. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


THE ONE LIE???


YOU ARE A RELIGIOUS GROUP!!!

YOU ARE SO BLIND YOU DON'T EVEN SEE IT!!!!
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What's the matter messy pants, is your bitch slut going to damn me to some place warm? I don't see any love coming through you from your homemade heart mirror pendant. Another failure.

In the simple fact that I am here now is more love than you will ever be able to comprehend.


WILL THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHOW IT????

GUTTER MOUTH!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 736040

You're the one that denies the true obvious miracles and tries to pretend you have a clue based on a psycho book that's obviously stupid.

I am loving enough to survive long enough to tell you the truth.

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What's the matter messy pants, is your bitch slut going to damn me to some place warm? I don't see any love coming through you from your homemade heart mirror pendant. Another failure.

In the simple fact that I am here now is more love than you will ever be able to comprehend.


WILL THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHOW IT????

GUTTER MOUTH!!!!

You're the one that denies the true obvious miracles and tries to pretend you have a clue based on a psycho book that's obviously stupid.

I am loving enough to survive long enough to tell you the truth.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


YOU HAVE PROVED...

THERE IS NO TRUTH IN YOU!!!

THERE IS NO LOVE IN YOU!!!


YOU ARE A LIER AND YOUR FATHER SATAN IS A LIER..

YOU GODDESS IS A LIER...


YOUR BOX OF ROCKS IS ALL YOU HAVE!!!
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YOU HAVE PROVED...THERE IS NO TRUTH IN YOU!!!THERE IS NO LOVE IN YOU!!!YOU ARE A LIER AND YOUR FATHER SATAN IS A LIER..YOU GODDESS IS A LIER...YOUR BOX OF ROCKS IS ALL YOU HAVE!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1151842


red_heartlyhitmsignred_heart

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YOU HAVE PROVED...THERE IS NO TRUTH IN YOU!!!THERE IS NO LOVE IN YOU!!!YOU ARE A LIER AND YOUR FATHER SATAN IS A LIER..YOU GODDESS IS A LIER...YOUR BOX OF ROCKS IS ALL YOU HAVE!!!

red_heart:lyhitmsign:red_heart
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

That is your proof, a homemade sign, or a homemade pendant? The test for proof is prophesy. If you can't predict the future with 100% accuracy, you're just a liar and deceiver. Nothing more, nothing less.
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What's the matter messy pants, is your bitch slut going to damn me to some place warm? I don't see any love coming through you from your homemade heart mirror pendant. Another failure.

In the simple fact that I am here now is more love than you will ever be able to comprehend.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

You have shown nothing of the sort, just disdain and degradation of others.
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What's the matter messy pants, is your bitch slut going to damn me to some place warm? I don't see any love coming through you from your homemade heart mirror pendant. Another failure.

In the simple fact that I am here now is more love than you will ever be able to comprehend.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

If you believe that we are graced simply by your presence, get a clue, and go the fuck your self.
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That is your proof, a homemade sign, or a homemade pendant? The test for proof is prophesy. If you can't predict the future with 100% accuracy, you're just a liar and deceiver. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Says who??? douchebag.
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What's the matter messy pants, is your bitch slut going to damn me to some place warm? I don't see any love coming through you from your homemade heart mirror pendant. Another failure.

In the simple fact that I am here now is more love than you will ever be able to comprehend.

If you believe that we are graced simply by your presence, get a clue, and go the fuck your self.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 428701

I didn't say that. The love that was required and was brought to bear through ACTION and FAITH...

For me to be sitting here right now required ten billion times more love than you could ever comprehend.
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For me to be sitting here right now required ten billion times more love than you could ever comprehend.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

You are seriously delusional.
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For me to be sitting here right now required ten billion times more love than you could ever comprehend.

You are seriously delusional.
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"Received the pendants, they really are beautiful. As I put one of them on I felt like my whole body was transforming. Felt this surge of power, It was least to say very Interesting, I'm at a lost for words on how to describe the feeling that came over me. WOW

Thanks again Mr. Johnson and I will be in touch via email. Peace profound amen"
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What's the matter messy pants, is your bitch slut going to damn me to some place warm? I don't see any love coming through you from your homemade heart mirror pendant. Another failure.

In the simple fact that I am here now is more love than you will ever be able to comprehend.


WILL THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHOW IT????

GUTTER MOUTH!!!!

You're the one that denies the true obvious miracles and tries to pretend you have a clue based on a psycho book that's obviously stupid.

