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There is one other test that will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt if you are a messiah or not, which most of us here would be more then happy to help you perform, at least the first part. Warning though, all others have failed this test, except Jesus.

Blah blah blah.

Jesus buttboy indoctrination. Keep people believing that horseshit and the government can do whatever it wants to them.

Just ask the first king that imposed it as the national religion.

Bend over Jesus buttboy. Jesus loves you. sun
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You're still a delusional failure.
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You're still a delusional failure.
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I'm not delusional at all.
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YOU "NEW AGE WHAT EVER"


SAY YOUR FATHER, SATAN,, OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHO HE IS...


ASK YOUR DEMON GODDESS SHE WILL TELL YOU...

OH THATS RIGHT SHE IS NOT TALKING!!!
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YOU "NEW AGE WHAT EVER"


SAY YOUR FATHER, SATAN,, OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHO HE IS...


ASK YOUR DEMON GODDESS SHE WILL TELL YOU...

OH THATS RIGHT SHE IS NOT TALKING!!!
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At Christmas, take time to remember those burning in hell forever. Love, Jesus. sun
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LOVE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!!!
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At Christmas, take time to remember those burning in hell forever. Love, Jesus. sun
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YOUR LOVE FOR JESUS CHRIST IS NOTED!!!
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At Christmas, take time to remember those burning in hell forever. Love, Jesus. sun
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You are a jerk, you sun worshipper
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YOU "NEW AGE WHAT EVER"


SAY YOUR FATHER, SATAN,, OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHO HE IS...


ASK YOUR DEMON GODDESS SHE WILL TELL YOU...

OH THATS RIGHT SHE IS NOT TALKING!!!
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LOVE YOU ANYWAY IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!!!
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At Christmas, take time to remember those burning in hell forever. Love, Jesus. sun


You are a jerk, you sun worshipper
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Nope. Sorry. No stereotype is possible.
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bump 5a gloopymorans
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Luk 23:34 Then Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they do."

angel3
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Peace on Earth...Goodwill towards men.

Even you, NAM.
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Peace on Earth...Goodwill towards men.

Even you, NAM.
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Earth doesn't matter, it's under the rule of Satan, it's going to burn up and all the evil people that didn't believe in Jesus are going to burn in hell with the devil forever.

lmao

Go to heaven.
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I dont agree with you OP or Asshole, the Bible may be wrote by someone who didnt know Jesus, but how can you call an enlighten being an asshole? someone trying to only to speak kind words and show the way to half savage humans who had half the brains we do? His life was lived just to bring love, he comanded no one that wasnt his way. Why if you dont believe in Jesus are you so obsessed with him? If I dont like something I keep it away and dont think of it, but people post on here everyday about Jesus. The ones who believe in him will give their lives for him, I would. So keep your sick mind off of him and post about something else you now nothing about.
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Earth doesn't matter, it's under the rule of Satan, it's going to burn up and all the evil people that didn't believe in Jesus are going to burn in hell with the devil forever.

Go to heaven.

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Someone needs a hug.
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At Christmas, take time to remember those burning in hell forever. Love, Jesus. sun


You are a jerk, you sun worshipper

Nope. Sorry. No stereotype is possible.
:4messiah:
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Juses was the Sun of man, loving the Sun is loving Jesus and God, there is a physical and spirituial Sun. The Sun gives us life without it we and everything would die it is a fact. Without the Sun is darkness, the Sun brings light. It heals the body and mind,
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I dont agree with you OP or Asshole, the Bible may be wrote by someone who didnt know Jesus, but how can you call an enlighten being an asshole? someone trying to only to speak kind words and show the way to half savage humans who had half the brains we do? His life was lived just to bring love, he comanded no one that wasnt his way. Why if you dont believe in Jesus are you so obsessed with him? If I dont like something I keep it away and dont think of it, but people post on here everyday about Jesus. The ones who believe in him will give their lives for him, I would. So keep your sick mind off of him and post about something else you now nothing about.
 Quoting: Monster 1194709


Jesus was a dickhead. Condemning people to burn in hell forever with the devil if they didn't bear fruit, if they weren't ready in that hour, if they forgot their oil, etc.

Of course, he never said that crap. It's 100% made up.

