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Jesus was an asshole

 
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I'm happy. banana2


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TRULY SPOKEN BY A PERSON WHO IS NEVER HAPPY!!!!
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its not healthy to talk about yourself in that way
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WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE BLACK HOLE LET ME KNOW.....

I MEAN WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE BLACK HOLE OF THE NEW AGE MESSAGE, LET ME KNOW!!!!!!

The whole world will know. That's why it happened for the first time ever in human history that there is a true messiah, because at this point in history everyone can know simultaneously. And then our hearts can beat together all across the world, simultaneously, and we can be together in heart, not separated by our minds and our "religions" and opinions. sun


THIS DELUSION HAS HAPPEN MANY TIMES IN THE PAST...


SAME ACTION DIFFERENT NAME!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 736040

Never in history has ANYTHING like my story happened.
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Fools.

He is here already, awaiting His time.

The game is won, He will meet the requirements. The enemy cannot stop Him.

The Angels that are here know this.

It is only you ignorant humans that speculate and write your rubbish. Your arrogance is outstanding and you will be made accountable for it.

I couldn't care less whether you are spared or not, enough time has been given for that.

This time He is not the lamb, He is the LION.

Waste your time spewing forth ridiculous arrogance all you want soon you will see how incredibly weak, frail and pathetic you are.

Judgement is coming and the arrogant ones like OP will quake in their boots, shit their pants, and bawl their eyes out begging to be spared.

The time for mercy will be over though and their arrogance will be remembered.

This is all I will say and will respond to nothing.

I KNOW that time will prove me right.

Every knee shall bow.

You are a speck in the Universe. Little children that have been set apart from the wonders that are out there.

There are those with power beyond your wildest imagination.

You will see it soon.

And feel fear you never thought imaginable.
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I wonder why people keep bumping this thread...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

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First of all God has no gender , k? God is energy. ENERGY, that creates k?It was a female voice that spoke to me. Men don't love, if you haven't noticed. To make a God manly is to make him an asshole. Truth. Egyptians believed in Ma'at, Mother Nature, the universe, Reality, as the supreme supreme being. They were VERY VERY smart.

Most ancient civilizations believed in MOTHER Nature as God.

I know it sounds silly, for God to have gender, but it's just as silly to make a God a male and say he's love. Most people don't even have a male role model they can relate love to.

I guess that's why "He's" so mysterious. People don't even know a loving male, so they use their IMAGINATION to create God in their own minds.Jesus came here to teach us tards the way to freedom , obviiusly lost on some, never mind.Bullshit. It's a MADE UP story. Get over it.Btw , you dont have to believe in Christ but you cant love God and hate Jesus it is impossible because if you know Jesus you know God and viceversa.I don't hate Jesus, I hate the made up story about him that is a lie.Those that hate Jesus and are against him are probably anti christ.I am definitely the antiChrist in a certain sense. My intent was to destroy the Christian religion, and I have succeeded.

It may take a while, but it's over. The gig is up. Pastors can head to unemployment line, thank you very much.

I dont think you grasp what Im trying to say or maybe Im not explaining myself. God has no gender, God just is. its wrong to say hes male and its wrong to say he is female, he IS.

If by Christian religion you mean Christ and his message and teachings its impossible to destroy, so dont waste your time. Its impossible because it has the power of the energy that is God.
You say Christ is made up.. well they did a good job because the importance of Christ lies in his teachings. He is speaking of mysteries of creation and power that we dont fully understand even now 2000 years later. To suggest that a rough shod group of mixed apostles thrown together by Gods grace could come up with these teachings is dreaming. To suggest that the ones that put the bible together in such a IMO ridiculous fashion could come up with them is farsical. If they really understood what he was on about the bible wouldnt be as we know it today in my view.

No , Jesus goes beyond time and space. A message to be fully understood along the path of real spiritual awakening.

And another point Id like to make.. you say Christianity is over? Christianity real Christianity hasnt been born yet, its just starting..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 760934



You talk the biggest load of self-centric gobshite. The cosmos is driven by an energy that both encapulates all that seeks to create as well as destroy you. You, in your own world, driven as it is by your needs for comfort and safety, can only comprehend the half of it that meets your own needs. It is right there, that the Jesus fable fails as an anthropocentric fairytale.
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25See to it that you do not refuse Him who is speaking. For if those did not escape when they refused him who warned them on earth, much less will we escape who turn away from Him who warns from heaven.

And His voice shook the earth then, but now He has promised, saying, "YET ONCE MORE I WILL SHAKE NOT ONLY THE EARTH, BUT ALSO THE HEAVEN."


