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I am an asshole.
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I see that there a quite a few people on this thread who also seem to be on the Mock Now - Pay Later Plan. I don't recommend it, the paybacks a real bitch. THIS WAS YOUR LIFE!...

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Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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hummbird

I see that there a quite a few people on this thread who also seem to be on the Mock Now - Pay Later Plan. I don't recommend it, the paybacks a real bitch. THIS WAS YOUR LIFE!...

[link to www.chick.com]
 Quoting: 9teen.47™


Ah, more of those "Believe as I do or XXX" THREATS.

Please, stop threatening me.
"When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?" — John M. Keynes
"The way to see by [blind] faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
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Avinu shebashamayim, yitkadesh shimkha. Tavo malkhutekha ye'aseh r'tzonekha ba'aretz ka'asher na'asah vashamayimTen-lanu haiyom lechem chukeinu. u'selach-lanu et-ashmateinu ka'asher solechim anachnu la'asher ashmu lanu. Ve'al-tevieinu lidei massah, ki im-hatsileinu min-hara. Ki lekha ha-mamlakha vehagevurah veha-tiferet l'olemei olamim. Amen.
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We're individuals. We should ALL be allowed to believe whatever we wish, so long as it does not harm others.
 Quoting: Phydeau
Believing isn't really even a verb. It's stupid. The whole religion mindset, that "believing" something makes you special is evil and stupid.

Not once did he ever answer me. When I'd approach my "religious leaders" looking for SINCERE help with my emotional strife at God constantly ignoring me I'd get half assed answers that somehow made it MY fault!
 Quoting: Phydeau


I was new in Germany, had mega insomnia, 10 nights no sleep, heartbroke form a girl thing, and I went to the the chaplain, and he just saw me as some tool to "serve" in his little puppet show. There was no, and I mean NO humanity, it was all a STUPID machine. That's just one example. The entire religion is a robot program for idiots.

I am saved. I am saved. I am saved. I am saved.

"You're just not listening right."
"You're not pure of heart."
On and on and on.

I've never once ever wished anything bad on anyone. I've never made threats at people because they didn't agree with my beliefs. But somehow, *I'M* the evil one?
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Yeah, it's an ugly horrific religion. That's why I went on my mission, that plus people in general were puppet show automations and Clinton getting away with it and and and. I knew we needed something NEW, and I found it. sun
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Heading home. Will get back to this when I get home.

Thanks NAM!
"When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?" — John M. Keynes
"The way to see by [blind] faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
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Knighted into the Army of Yahuwah on 10-9-10.

Avinu shebashamayim, yitkadesh shimkha. Tavo malkhutekha ye'aseh r'tzonekha ba'aretz ka'asher na'asah vashamayimTen-lanu haiyom lechem chukeinu. u'selach-lanu et-ashmateinu ka'asher solechim anachnu la'asher ashmu lanu. Ve'al-tevieinu lidei massah, ki im-hatsileinu min-hara. Ki lekha ha-mamlakha vehagevurah veha-tiferet l'olemei olamim. Amen.
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jesus got fucked in the ass repeatedly by me with a horse dildo and he enjoyed it too.

then i pulled out the shit-smeared dildo and stuck it in mag's snatch and she moaned like the whore of babylon.
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HI THERE!...

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Last Edited by 9teen.47™ on 10/30/2009 10:12 PM
Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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jesus got fucked in the ass repeatedly by me with a horse dildo and he enjoyed it too.

then i pulled out the shit-smeared dildo and stuck it in mag's snatch and she moaned like the whore of babylon.
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Amen. sun
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Again, I know some of you Christians have a very difficult time hiding your bloodlust ... but honestly, if you have nothing nice to say, just shut the fuck up, please.
"When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?" — John M. Keynes
"The way to see by [blind] faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
The Self Defining Hebrew System: [link to www.thechronicleproject.org]
Real men keep Torah.
Knighted into the Army of Yahuwah on 10-9-10.

Avinu shebashamayim, yitkadesh shimkha. Tavo malkhutekha ye'aseh r'tzonekha ba'aretz ka'asher na'asah vashamayimTen-lanu haiyom lechem chukeinu. u'selach-lanu et-ashmateinu ka'asher solechim anachnu la'asher ashmu lanu. Ve'al-tevieinu lidei massah, ki im-hatsileinu min-hara. Ki lekha ha-mamlakha vehagevurah veha-tiferet l'olemei olamim. Amen.
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Again, I know some of you Christians have a very difficult time hiding your bloodlust ... but honestly, if you have nothing nice to say, just shut the fuck up, please.
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Heh, if you don't believe the good news, it's eternal hell but that's IF you don't believe the good news.

So it's YOUR choice whether YOU choose to ACCEPT it. baby pick
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If people were to follow the edicts of Jesus he would be criminal. The guy was nothing short of a charlton, an ego maniac, a real nutter this Christ fellow was.


Who in the hell would follow an ass hole that invented HELL and then can't make up his mind as to what you are to do.


Christians are a weird breed, they are mindless, they are easy prey for all kinds of advertising and cults, because God tried to give them a brain, but they refused one.



