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Jesus was an asshole

 
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Regardles of your changing what you unwittingly posted
it is true that you are not happy
and that you are free FORM evil.
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we dont care about what the dawn think or said ,its only hates sinces they are demon slaves.
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"Jezuz" was no more the son of god than I am.
In fact, I can find fault with him in his own words and actions that indicate he was not without sin. He expressed anger and hatred, advocated violence at the same time he advocated peace. He said "I came not in peace but with a big sword", and that promise he kept. Hundreds of millions of victims....Strangely, this same schitzophrenic with a totally different attitude tells a gathering 'blessed are the peacemakers'. So WHAT IS HE? Why did he tell us to turn the other cheek?
To what? Evil? Why? We should resist evil and anyone who suggests otherwise is an agent for evil.
Jesus was/is the devil.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 813874


I tend to agree, not with the devil part, but pretty much everything else.

He was a work of fiction produced by some really sick, twisted and perverted psychos.

It's quite obvious he was schizophrenic, and anybody who REALLY follows what he says will end up being so too.
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...evil. I'm going to KICK IT's ASS
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

Evil's purpose is opposing God and His Righteousness.

Far from kicking its ass, you are serving it perfectly.
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...evil. I'm going to KICK IT's ASS


Evil's purpose is opposing God and His Righteousness.

Far from kicking its ass, you are serving it perfectly.
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Nope. Your religion is for fagtards, pray for Obama, fag. sun
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Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
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I think there are some who have found his word without all the propaganda.

The entire story is made up propaganda, you bought it, Simple. DUMMY. sun

But if you're happy and free from evil, I'm happy for you. hf


I'm the New Age Messiah. I'm not happy and free form evil. I'm going to KICK IT's ASS>>>>>sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah



Since there are over 38,000 sects of Christianity, you know not which one I may subscribe to, nor which "propaganda" I may believe. therefore, that makes YOU the dummy. Its certainly not the story of bullshit you are espousing here about Jesus that I believe. But whatever. I'm happy. banana2
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...evil. I'm going to KICK IT's ASS

Evil's purpose is opposing God and His Righteousness.

Far from kicking its ass, you are serving it perfectly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808999

Horse hockey. I know good from evil, we all do instinctively. Evil recognizes itself as such and creates no difficulty in identifying it if you go by the end result. If you wonder whether or not you are evil, you're not....
Evil is wanting to harm or destroy others and creation. It is not disobeying religious dogma, so shove you jesus trip where the sun don't shine.
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I'm happy. banana2
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Dummy. sun
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...evil. I'm going to KICK IT's ASS

Evil's purpose is opposing God and His Righteousness.

Far from kicking its ass, you are serving it perfectly.

Horse hockey. I know good from evil, we all do instinctively. Evil recognizes itself as such and creates no difficulty in identifying it if you go by the end result. If you wonder whether or not you are evil, you're not....
Evil is wanting to harm or destroy others and creation. It is not disobeying religious dogma, so shove you jesus trip where the sun don't shine.
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No, we all DONT know good from evil instinctively. Evidently there are those who walk this planet unable to emphathize with others, shows no compassion or mercy, but who hurt others with a pathological need to control and dominate. They do not THINK they are evil, and they only know "good" by what others SAY good is. They mimick "good", they are NOT good. Is Jesus the only protection from the evil in the world? Not for me to say. Only that it worked for me, took me out of a life of unimaginable pain and tragedy, when all else failed. Just sayin'.
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I'm happy. banana2


Dummy. sun
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Pot. Kettle. Black.
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I'm happy. banana2


Dummy. sun


Pot. Kettle. Black.
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The Urantia book is stupid. sun
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Sure is going to be a sad scene when Jay meets Jesus.
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I'm happy. banana2


Dummy. sun


Pot. Kettle. Black.


The Urantia book is stupid. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah

So is this comment. I was inferring that it was one of many signs or "taps on the shoulder" I got to look more into the teachings of Jesus. I think I made it pretty clear that I didn't read the book. Reading comprehension....look into it.
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Sure is going to be a sad scene when Jay meets Jesus.
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I am the great and glorious magnified New Age Messiah.

It will be his privilege. sun
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Wow.
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So is this comment. I was inferring that it was one of many signs or "taps on the shoulder" I got to look more into the teachings of Jesus. I think I made it pretty clear that I didn't read the book. Reading comprehension....look into it.
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It's stupid, so if it had any affect on you, so are you. sun
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So is this comment. I was inferring that it was one of many signs or "taps on the shoulder" I got to look more into the teachings of Jesus. I think I made it pretty clear that I didn't read the book. Reading comprehension....look into it.


