What's black and white and red all over? (the old joke)

What's black and white and red all over?

1. A newspaper

2. A sunburned zebra

3. A homicidal panda bear

4. A penguin serial murderer

5. A zebra that doesn't know how to put lipstick on

6. A dalmation trying to paint the barn

7. Salt and pepper, SOAKED IN BLOOD

8. Charlie Chaplin at a paintball facility

9. Chinese Film Noir

10. A fudge sundae with ketchup

11. A racing flag after an unfortunate NASCAR accident

12. Felix the Cat after a day at his job at the slaughterhouse.

13. Michael Jackson, after the autopsy.

and the winner is... What's black and white and red all over?.... ???

14. OBAMA !!!!

Last Edited by Eater of Locusts on 09/02/2009 09:43 PM