Luke 14:26 Luke 14 Luke 14:25-27
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


Do you hate your Mother and Father? according to Jesus you must.


Jn.14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto
you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you."


Acts 10:36
"The word which God sent unto the children
of Israel, preaching peace by Jesus Christ."


Mt.10:34
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I
came not to send peace, but a sword."
 
IS. 2:4
And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more
 

Joel 3:10
Beat your plowshares into swords and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong


Luk 22:38 And they said Lord, behold here are two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough?
 
Lk.12:51

"Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth I tell you, Nay; but rather division: For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided,three against two, and two against three. The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the
daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the
daughter in law against her mother in law."
Lk.22:36



"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment,
and buy one."


So which is it, do we beat swords into plowshares or beat plowshares into swords, or do we sell our clothes and go buy a sword or do we need two swords?


I don't think they will allow me to trade my garments for swords where I live, so I guess I will have to go sword-less.



Yeah I get it Jesus, and pluck out my right eye if it offends thee, how the fuck should I know if my God-damned EYE offends me?


He was a mean bastard, he ran out of the temple the poor pigeon sellers, now why didn't he run everyone out of the temple, no just the money changers, and the pigeon sellers. The pigeon sellers never harmed anyone, did they?

Fuck it!




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He was a mean bastard, he ran out of the temple the poor pigeon sellers, now why didn't he run everyone out of the temple, no just the money changers, and the pigeon sellers. The pigeon sellers never harmed anyone, did they?
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Imagine being one of the five virgins that forgot their oil. sun
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OK, you got my nomination for next president of the United States! Go gettum slugger!!!
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Thanks, let's hope. sun
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warm where you're going
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lol

i hope it is warmer. according to my imagination, ill go anywhere warm, hawaii, qatar, .. heaven is for everyone, hell is on Earth as you and i MAKE IT
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What other made-up stories do you obsess over?
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You are the asshole.

Anathema Maranatha! A curse on you till the Lord comes.
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You are the asshole.

Anathema Maranatha! A curse on you till the Lord comes.
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I'll be like Jesus and tell the virgins to make sure and bring their oil. sun
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An asshole would have accepted Satan's offer of the world.

Jesus said no on principle and and his city (Jerusalem) was laid to ruin.

It takes balls to let that happen when Satan thinks he's got you and you call his bluff.

Props to the son of man.
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An asshole would have accepted Satan's offer of the world.

Jesus said no on principle and and his city (Jerusalem) was laid to ruin.

It takes balls to let that happen when Satan thinks he's got you and you call his bluff.

Props to the son of man.
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It's a made up story, dude. Paul didn't say a word about Jesus the person, he didn't say a word about Jesus' teaching. DUH.
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whether jesus was real or not you might as well bite your tongue just in case!!
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whether jesus was real or not you might as well bite your tongue just in case!!
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It's sort of urgent that people stop thinking of "Jesus" as some wonderboy. It's eyes in the headlights STUPIDITY.

WE ARE THE UNIVERSE. Jesus is a stupid made up story, just like ALL THE OTHER RELIGIONS.

Most awakenings are RUDE. sun
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whether jesus was real or not you might as well bite your tongue just in case!!


It's sort of urgent that people stop thinking of "Jesus" as some wonderboy. It's eyes in the headlights STUPIDITY.

WE ARE THE UNIVERSE. Jesus is a stupid made up story, just like ALL THE OTHER RELIGIONS.

Most awakenings are RUDE. sun
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New Aged Messiah, Id like to give you an alternative view of believing in Jesus.

I grew up catholic and absolutly hated it and saw it for the fallacy of control and evil that it is.

I was agnostic and athesist for a good part of life. Then I began to believe in a "higher power", because maybe, that would help. It didn't. I suffered a great deal of loss and tragedy.

I then became wiccan, was involved in circles but chose to be a solitary witch. I loved the idea of recognizing the feminine goddess after all, we are male and female here on earth.

But that kept me wanting, and so, I began to explore other alternatives. From Buddishm, Taoism-and some of my best friends are still involved with the OTO or the Golden Dawn which many believe is Satanism, but is mostly revering the Sun. that is there right to believe this way.

I gave up on "religion" entirely and was attracted to faiths such as bahai' that focused on human rights and education, and judging NO one.

I took philosophy of religion courses in college, as well as theology classes. I questioned everything about christianity and scoffed at all of it. From Adam and Eve to the virgin mary, I settled on believing that these were metaphors and not actual events.

I walked down an alley in the city one day to discover a pile of books on a dumpster. One was the Urantia book. It spoke of Jesus. I skimmed thru it. Its like 5000 pages long, and I have A.D.D. I met a guy in a bar who was a gang banger, shot 3 times, saved 3 times and now devoted his life to Christ and told me I had a light in me. I laughed at him.

I watched "what the bleep do we know" as I explored science, metaphysics and quatum physics. I've employed magic, I studied astrology for 20 years, I made my own tarot deck, I wore Ruins across my neck, tried to "create my own reality" with thoughts-and still felt an endless void and unhappiness. And still kept meeting really good people who were not bible thumpers or evangilist or hypocritical child molesting bastards or those exploting the poor with promises of salvation if they send in their money. I believed if they were "healed" it was psycosomatic at best. Although I suck at spelling, I'm actually rather intelligent and utlize critical thinking. I've been a doom monger and a conspiracy buff and think how the hell could there be a god in this world?