I am loving enough to survive long enough to tell you the truth.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


MIRROR!!!!
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For me to be sitting here right now required ten billion times more love than you could ever comprehend.

You are seriously delusional.
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AMEN BROTHER!!!
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For me to be sitting here right now required ten billion times more love than you could ever comprehend.

You are seriously delusional.

"Received the pendants, they really are beautiful. As I put one of them on I felt like my whole body was transforming. Felt this surge of power, It was least to say very Interesting, I'm at a lost for words on how to describe the feeling that came over me. WOW

Thanks again Mr. Johnson and I will be in touch via email. Peace profound amen"
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


JAY JOHNSON GOT A SALE...


SO YOU SOLD A BOX OF ROCKS IN A VACCUUM!!!

WAY TO GO!!!!
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That is your proof, a homemade sign, or a homemade pendant? The test for proof is prophesy. If you can't predict the future with 100% accuracy, you're just a liar and deceiver. Nothing more, nothing less.

Says who??? douchebag.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


SAYS YOUR FATHER, SATAN,, OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHO HE IS...


ASK YOUR DEMON GODDESS SHE WILL TELL YOU...

OH THATS RIGHT SHE IS NOT TALKING!!!
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JAY JOHNSON GOT A SALE...


SO YOU SOLD A BOX OF ROCKS IN A VACCUUM!!!

WAY TO GO!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152916

The pendant was upside down at first, and the guy wrote me and told me he wanted it right side up. It took several months or two at least to get it made right side up. When I FINALLY got it it was THE MOST beautiful jewelry ever created. EIGHT THOUSAND TIMES prettier and more meaningful than the STUPID cross that CELEBRATES DEATH. Ha ha.

THEN the GODDESS made another miracle to help keep me alive...

And you scoff. Retard.
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I laugh at the title...

he does have one...

He was just very mystical...likes magic...
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EIGHT THOUSAND TIMES
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

8000?
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I laugh at the title...

he does have one...

He was just very mystical...likes magic...
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False fag messiah = Jesus. sun
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I resent you bastards who have NO CLUE whatsoever what happened 2,000 years ago pretending you're righteous and holy for believing the crap, when in FACT, you're stupid.


I resent your stupidity and ignoring the post that proves you are an ignorant troll with no understanding of truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 760323


Chrisitan (your typo) fail.

Try again, well maybe not.

Y'shua is King and Lord. Sorry that you don't get it. You don't have to like somebody to love them.

Good luck with this.

Tim
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For me to be sitting here right now required ten billion times more love than you could ever comprehend.
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10,000,000,000?
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False fag messiah= New ass messy pants.
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The pendant was upside down at first, and the guy wrote me and told me he wanted it right side up. It took several months or two at least to get it made right side up. When I FINALLY got it it was THE MOST beautiful jewelry ever created. EIGHT THOUSAND TIMES prettier and more meaningful than the STUPID cross that CELEBRATES DEATH. Ha ha.

THEN the GODDESS made another miracle to help keep me alive...

And you scoff. Retard.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

Fag.
There is one other test that will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt if you are a messiah or not, which most of us here would be more then happy to help you perform, at least the first part. Warning though, all others have failed this test, except Jesus.
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DIE THREAD DIE! Thank you Father in Heaven!
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JAY JOHNSON GOT A SALE...


SO YOU SOLD A BOX OF ROCKS IN A VACCUUM!!!

WAY TO GO!!!!

The pendant was upside down at first, and the guy wrote me and told me he wanted it right side up. It took several months or two at least to get it made right side up. When I FINALLY got it it was THE MOST beautiful jewelry ever created. EIGHT THOUSAND TIMES prettier and more meaningful than the STUPID cross that CELEBRATES DEATH. Ha ha.

THEN the GODDESS made another miracle to help keep me alive...

And you scoff. Retard.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

You can't even make your homemade junk correctly? poop
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Interesting thread.
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Interesting thread.
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Ha! Newagemessiah logged in as an AC...u r fucking sad and pathetic......

Rapid city RETARD messiah
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There is one other test that will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt if you are a messiah or not, which most of us here would be more then happy to help you perform, at least the first part. Warning though, all others have failed this test, except Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 788929

Blah blah blah.

Jesus buttboy indoctrination. Keep people believing that horseshit and the government can do whatever it wants to them.

Just ask the first king that imposed it as the national religion.

Bend over Jesus buttboy. Jesus loves you. sun
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