It's stupid, so if it had any affect on you, so are you. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah



koolaid

Sigh.....can no one argue the issue anymore, or must everyone resort to name calling when they are rendered stupified?
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koolaid

Sigh.....can no one argue the issue anymore, or must everyone resort to name calling when they are rendered stupified?
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This is the Jesus was an asshole thread. So, the fact is already well established here. There are lots of faggy Jesus threads where people like to argue who's a "true" Christian.

Maybe you'd have better luck....

sun
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koolaid

Sigh.....can no one argue the issue anymore, or must everyone resort to name calling when they are rendered stupified?


This is the Jesus was an asshole thread. So, the fact is already well established here. There are lots of faggy Jesus threads where people like to argue who's a "true" Christian.

Maybe you'd have better luck....

sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Actually, "this is the Jesus was an asshole" is merely your OPINION. I see no evidence of "fact", other than you blowing a lot around of what PAUL said or didn't say. Perhaps you ought to worship Paul, then. Or, maybe PAUL is the asshole. Either way, this entire thread is opinion. Don't fool yourself into believing there is any 'fact'. Its all, including my own, ancedotal evidence. Keep fighting evil, Caped Crusader.
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Keep fighting evil, Caped Crusader.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 788931


I like you, but uh, Jesus was an asshole.

Assuming it was some guy saying that stuff, like if oyu're not ready in that hour, or if you don't bear fruit, or if you don't give a cup of water, or heaven forbid, if you forget your oil....

Burn Baby Burn. Jesus says, the great glorious mighty Lord of ALL.... DO NOT FORGET YOUR OIL!!!!!!!!!

See how stupid it is. The golden rule is stupid, too.

Thank Goddess for me. sun




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Keep fighting evil, Caped Crusader.


I like you, but uh, Jesus was an asshole.

Assuming it was some guy saying that stuff, like if oyu're not ready in that hour, or if you don't bear fruit, or if you don't give a cup of water, or heaven forbid, if you forget your oil....

Burn Baby Burn. Jesus says, the great glorious mighty Lord of ALL.... DO NOT FORGET YOUR OIL!!!!!!!!!

See how stupid it is. The golden rule is stupid, too.

Thank Goddess for me. sun




supermansupermansupermansupermansupermansupermansupermansupermansupermansupermansupermansuperman
 Quoting: New Age Messiah



Wow, you sound like you were there. Did you actually hear Jesus say this? Cuz what I'm thinking, is that there are all sorts of different folks over the milleniums that have put words into his mouth. But meh, believe what you want. No offense, but its kinda more asshole-ish to believe what some other dude that has been dead for thousands of years says that another dude thats has been dead for thousands of years has said.

I think the ancedotal evidence of people who have found Jesus is far more compelling. Like Brian Welch of Korn, for example.
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New Age Messiah was and still is an asshole
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there fixed it for you!!
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"The Birth of Christianity" by Joel Carmichael explains very well and thoroughly that Jesus the Messiah, the life he supposedly lived, was a made up story.

If Jesus was a great teacher, Paul would have said what the teachings were, and expanded upon them, or whatever.

Paul just made up or bought into the speculation that Jesus was the Messiah, and it had nothing to do with Jesus's teachings, it had to do with some "reason" why God did not deliver the Jews.

At that time the Israelis were screaming for a Messiah, begging for one, fake ones were popping up all over. Even "Jesus" said watch out for the fake ones doing miracles, I didn't come to do miracles...

Then he does miracles.

It's the most retarded ridiculous load of crap ever foisted upon people, sick psycho deliebrate deceit from HELL. sun
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It takes a mighty man of courage to take such a bold stand as you have in this thread, doesn't it?

Start a thread about Mohammad and Islam now. Don't they need to hear about your majesty also?

You know your only purpose?
You are an example of the long-suffering patience, forgiveness, mercy and goodness of God.

Your heart continues to beat and you can inhale again ONLY by the permission of Jesus Christ, The Creator, Emmanuel, God With Us.
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Jesus is a made up story. I'm not. I am the original and only messiah in the history of the world.
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Start a thread about Mohammad and Islam now. Don't they need to hear about your majesty also?

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I dare you, unless you are a coward unfit for all that you presume to claim.
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Since there are over 38,000 sects of Christianity, you know not which one I may subscribe to, nor which "propaganda" I may believe. therefore, that makes YOU the dummy. Its certainly not the story of bullshit you are espousing here about Jesus that I believe. But whatever. I'm happy. banana2
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Jesus Poll-vaulting Christ! 38,000 sects!?!

How does anyone decide?
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warm where you're going
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Succinct & to the point...
Indeed... really warm...
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