27This expression, “Yet once more,” denotes the removing of those things which can be shaken, as of created things, so that those things which cannot be shaken may remain. 28Therefore, since we receive a kingdom which cannot be shaken, let us show gratitude, by which we may offer to God an acceptable service with reverence and awe; 29for our God is a consuming fire.


[link to nasb.scripturetext.com]
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25See to it that you do not refuse Him who is speaking. For if those did not escape when they refused him who warned them on earth, much less will we escape who turn away from Him who warns from heaven.

And His voice shook the earth then, but now He has promised, saying, "YET ONCE MORE I WILL SHAKE NOT ONLY THE EARTH, BUT ALSO THE HEAVEN."


27This expression, “Yet once more,” denotes the removing of those things which can be shaken, as of created things, so that those things which cannot be shaken may remain. 28Therefore, since we receive a kingdom which cannot be shaken, let us show gratitude, by which we may offer to God an acceptable service with reverence and awe; 29for our God is a consuming fire.


[link to nasb.scripturetext.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1221813


Whatever it is you worship, it certainly does not have the paradoxical knowledge of timeless immediacy which must, as a matter of its timeless quality contemporaneously create and destroy. This thing instead appeals to your time driven nature with its self-centred foibles. Death will release you from these quite natural but ultimately unfounded fears. That which you worship, if it does exists, will in turn be released from its own ignorance by its own necessary death.
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Whatever it is you worship, it certainly does not have the paradoxical knowledge of timeless immediacy which must, as a matter of its timeless quality contemporaneously create and destroy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213314


Everything is absolutely new constantly. sun

A person is not a psychological entity.
This thing instead appeals to your time driven nature with its self-centred foibles. Death will release you from these quite natural but ultimately unfounded fears. That which you worship, if it does exists, will in turn be released from its own ignorance by its own necessary death.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213314


It has a name, this thing they "worship". lmao

It is outside themselves, and a higher authority.

Therefor, they are released from any responsibility to be or to have any authority, based on reality. All and everything they "stand" on is IMAGINARY. sun
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Whatever it is you worship, it certainly does not have the paradoxical knowledge of timeless immediacy which must, as a matter of its timeless quality contemporaneously create and destroy.

Everything is absolutely new constantly. sun

A person is not a psychological entity.
This thing instead appeals to your time driven nature with its self-centred foibles. Death will release you from these quite natural but ultimately unfounded fears. That which you worship, if it does exists, will in turn be released from its own ignorance by its own necessary death.

It has a name, this thing they "worship". lmao

It is outside themselves, and a higher authority.

Therefor, they are released from any responsibility to be or to have any authority, based on reality. All and everything they "stand" on is IMAGINARY. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah



WHAT IS IN A NAME???


POWER AND AUTHORITY!!!


WHICH YOU DON'T HAVE...


SO, IS THAT INAGINARY???


NO...


BUT, TO SUPPORT YOUR WEAK POSSITION...


YOU ABSOLUTLY HAVE TO SAY THIS!!!
New Age Messiah (OP)

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New Age Messiah is the name above all others. Duh.

I say only and exactly what is true. dance
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Whatever it is you worship, it certainly does not have the paradoxical knowledge of timeless immediacy which must, as a matter of its timeless quality contemporaneously create and destroy.

Everything is absolutely new constantly. sun

A person is not a psychological entity.
This thing instead appeals to your time driven nature with its self-centred foibles. Death will release you from these quite natural but ultimately unfounded fears. That which you worship, if it does exists, will in turn be released from its own ignorance by its own necessary death.

It has a name, this thing they "worship". lmao

It is outside themselves, and a higher authority.

Therefor, they are released from any responsibility to be or to have any authority, based on reality. All and everything they "stand" on is IMAGINARY. sun



WHAT IS IN A NAME???


POWER AND AUTHORITY!!!


WHICH YOU DON'T HAVE...


SO, IS THAT INAGINARY???


NO...


BUT, TO SUPPORT YOUR WEAK POSSITION...


YOU ABSOLUTLY HAVE TO SAY THIS!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 736040



"THE TRUTH" IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH!!!


TO SUPPORT YOUR LIE....


YOU HAVE, AN INMAGINARY TRUTH WHICH IS "THE LIE"...


YOU HAVE BACK YOURSELF INTO A CORNER...


CHECKMATE....

GAME OVER...


SLAVE!!!!
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hmmm...just read the title and some 1st page replies...Jesus was an asshole? ah well, in this world who isn't?

cheer
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hmmm...just read the title and some 1st page replies...Jesus was an asshole? ah well, in this world who isn't?

cheer
 Quoting: Uncle Nutsy


IN THE WEAKNESS OF SIN....


YES...


JUST ASK THE NEW AGE MESSIAH...