It's a stupid religion and psycho and thank Goddess it is OVER since I proved it false.
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WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE BLACK HOLE LET ME KNOW.....

I MEAN WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE BLACK HOLE OF THE NEW AGE MESSAGE, LET ME KNOW!!!!!!

The whole world will know. That's why it happened for the first time ever in human history that there is a true messiah, because at this point in history everyone can know simultaneously. And then our hearts can beat together all across the world, simultaneously, and we can be together in heart, not separated by our minds and our "religions" and opinions. sun
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WRONG!!!


LOVE YOU ANYWAY IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!!!
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I dont agree with you OP or Asshole, the Bible may be wrote by someone who didnt know Jesus, but how can you call an enlighten being an asshole? someone trying to only to speak kind words and show the way to half savage humans who had half the brains we do? His life was lived just to bring love, he comanded no one that wasnt his way. Why if you dont believe in Jesus are you so obsessed with him? If I dont like something I keep it away and dont think of it, but people post on here everyday about Jesus. The ones who believe in him will give their lives for him, I would. So keep your sick mind off of him and post about something else you now nothing about.


Jesus was a dickhead. Condemning people to burn in hell forever with the devil if they didn't bear fruit, if they weren't ready in that hour, if they forgot their oil, etc.

Of course, he never said that crap. It's 100% made up.

It's a stupid religion and psycho and thank Goddess it is OVER since I proved it false.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


How did you prove it false and when?
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YOU "NEW AGE WHAT EVER"


SAY YOUR FATHER, SATAN,, OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHO HE IS...


ASK YOUR DEMON GODDESS SHE WILL TELL YOU...

OH THATS RIGHT SHE IS NOT TALKING!!!

:goddesses: :redheart:
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SOME WORLDLY LOVE???


GREAT!!!
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I don't think Jesus said anything that the Bible says he said.

Paul's letters physically predate the gospels by a lifetime. Paul never mentions Jesus virgin birth or his teachings or his life, really.

He just capitalizes on the Jews desperate need to find a silver lining, a reason why God didn't give the Jews victory in their little faith based uprising that Jesus was a leader of.

They crucified Jesus for being a rebel leader. The apostles didn't want him to be a messiah for all people, they wanted him to be only for the Jews. Form day one no one agreed what the relgion was, and they still don't. The reason for that is because the religion makes no sense and is FALSE.

Jesus was no flower child and no teacher and certainly no wise man, even if you believe he said all the garbage in the New Testament, which he didn't say.

If you're not ready in that hour, BURN. If you don't give a cup of water, BURN. If you don't bear fruit, BURN. If you forget your oil, BURN.

The founder of the Christian Research Institute and an atheist scholar had a debate that I listened to, and they both AGREED that the sayings of Jesus were being said before he lived.

The gospels disagree with each other about what Jesus said on the cross and what happened at the tomb. How can anyone believe the garbage??? The same way the Musilms and the Jews and the Mormons and any other religion believes their garbage. Blindly.

The great mistake almost all spiritual teachers make is to give credence to the Jesus of the Bible, he was a jerk. The golden rule is stupid. How can you possibly guess how someone else wants to be treated based on how you want to be treated???? You can't. You can't possibly make any kind of calculation like that on the fly. Goodness is innate and flows naturally and spiritually without precognition or cognitive learning/training/conditioning.

Commands to love are STUPID. You cannot command someone to love.

How someone wants or needs to be treated is completely unique in every situation and every moment.

Here's the thing, the Bible is such a long book with so many pronouncements, that no matter what you say, almost, there is some Bible verse that will "prove" how great and wise the Bible is.

Conversely, however, there is always a Bible verse that will prove how heinous and stupid the religion is, and how stupid it is to believe it.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that the Christian religion is pure nonsense.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that just because religions are mostly nonsense, it doesn't mean there isn't a God(dess), or many of them, a divine power, omniscince and all that stuff.

There are two main kinds of pompous jerk attitudes, the one that syas "it is written" and the one that says "you can't know, it's just faith." Either attitude leads to stagnation of true spirit and heart.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah
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I don't think Jesus said anything that the Bible says he said.

Paul's letters physically predate the gospels by a lifetime. Paul never mentions Jesus virgin birth or his teachings or his life, really.

