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Jesus was an asshole

 
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See ya later, you're banned. sun
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I don't think Jesus said anything that the Bible says he said.

Paul's letters physically predate the gospels by a lifetime. Paul never mentions Jesus virgin birth or his teachings or his life, really.

He just capitalizes on the jewish people desperate need to find a silver lining, a reason why God didn't give the jewish people victory in their little faith based uprising that Jesus was a leader of.

They crucified Jesus for being a rebel leader. The apostles didn't want him to be a messiah for all people, they wanted him to be only for the jewish people. Form day one no one agreed what the relgion was, and they still don't. The reason for that is because the religion makes no sense and is FALSE.

Jesus was no flower child and no teacher and certainly no wise man, even if you believe he said all the garbage in the New Testament, which he didn't say.

If you're not ready in that hour, BURN. If you don't give a cup of water, BURN. If you don't bear fruit, BURN. If you forget your oil, BURN.

The founder of the Christian Research Institute and an atheist scholar had a debate that I listened to, and they both AGREED that the sayings of Jesus were being said before he lived.

The gospels disagree with each other about what Jesus said on the cross and what happened at the tomb. How can anyone believe the garbage??? The same way the Musilms and the jewish people and the Mormons and any other religion believes their garbage. Blindly.

The great mistake almost all spiritual teachers make is to give credence to the Jesus of the Bible, he was a jerk. The golden rule is stupid. How can you possibly guess how someone else wants to be treated based on how you want to be treated???? You can't. You can't possibly make any kind of calculation like that on the fly. Goodness is innate and flows naturally and spiritually without precognition or cognitive learning/training/conditioning.

Commands to love are STUPID. You cannot command someone to love.

How someone wants or needs to be treated is completely unique in every situation and every moment.

Here's the thing, the Bible is such a long book with so many pronouncements, that no matter what you say, almost, there is some Bible verse that will "prove" how great and wise the Bible is.

Conversely, however, there is always a Bible verse that will prove how heinous and stupid the religion is, and how stupid it is to believe it.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that the Christian religion is pure nonsense.

It takes integrity to realize/admit that just because religions are mostly nonsense, it doesn't mean there isn't a God(dess), or many of them, a divine power, omniscince and all that stuff.

There are two main kinds of pompous jerk attitudes, the one that syas "it is written" and the one that says "you can't know, it's just faith." Either attitude leads to stagnation of true spirit and heart.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Another one bites the dust with nothing to back up the lies that are spewing forth from your his heart and fingers! You really need to do some studying and not only from one sided sources. You have your agenda and it's obvious that it is not well meant, and reeks of your depraved state of being. I feel sorry for you and hope that you will seek out the Creator with a heavy heart and ask for mercy for your filth.

JOHN 8:24 ---- Jesus said, "I told you that you would die in your sins, for unless you believe that I AM He you will die in your sins.”
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Another one bites the dust with nothing to back up the lies that are spewing forth from your his heart and fingers!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1478926

My miraculous story and revelation make the Bible and everyone who believes it look stupid.
You really need to do some studying and not only from one sided sources.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1478926

Anyone with any integrity knows the Bible is stupid and psycho and false, only cowardly stupid sheep scared of the devil believe it.

You have your agenda and it's obvious that it is not well meant, and reeks of your depraved state of being.
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The Goddess approves of my message.

I feel sorry for you and hope that you will seek out the Creator with a heavy heart and ask for mercy for your filth.
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You must be a professional Christian. Scared of hitting the unemployment line??? lmao

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What do you think will be going through your head at the hour of your death?

Fear? Suffering? Hopelessness?

For myself, Joy, Happiness, Love, Looking Forward To My New Awe Inspiring Home.

Jesus came to take our burdens and torment, and tarnishments away. So in affect we could stand before the Father of Life and Light.

You cannot evolve to a higher state of God hood. Just like you can't create a universe. You aren't God or Messiah. You are simply a man inundated by Demonic New Age teachings and Dark Spirits thereof. People like you I have met, a dime a dozen. Jesus even warned us of people just like you.

You see, the demon behind you who leads, instructs, speaks and torments you knows about everything I am telling you. But what he will now understand is that you will begin to see him for just who he is. An ugly, disgusting, dragon eyed, scaly, triangular headed, reptile, simply put, a new age 'alien' demon. He has been exposed.

Your choice now is : Do you want to continue to sup with him, or do you want to relinquish your life to The King of Light and Life, Yeshua our Life creator, and Meshiah?

