And mercury up to their eyeballs make them perfect thermometers on those hot days when you don't want to get up. You can set your beer on their foreheads too, just sayin...


Well, the WHO, CDC, and Institute of Medicine all say that Thiomersal in the levels found in vaccines are harmless.


Welp even if your child or is seriously damaged you can feel good that you are upholding the social norm. That will comfort you all the way to the chelation clinic and eventually to the cemetary.