He just capitalizes on the Jews desperate need to find a silver lining, a reason why God didn't give the Jews victory in their little faith based uprising that Jesus was a leader of.

They crucified Jesus for being a rebel leader. The apostles didn't want him to be a messiah for all people, they wanted him to be only for the Jews. Form day one no one agreed what the relgion was, and they still don't. The reason for that is because the religion makes no sense and is FALSE.

Jesus was no flower child and no teacher and certainly no wise man, even if you believe he said all the garbage in the New Testament, which he didn't say.

If you're not ready in that hour, BURN. If you don't give a cup of water, BURN. If you don't bear fruit, BURN. If you forget your oil, BURN.

The founder of the Christian Research Institute and an atheist scholar had a debate that I listened to, and they both AGREED that the sayings of Jesus were being said before he lived.

The gospels disagree with each other about what Jesus said on the cross and what happened at the tomb. How can anyone believe the garbage??? The same way the Musilms and the Jews and the Mormons and any other religion believes their garbage. Blindly.

The great mistake almost all spiritual teachers make is to give credence to the Jesus of the Bible, he was a jerk. The golden rule is stupid. How can you possibly guess how someone else wants to be treated based on how you want to be treated???? You can't. You can't possibly make any kind of calculation like that on the fly. Goodness is innate and flows naturally and spiritually without precognition or cognitive learning/training/conditioning.

Commands to love are STUPID. You cannot command someone to love.

How someone wants or needs to be treated is completely unique in every situation and every moment.

Here's the thing, the Bible is such a long book with so many pronouncements, that no matter what you say, almost, there is some Bible verse that will "prove" how great and wise the Bible is.

Conversely, however, there is always a Bible verse that will prove how heinous and stupid the religion is, and how stupid it is to believe it.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that the Christian religion is pure nonsense.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that just because religions are mostly nonsense, it doesn't mean there isn't a God(dess), or many of them, a divine power, omniscince and all that stuff.

There are two main kinds of pompous jerk attitudes, the one that syas "it is written" and the one that says "you can't know, it's just faith." Either attitude leads to stagnation of true spirit and heart.

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the comments are just that comments...


based on, what???


nothing!!!!!
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ALL I HAVE HEARD IS A LOT OF TALK...


GREAT!!!!

NO POWER OR AUTHORITY HERE...


MOVE ON NOTHING TO SEE HEAR!!!!
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I don't think Jesus said anything that the Bible says he said.

Paul's letters physically predate the gospels by a lifetime. Paul never mentions Jesus virgin birth or his teachings or his life, really.

He just capitalizes on the Jews desperate need to find a silver lining, a reason why God didn't give the Jews victory in their little faith based uprising that Jesus was a leader of.

They crucified Jesus for being a rebel leader. The apostles didn't want him to be a messiah for all people, they wanted him to be only for the Jews. Form day one no one agreed what the relgion was, and they still don't. The reason for that is because the religion makes no sense and is FALSE.

Jesus was no flower child and no teacher and certainly no wise man, even if you believe he said all the garbage in the New Testament, which he didn't say.

If you're not ready in that hour, BURN. If you don't give a cup of water, BURN. If you don't bear fruit, BURN. If you forget your oil, BURN.

The founder of the Christian Research Institute and an atheist scholar had a debate that I listened to, and they both AGREED that the sayings of Jesus were being said before he lived.

The gospels disagree with each other about what Jesus said on the cross and what happened at the tomb. How can anyone believe the garbage??? The same way the Musilms and the Jews and the Mormons and any other religion believes their garbage. Blindly.

The great mistake almost all spiritual teachers make is to give credence to the Jesus of the Bible, he was a jerk. The golden rule is stupid. How can you possibly guess how someone else wants to be treated based on how you want to be treated???? You can't. You can't possibly make any kind of calculation like that on the fly. Goodness is innate and flows naturally and spiritually without precognition or cognitive learning/training/conditioning.

Commands to love are STUPID. You cannot command someone to love.

How someone wants or needs to be treated is completely unique in every situation and every moment.

Here's the thing, the Bible is such a long book with so many pronouncements, that no matter what you say, almost, there is some Bible verse that will "prove" how great and wise the Bible is.

