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Jesus was an asshole

 
Scytherius

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Well, first and foremost, the Bible is a book of mythology. It is based upon older stories of mythology, i.e. Horus, Isis, etc.

The problem isn't so much the fictional Jesus of the Bible as it is the real followers of that cartoon character. THEY are the real evil. THEY are the ones who take advantage of the poor and weak.

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The problem isn't so much the fictional Jesus of the Bible as it is the real followers of that cartoon character.
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Cartoon character. sun
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He's late, he didn't listen to Harry Camper's prayers.

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The book of numbers explains it all. Jesus never mentions the lessons in the book of numbers. The lepers were cast out. The physically strong became the soldiers. Moses did not defend the lepers like abraham defended sodem and Gamorrah. Moses was a leper himself. Read Exodus. The strong betrayed god. The lepers remained faithful. Jesus never mentions this. All of Jesus's parabels were conflicting nonsense.
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Jesus regretted in creating men. And now he shall put an end to this disgraceful creation.
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All of Jesus's parabels were conflicting nonsense.
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They weren't even his, the stuff was already being said before he lived, it's a made up story.
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All of Jesus's parabels were conflicting nonsense.
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They weren't even his, the stuff was already being said before he lived, it's a made up story.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Why should it matter if he didn't came up with the parables?

One would also assume that his teachings would be old because he quoted the old testament quite often.
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All of Jesus's parabels were conflicting nonsense.
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They weren't even his, the stuff was already being said before he lived, it's a made up story.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Why should it matter if he didn't came up with the parables?

One would also assume that his teachings would be old because he quoted the old testament quite often.
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Whatever, it's a stupid false insane religion stfu
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All of Jesus's parabels were conflicting nonsense.
 Quoting: ejj10000 1605464


They weren't even his, the stuff was already being said before he lived, it's a made up story.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Why should it matter if he didn't came up with the parables?

One would also assume that his teachings would be old because he quoted the old testament quite often.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389816


Whatever, it's a stupid false insane religion stfu
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


If you don't care about it then why did you bring it up?
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that makes you whole ass
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If you don't care about it then why did you bring it up?
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Who said I don't care about it? Dumbass. It's like saying I don't care about corruption.
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I don't think Jesus said anything that the Bible says he said.

Paul's letters physically predate the gospels by a lifetime. Paul never mentions Jesus virgin birth or his teachings or his life, really.

He just capitalizes on the jewish people desperate need to find a silver lining, a reason why God didn't give the jewish people victory in their little faith based uprising that Jesus was a leader of.

They crucified Jesus for being a rebel leader. The apostles didn't want him to be a messiah for all people, they wanted him to be only for the jewish people. Form day one no one agreed what the relgion was, and they still don't. The reason for that is because the religion makes no sense and is FALSE.

Jesus was no flower child and no teacher and certainly no wise man, even if you believe he said all the garbage in the New Testament, which he didn't say.

If you're not ready in that hour, BURN. If you don't give a cup of water, BURN. If you don't bear fruit, BURN. If you forget your oil, BURN.

The founder of the Christian Research Institute and an atheist scholar had a debate that I listened to, and they both AGREED that the sayings of Jesus were being said before he lived.

The gospels disagree with each other about what Jesus said on the cross and what happened at the tomb. How can anyone believe the garbage??? The same way the Musilms and the jewish people and the Mormons and any other religion believes their garbage. Blindly.

The great mistake almost all spiritual teachers make is to give credence to the Jesus of the Bible, he was a jerk. The golden rule is stupid. How can you possibly guess how someone else wants to be treated based on how you want to be treated???? You can't. You can't possibly make any kind of calculation like that on the fly. Goodness is innate and flows naturally and spiritually without precognition or cognitive learning/training/conditioning.

Commands to love are STUPID. You cannot command someone to love.

How someone wants or needs to be treated is completely unique in every situation and every moment.

Here's the thing, the Bible is such a long book with so many pronouncements, that no matter what you say, almost, there is some Bible verse that will "prove" how great and wise the Bible is.

Conversely, however, there is always a Bible verse that will prove how heinous and stupid the religion is, and how stupid it is to believe it.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that the Christian religion is pure nonsense.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that just because religions are mostly nonsense, it doesn't mean there isn't a God(dess), or many of them, a divine power, omniscince and all that stuff.

There are two main kinds of pompous jerk attitudes, the one that syas "it is written" and the one that says "you can't know, it's just faith." Either attitude leads to stagnation of true spirit and heart.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah



Your 1st sentence answers ALL questions one might ask about you and your foolish Post's......"I don't think.........."
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this OP SUCKS
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How dumb are you OP? Calling somebody a "jerk" and "asshole" that YOU DONT KNOW? Your whole point is nobody knows. Really, have you made it to college yet? Please go fast.
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If you don't care about it then why did you bring it up?
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Who said I don't care about it? Dumbass. It's like saying I don't care about corruption.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Actually you are the only corruption here. Please get away from your laptop so you can stop dumbing down people. Get off your circular reasoning that there's no proof Jesus was the messiah so he's a "jerk". You are really funny.
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All of Jesus's parabels were conflicting nonsense.
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They weren't even his, the stuff was already being said before he lived, it's a made up story.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Nobody now is going to know exactly what somebody said 2000 years ago. You are foolish to think that works of literature are exact quotes from people's mouths. It would do you some good to love your neighbor, stop calling people jerks, assholes, and dumbasses, and stay away from the laptop that your mommy gave you please.
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How dumb are you OP? Calling somebody a "jerk" and "asshole" that YOU DONT KNOW? Your whole point is nobody knows. Really, have you made it to college yet? Please go fast.
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Here's the thing, Christians have extremely inferior and blocked minds. Somehow, maybe you can get around one of their roadblocks and talk sense to them, MAYBE.

EVEN IF the Jesus of the Bible, was real, (he wasn't) he was an asshole. Only an asshole would teach that shit about the five virgins. I'm too lazy to write about all the other stupid shit he said, the "golden rule" for example is stupid.

Last Edited by New Age Messiah on 10/23/2011 06:13 PM
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I'm surprised so many NeoCons are Christians to be honest. Jesus was clearly a bleeding heart liberal and a Commie. That's also only if you believe the fairy tales in that funny book anyway.
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Thought you'd never ask!

Actually this forum is the most godless. I've never seen so many who reject Jesus or that he even existed. Really poor education we have.

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God is real, Jesus might not be.

At the most he was some douche who tried to save the world by preaching, and we all know that people do not listen (even when it would benefit them to do so). And because he was a lover, not a fighter, the masses killed him. Everything else (miracles etc) is here say at best. Anyone who is in the know would know that the deeds of men vary greatly depending on who is retelling the story.

So to say that someone is Godless simply because they have no respect for "your" savior, is really unenlightened. God is there for us all to see, but we have to find Him on our own. Those of you who are too weak/stupid etc to do that, simply turn to organized religions and toe the line.

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