Remember, this demon has inspired such hatred within your heart as to encourage you to continually propagate your self as christ and continually deny any relationship with creator of both him and you and all; Jesus.

It is your choice, to dwell with those who have forsaken their heavenly home with creator GOD, in lou for the place of mercy God has set aside for those of his creation who choose not HIM. The Abyss was not intended for humans, it was a place God set aside for the DENYING SERVANTS ANGELIC.You will not be appreciated in such this place as you would in CELESTIAL KINGDOM OF THE MOST HIGH GOD.

CHOOSE WISELY, YOU, THE CREATION OF MOST HIGH GOD. YOUR FOREVER RESIDENCE DEPENDS ON IT.
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If you don't care about it then why did you bring it up?
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Who said I don't care about it? Dumbass. It's like saying I don't care about corruption.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Replying with "whatever" and following with a dismissive statement implies disinterest or lack of caring.
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Jesus is still an asshole
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Wow NAM, you should really do a poll.

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I think Jesus was pretty cool. I was thinking about him yesterday. You know, when he was taken prisoner and tormented by the Roman guards, logic tells me he got a lot more than just an ass whoopin'. Homosexuality was as common as currency and the powers that were [the Roman senate] thought their perversions placed them above others. Moreover, I've little doubt Jesus was beautiful in every way. He was a pure spirit and a child within. When those corrupt and evil people seen him, they must have seen the most beautiful spirit alive, in spite of whatever lies they told themselves. Those apes that guarded him raped him endlessly before and after his trail. He was bloody in more ways than one. And yet, he held his tongue. He held their shame without a single word about their horrid acts. Sins we all take for granite and act like monkeys fucking each other... When in fact, our minds could not comprehend our own behavior... could not see God's plan unfolding before our very eyes.

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i would give OP +karma for the effort
but i cant as an AC

very nice to see
how many
are living the illusion
in your states(s)

hf
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yoda
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i would give OP +karma for the effort
but i cant as an AC

very nice to see
how many
are living the illusion
in your states(s)

hf
abduct
yoda
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Indeed, isn't child pornography legal in your country? You're one to talk.
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eonsplural of e·on (Noun)
Noun:

An indefinite and very long period of time, often a period exaggerated for humorous or rhetorical effect.
A unit of time equal to a billion years.
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you call it that
others call it spam
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i would give OP +karma for the effort
but i cant as an AC

very nice to see
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hf
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yoda
 Quoting: Funney 1217845


Indeed, isn't child pornography legal in your country? You're one to talk.
 Quoting: Vahid Tarzan


not legal in any state!
except Vatican of course!
(..this is the beast)

yoda
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I am definitely the antiChrist in a certain sense. My intent was to destroy the Christian religion, and I have succeeded.

 Quoting: New Age Messiah
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He's a made up story. They put a bunch of stupid words in his mouth. I am the true Messiah. sun
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Jesus is amazing!

NewAgeMessiah, you need Jesus in your life. You are a poor soul headed for destruction.
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i say this newagemessiahclown is the asshole
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I'm running for president in 2012.
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BY YOUR OWN WORDS.
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Sometimes the world needs a giant asshole to take a giant shit.
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 Quoting: New Age Messiah





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Angel and demon like creatures seem to have appeared in the skies. Thread: Worldwide News: I suggest that everyone reads this. It seems as if "Horus" has returned to the planet. Prophecy is being fulfilled it seems.
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i would give OP +karma for the effort
but i cant as an AC

very nice to see
how many
are living the illusion
in your states(s)

hf
abduct
yoda
 Quoting: Funney 1217845


Indeed, isn't child pornography legal in your country? You're one to talk.
 Quoting: Vahid Tarzan


Murder and torture is legal in your country along with a bunch of other vile and disgusting things.

Of course child porn isn't legal in Czech but your stupid US ass wouldn't know so you're forgiven.
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Sometimes the world needs a giant asshole to take a giant shit.
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Would all 7 vials in a few hours qualify?

Re:18:8:
Therefore shall her plagues come in one day,
death,
and mourning,
and famine;
and she shall be utterly burned with fire:
for strong is the Lord God who judgeth her.
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Hate too break it to you, but the Bible is pure bullshit, and you quoting it as "truth" proves you are an idiot, and your presuming yourself to be special proves you're delusional.
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And what is NAM?
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And what is NAM?
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The truth machete'. sun
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