And now, I can tell you, that my relationship with Jesus has been salvation. I don't go to church. I keep myself to a few people who also believe and have been where i have been, because some of us have traveled the spiritual road, we have been cynics, non believers and jaded against christianity.

Let me put it to you this way: Logic. Seeing that there is so much evil in the world, one would have to deduce since we live in a world of dichotomy and opposities, that there is light. People commit the most henious and vile of acts, and we deem that evil. So, where is the wonderful and loving acts? Hidden mostly. We are in a battle for good and evil on this planet. why? I dont know. I gave up years of asking why is there evil and the bullshit belief of there isnt, its all neutral or there isnt, its all perception or there isnt, its all for ultimate good if you learn from it-there is fucking evil here. Ever dealt with a narcissist or sociopath? they abuse, and then blame the victim for why they abused. they fool everyone on the "outside" of the abuse, people would never think they were like that, but the reality is, they are. And the burden of proof is on the abused to prove it.

Do you not think, that an evil force would do whatever it could, to make the real truth so difficult to find, with this same gaslighting, manipulation? Dont you think real evil would find people to be "christians" and actually be the true evil? Trust me, true chrisitians dont judge others. They dont condemn others to fire hells for not believing. They dont do what the "stereotype" of Chrisianity has been. That right there my friend, is the devil himself.

Just my experiences. Jesus and the holy spirit only seek for you to find a relationship with HIM. Not the church, and not so you can go and self righteously and piously be hypocrites. thats the "sin". And that's the veil of evil over christianity right there. Abusive evil doesnt want you to find the truth. Namaste.
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New Aged Messiah, Id like to give you an alternative view of believing in Jesus.

I grew up catholic and absolutly hated it and saw it for the fallacy of control and evil that it is.

I've been a doom monger and a conspiracy buff and think how the hell could there be a god in this world?

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I like you, but the Goddess spoke to me and there mega multi-miracles, beyond any imagination, AND I was at the brink of DEATH for YEARS, hated and maligned and slandered and screwed over, TERRIBLE, unprecedented, it was so extreme, nothing anyone has ever experienced comes close, DERANGEMENT and DEMON POSESSION, and and and, but my faith proved true, I was right, She saved me.

There's not even a whisper of curiosity about Jesus in my soul, I know it's a made up story. I KNOW it is.

There's no cognitive process in my faith in Reality, it's simply absolutely real. sun
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New Aged Messiah, Id like to give you an alternative view of believing in Jesus.

I grew up catholic and absolutly hated it and saw it for the fallacy of control and evil that it is.

I've been a doom monger and a conspiracy buff and think how the hell could there be a god in this world?



I like you, but the Goddess spoke to me and there mega multi-miracles, beyond any imagination, AND I was at the brink of DEATH for YEARS, hated and maligned and slandered and screwed over, TERRIBLE, unprecedented, it was so extreme, nothing anyone has ever experienced comes close, DERANGEMENT and DEMON POSESSION, and and and, but my faith proved true, I was right, She saved me.

There's not even a whisper of curiosity about Jesus in my soul, I know it's a made up story. I KNOW it is.

There's no cognitive process in my faith in Reality, it's simply absolutely real. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah



Well then, I can only say this, if you were "saved" by demon forces and a shit life, I don't care who saved ya, if in fact, you will be a light to others.But I dig Jesus. Im not sure that he was the asshole, of the man's versions of his teachings and times that have been rewritten and askewed for agendas. I think there are some who have found his word without all the propaganda. But if you're happy and free from evil, I'm happy for you. hf
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I think there are some who have found his word without all the propaganda.
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The entire story is made up propaganda, you bought it, Simple. DUMMY. sun

But if you're happy and free from evil, I'm happy for you. hf
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I'm the New Age Messiah. I'm not happy and free form evil. I'm going to KICK IT's ASS>>>>>sun
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I'm not happy and free form evil.
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This is the first truth you've unwittingly spoken.

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I'm not happy and free from evil.


This is the first truth you've unwittingly spoken.

sun
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It's not unwitting.

This six years of hell torment fight have been preparing me for the big fight!!!

Time to kick global ass!!!!

Yours truly,

The New Age Messiah
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"Jezuz" was no more the son of god than I am.
In fact, I can find fault with him in his own words and actions that indicate he was not without sin. He expressed anger and hatred, advocated violence at the same time he advocated peace. He said "I came not in peace but with a big sword", and that promise he kept. Hundreds of millions of victims....Strangely, this same schitzophrenic with a totally different attitude tells a gathering 'blessed are the peacemakers'. So WHAT IS HE? Why did he tell us to turn the other cheek?
To what? Evil? Why? We should resist evil and anyone who suggests otherwise is an agent for evil.
Jesus was/is the devil.
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Jesus was/is the devil.
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He's a made up story. They put a bunch of stupid words in his mouth. I am the true Messiah. sun
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