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Take heed of verse 6, for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand, and no so-called goddess, no wonder of science or any hiding place in the depths of the Earth or sea will hide you from judgment.
REPENT!

Mark 13

1And as he went out of the temple, one of his disciples saith unto him, Master, see what manner of stones and what buildings are here!

2And Jesus answering said unto him, Seest thou these great buildings? there shall not be left one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.

3And as he sat upon the mount of Olives over against the temple, Peter and James and John and Andrew asked him privately,

4Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign when all these things shall be fulfilled?

5And Jesus answering them began to say, Take heed lest any man deceive you:

6For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

7And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such things must needs be; but the end shall not be yet.

8For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows.

9But take heed to yourselves: for they shall deliver you up to councils; and in the synagogues ye shall be beaten: and ye shall be brought before rulers and kings for my sake, for a testimony against them.

10And the gospel must first be published among all nations.

11But when they shall lead you, and deliver you up, take no thought beforehand what ye shall speak, neither do ye premeditate: but whatsoever shall be given you in that hour, that speak ye: for it is not ye that speak, but the Holy Ghost.

12Now the brother shall betray the brother to death, and the father the son; and children shall rise up against their parents, and shall cause them to be put to death.

13And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

14But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let him that readeth understand,) then let them that be in Judaea flee to the mountains:

15And let him that is on the housetop not go down into the house, neither enter therein, to take any thing out of his house:

16And let him that is in the field not turn back again for to take up his garment.

17But woe to them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!

18And pray ye that your flight be not in the winter.

19For in those days shall be affliction, such as was not from the beginning of the creation which God created unto this time, neither shall be.

20And except that the Lord had shortened those days, no flesh should be saved: but for the elect's sake, whom he hath chosen, he hath shortened the days.

21And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not:

22For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

23But take ye heed: behold, I have foretold you all things.

24But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light,

25And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken.

26And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory.

27And then shall he send his angels, and shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from the uttermost part of the earth to the uttermost part of heaven.

28Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When her branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is near:

29So ye in like manner, when ye shall see these things come to pass, know that it is nigh, even at the doors.

30Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done.

31Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.

32But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

33Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.

34For the Son of Man is as a man taking a far journey, who left his house, and gave authority to his servants, and to every man his work, and commanded the porter to watch.

35Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the house cometh, at even, or at midnight, or at the cockcrowing, or in the morning:

36Lest coming suddenly he find you sleeping.

37And what I say unto you I say unto all, Watch.
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I'm surprised so many NeoCons are Christians to be honest. Jesus was clearly a bleeding heart liberal and a Commie. That's also only if you believe the fairy tales in that funny book anyway.
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Jesus lovers and libtards are similar in that they have zero integrity and will say anything to further their agenda.
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8 Come, behold the works of the LORD,
what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9 He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder;
he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10 Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen,
I will be exalted in the earth.
11 The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.
Amen and Amen!
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8 Come, behold the works of the LORD,
what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9 He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder;
he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10 Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen,
I will be exalted in the earth.
11 The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.
Amen and Amen!
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8 Come, behold the works of the LORD,
what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9 He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder;
he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10 Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen,
I will be exalted in the earth.
11 The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.
Amen and Amen!
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Walk with me in hell. k? Cause that's where you're going very soon.

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8 Come, behold the works of the LORD,
what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9 He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder;
he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10 Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen,
I will be exalted in the earth.
11 The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.
Amen and Amen!
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8 Come, behold the works of the LORD,
what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9 He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder;
he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10 Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen,
I will be exalted in the earth.
11 The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.
Amen and Amen!
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8 Come, behold the works of the LORD,
what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9 He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder;
he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10 Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen,
I will be exalted in the earth.
11 The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.
Amen and Amen!
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I don't think Jesus said anything that the Bible says he said.

Paul's letters physically predate the gospels by a lifetime. Paul never mentions Jesus virgin birth or his teachings or his life, really.

He just capitalizes on the jewish people desperate need to find a silver lining, a reason why God didn't give the jewish people victory in their little faith based uprising that Jesus was a leader of.