HE'LL TELL YOU HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!!
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Whatever it is you worship, it certainly does not have the paradoxical knowledge of timeless immediacy which must, as a matter of its timeless quality contemporaneously create and destroy.

Everything is absolutely new constantly. sun

A person is not a psychological entity.
This thing instead appeals to your time driven nature with its self-centred foibles. Death will release you from these quite natural but ultimately unfounded fears. That which you worship, if it does exists, will in turn be released from its own ignorance by its own necessary death.

It has a name, this thing they "worship". lmao

It is outside themselves, and a higher authority.

Therefor, they are released from any responsibility to be or to have any authority, based on reality. All and everything they "stand" on is IMAGINARY. sun



WHAT IS IN A NAME???


POWER AND AUTHORITY!!!


WHICH YOU DON'T HAVE...


SO, IS THAT INAGINARY???


NO...


BUT, TO SUPPORT YOUR WEAK POSSITION...


YOU ABSOLUTLY HAVE TO SAY THIS!!!



"THE TRUTH" IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH!!!


TO SUPPORT YOUR LIE....


YOU HAVE, AN INMAGINARY TRUTH WHICH IS "THE LIE"...


YOU HAVE BACK YOURSELF INTO A CORNER...


CHECKMATE....

GAME OVER...


SLAVE!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 736040
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NAM Your story is boring and not significant. Did you forget to take your Lythium again.
Irdooooomed

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NAM Your story is boring and not significant. Did you forget to take your Lythium again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 628002


Not only that the insane asylems were filled with people like NAM who thought they were Jesus.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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NAM Your story is boring and not significant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 628002


No, it isn't. But most people are boring, and stupid, and cruel, especially you. sun

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WHO CARES ABOUT JESUS.

LIKE FOR FUCK SAKE, HE IS NOT SPECIAL.

THIS MAN HAS BEEN POPULAR THROUGH OUT FUCKING AGES,

HE IS JUST A FUCKING MAN WHO LIVED.


And performed miracles through god. He was gifted

Big fucking deal, I'm pretty sure there are people with gifts all over the world, They are just keeping shit on the downlow
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NAM Your story is boring and not significant. Did you forget to take your Lythium again.


Not only that the insane asylems were filled with people like NAM who thought they were Jesus.
 Quoting: Irdooooomed

Jesus is a made up story, dumbfuck. There's no one like me in human history. Get over it.
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New Age Messiah (OP)

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Getting a little tired of reading B.S. about Jesus. Here's the fact.

Jesus is a made up story, and, in that made up story, he was an asshole. sun
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Your story is made up and you are an asshole.

It's called projection.
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Your story is made up and you are an asshole.

It's called projection.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1236433


Nope. It is impossible even to imagine my story. That's one of many things that makes it obviously divine.
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It is impossible even to imagine my story.
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You did. You do.
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Your story is made up and you are an asshole.

It's called projection.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1236433



AMEN BROTHER!!!!


PEACE AND GRACE AND LOVE TO YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!!!
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Getting a little tired of reading B.S. about Jesus. Here's the fact.

Jesus is a made up story, and, in that made up story, he was an asshole. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah



YOUR ARE THE MADE UP STORY!!!


BUT IN ALL FAIRNESS....


IS NOT THE THIS FORUM, NOT ABOUT ATTACKING PEOPLE....


WHY DO YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS PAGE AFTER PAGE????


UNLESS THE FORUM SUPPORTS YOU AND YOUR ATTACK!!!!
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To reply to original op post...

No, Jesus was way cool and I'd love to have a few beers with him.

This is what he said though I agree so many spew BS:

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NAM Your story is boring and not significant. Did you forget to take your Lythium again.


Not only that the insane asylems were filled with people like NAM who thought they were Jesus.
 Quoting: Irdooooomed

Jesus is a made up story, dumbfuck. There's no one like me in human history. Get over it.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


There are millions of people in insane asylems that either think they are Jesus or think of themselves as a messiah.

You need to differentiate yourself from the other wanna bes NAM, so far your miracles are lame and don't compare to Jesus's miracles.
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Getting a little tired of reading B.S. about Jesus. Here's the fact.

Jesus is a made up story, and, in that made up story, he was an asshole. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah



YOUR ARE THE MADE UP STORY!!!


BUT IN ALL FAIRNESS....


IS NOT THE THIS FORUM, NOT ABOUT ATTACKING PEOPLE....


WHY DO YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS PAGE AFTER PAGE????


UNLESS THE FORUM SUPPORTS YOU AND YOUR ATTACK!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 722265


That's easy to explain, he pays his ten dollars a month and he can spout whatever bull he wants. If he spouted how the Jews were vermin then he'd be banned. Trinity doesn't like it when the Jews are picked on, so Christians are fair ame on LP.

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