Conversely, however, there is always a Bible verse that will prove how heinous and stupid the religion is, and how stupid it is to believe it.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that the Christian religion is pure nonsense.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that just because religions are mostly nonsense, it doesn't mean there isn't a God(dess), or many of them, a divine power, omniscince and all that stuff.

There are two main kinds of pompous jerk attitudes, the one that syas "it is written" and the one that says "you can't know, it's just faith." Either attitude leads to stagnation of true spirit and heart.



the comments are just that comments...


based on, what???


nothing!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1216457



JUST COMMENTS..


THE NEW AGE MESSIAH HEARD SOMEONE TALK ABOUT JESUS CHRIST...


AND THIS BECOMES THE TRUTH???


GREAT!!!
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Rhetoric originated as the study of the ways in which a source text can be transformed to suit the goals of the person reusing the material. For this goal, classical rhetoric detected four fundamental operations[1] that can be used to transform a sentence or a larger portion of a text. They are: expansion, abridgement, switching, transferring.


RHETORIC IS ONE OF THE HUMANITIES...

AS YOU CAN SEE BY DEFFINTION...


RHETORIC IS TO TRANSFORM THE LANGUGE FROM THE TRUTH INTO THE LIE....
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Mary Mag was one sweet piece of ace though!



Here, have a piece of THIS!!!

Nice figure, eh??


Figure of speech


1A figure of speech is a use of a word that diverges from its normal meaning,[citation needed] or a phrase with a specialized meaning not based on the literal meaning of the words in it such as a metaphor, simile, or personification.[citation needed] Figures of speech often provide emphasis, freshness of expression, or clarity. However, clarity may also suffer from their use, as any figure of speech introduces an ambiguity between literal and figurative interpretation. A figure of speech is sometimes called a rhetoric or a locution.

Not all theories of meaning have a concept of "literal language" (see literal and figurative language). Under theories that do not, figure of speech is not an entirely coherent concept.

Rhetoric originated as the study of the ways in which a source text can be transformed to suit the goals of the person reusing the material. For this goal, classical rhetoric detected four fundamental operations[1] that can be used to transform a sentence or a larger portion of a text. They are: expansion, abridgement, switching, transferring.


[edit] The four fundamental operations
The four fundamental operations, or categories of change, governing the formation of all figures of speech are:[1]

expansion/superabundance/addition (adiectio)
abridgement/lack/omission/subtraction (detractio)
switching/interchange/substitution/transmutation (immutatio)
transferring/transposition (transmutatio)
These four operations were detected by classical rhetoric, and still serve to encompass the various figures of speech. Originally these were called, in Latin, the four operations of quadripartita ratio. The ancient surviving text mentioning them, although not recognizing them as the four fundating principles, is the Rhetorica ad Herennium, of author unknown, where they are called ἔνδεια, πλεονασμός,​ μετάθεσις and ἐναλλαγή.[2] Quintillian then mentioned them in Institutio Oratoria.[3] Philo of Alexandria also listed them as addition (πρόσθεσις), subtraction (ἀφαίρεσις), transposition (μετάθεσις), and transmutation (ἀλλοίωσις).[4]​

[edit] Examples
The saying "I got your back" almost never has the literal meaning of receipt or possession of another's spine. It is a figure of speech that means the speaker intends to protect the listener, actually or symbolically. It originates from war, in which one soldier informs another that the first will train his weapon toward an area from which an enemy might shoot the second in the back.

Here are other examples of figures of speech:

"It's raining cats and dogs" means it's raining intensely.
"I'll give you a piece of my mind" means the speaker will state a frank opinion.
"Break a leg" is a saying from theater meaning "Good luck."
"Butterflies in your stomach" figuratively describes nervousness.
"You want a piece of me?" means "You wanna start a fight?"


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE BLACK HOLE LET ME KNOW.....

I MEAN WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE BLACK HOLE OF THE NEW AGE MESSAGE, LET ME KNOW!!!!!!

The whole world will know. That's why it happened for the first time ever in human history that there is a true messiah, because at this point in history everyone can know simultaneously. And then our hearts can beat together all across the world, simultaneously, and we can be together in heart, not separated by our minds and our "religions" and opinions. sun
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THIS DELUSION HAS HAPPEN MANY TIMES IN THE PAST...


SAME ACTION DIFFERENT NAME!!!

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