They crucified Jesus for being a rebel leader. The apostles didn't want him to be a messiah for all people, they wanted him to be only for the jewish people. Form day one no one agreed what the relgion was, and they still don't. The reason for that is because the religion makes no sense and is FALSE.

Jesus was no flower child and no teacher and certainly no wise man, even if you believe he said all the garbage in the New Testament, which he didn't say.

If you're not ready in that hour, BURN. If you don't give a cup of water, BURN. If you don't bear fruit, BURN. If you forget your oil, BURN.

The founder of the Christian Research Institute and an atheist scholar had a debate that I listened to, and they both AGREED that the sayings of Jesus were being said before he lived.

The gospels disagree with each other about what Jesus said on the cross and what happened at the tomb. How can anyone believe the garbage??? The same way the Musilms and the jewish people and the Mormons and any other religion believes their garbage. Blindly.

The great mistake almost all spiritual teachers make is to give credence to the Jesus of the Bible, he was a jerk. The golden rule is stupid. How can you possibly guess how someone else wants to be treated based on how you want to be treated???? You can't. You can't possibly make any kind of calculation like that on the fly. Goodness is innate and flows naturally and spiritually without precognition or cognitive learning/training/conditioning.

Commands to love are STUPID. You cannot command someone to love.

How someone wants or needs to be treated is completely unique in every situation and every moment.

Here's the thing, the Bible is such a long book with so many pronouncements, that no matter what you say, almost, there is some Bible verse that will "prove" how great and wise the Bible is.

Conversely, however, there is always a Bible verse that will prove how heinous and stupid the religion is, and how stupid it is to believe it.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that the Christian religion is pure nonsense.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that just because religions are mostly nonsense, it doesn't mean there isn't a God(dess), or many of them, a divine power, omniscince and all that stuff.

There are two main kinds of pompous jerk attitudes, the one that syas "it is written" and the one that says "you can't know, it's just faith." Either attitude leads to stagnation of true spirit and heart.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


You Sir are a genius, just an unfortunate one :)
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8 Come, behold the works of the LORD,
what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9 He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder;
he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10 Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen,
I will be exalted in the earth.
11 The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.
Amen and Amen!
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Interest in the material world yet?
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You Sir are a genius, just an unfortunate one :)
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Yep, very unfortunate, and in turn, VERY fortunate, both extremes. Thanks. sun
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8 Come, behold the works of the LORD,
what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9 He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder;
he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10 Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen,
I will be exalted in the earth.
11 The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.
Amen and Amen!
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i'll be back for more later. k
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8 Come, behold the works of the LORD,
what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9 He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder;
he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10 Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen,
I will be exalted in the earth.
11 The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge.
Amen and Amen!
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kk. I'm back for more again.
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How's it feel to be a tool.
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Most people on this site think that OP is the asshole.
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and your resentment comes from?
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I resent lies, and especially lies that masses of people pretend are true.

I resent the lie that Barack Obama is a decent person, a caring individual. I resent the lie that the democrat party is on the side of the little guy. I resent the lie that it was all about sex during Monica gate.

I resent the lie that there is some mystical power in "believing" in Jesus. I resent the lie that he died for our sins. I resent the lie that we are "helpless" victims of Adam and Eve's original sin, and we need a savior.

I resent the Chrisitan religion for alienating hordes of people from true morality, and making conservatism seem like churchy garbage.

I resent the church constantly revising their moral code to fit society.

I resent the church drawing a line through the old testament and saying Jesus changed it.

I resent people apologizing for "God" spinning him like politicians, when "He" tells Israel to kill every man woman and child, and tells people to stone their own children to death, and and and. He's GREAT ANYWAY, you say. We just don';t understand "His" holiness.

And we don't understand Clinton either, do we?

I resent Solomon and David having harems and God being silent as to any moral issues, instead David and Solomon being God's exemplary men, but NOW, since Jesus died, well, one man one wife and go to hell if you do otherwise.

I resent you bastards who have NO CLUE whatsoever what happened 2,000 years ago pretending you're righteous and holy for believing the crap, when in FACT, you're stupid.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah




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Hey, you got anything else to say about the bible? I'm listening.
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