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Rabbi gets surprise help from a dog while demonstrating the shofar

 
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Rabbi gets surprise help from a dog while demonstrating the shofar


September 4, 2009 | 11:19 am


As the Jewish High Holidays approach (Rosh Hashana begins the evening of Sept. 18), here's a short YouTube clip of Rabbi Benny Zippel of Salt Lake City. He's demonstrating the shofar, a ram's horn used during services to sound a call to worship.







All goes well with the demonstration for about 25 seconds. Then the rabbi gets some unexpected accompaniment.


-- David Colker
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AC, thanx, that was too funny. We have 4 dogs here at my house and sometimes they just do things that crack you up....lol
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The dog sounded better...
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AC, thanx, that was too funny. We have 4 dogs here at my house and sometimes they just do things that crack you up....lol
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that was funny



lol
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the dog showed up that phoney cult
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Praise The Holy Of Holy :: Both the horn and the dog remind me of Gods blessings as he delivered the Midianites to Gidieon !! Jdg 7:5 So he brought down the people unto the water: and the LORD said unto Gideon, Every one that lappeth of the water with his tongue, as a dog lappeth, him shalt thou set by himself; likewise every one that boweth down upon his knees to drink.
Jdg 7:6 And the number of them that lapped, putting their hand to their mouth, were three hundred men: but all the rest of the people bowed down upon their knees to drink water.
Jdg 7:7 And the LORD said unto Gideon, By the three hundred men that lapped will I save you, and deliver the Midianites into thine hand: and let all the other people go every man unto his place. Jdg 7:8 So the people took victuals in their hand, and their trumpets: and he sent all the rest of Israel every man unto his tent, and retained those three hundred men: and the host of Midian was beneath him in the valley.
Jdg 7:9 And it came to pass the same night, that the LORD said unto him, Arise, get thee down unto the host; for I have delivered it into thine hand.
Jdg 7:10 But if thou fear to go down, go thou with Phurah thy servant down to the host:
Jdg 7:11 And thou shalt hear what they say; and afterward shall thine hands be strengthened to go down unto the host. Then went he down with Phurah his servant unto the outside of the armed men that were in the host.
Jdg 7:12 And the Midianites and the Amalekites and all the children of the east lay along in the valley like grasshoppers for multitude; and their camels were without number, as the sand by the sea side for multitude.
Jdg 7:13 And when Gideon was come, behold, there was a man that told a dream unto his fellow, and said, Behold, I dreamed a dream, and, lo, a cake of barley bread tumbled into the host of Midian, and came unto a tent, and smote it that it fell, and overturned it, that the tent lay along.
Jdg 7:14 And his fellow answered and said, This is nothing else save the sword of Gideon the son of Joash, a man of Israel: for into his hand hath God delivered Midian, and all the host.
Jdg 7:15 And it was so, when Gideon heard the telling of the dream, and the interpretation thereof, that he worshipped, and returned into the host of Israel, and said, Arise; for the LORD hath delivered into your hand the host of Midian.
Jdg 7:16 And he divided the three hundred men into three companies, and he put a trumpet in every man's hand, with empty pitchers, and lamps within the pitchers.
Jdg 7:17 And he said unto them, Look on me, and do likewise: and, behold, when I come to the outside of the camp, it shall be that, as I do, so shall ye do.
Jdg 7:18 When I blow with a trumpet, I and all that are with me, then blow ye the trumpets also on every side of all the camp, and say, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon.
Jdg 7:19 So Gideon, and the hundred men that were with him, came unto the outside of the camp in the beginning of the middle watch; and they had but newly set the watch: and they blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers that were in their hands.
Jdg 7:20 And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon.
Jdg 7:21 And they stood every man in his place round about the camp: and all the host ran, and cried, and fled.
Jdg 7:22 And the three hundred blew the trumpets, and the LORD set every man's sword against his fellow, even throughout all the host: and the host fled to Bethshittah in Zererath, and to the border of Abelmeholah, unto Tabbath.
Jdg 7:23 And the men of Israel gathered themselves together out of Naphtali, and out of Asher, and out of all Manasseh, and pursued after the Midianites.
Jdg 7:24 And Gideon sent messengers throughout all mount Ephraim, saying, Come down against the Midianites, and take before them the waters unto Bethbarah and Jordan. Then all the men of Ephraim gathered themselves together, and took the waters unto Bethbarah and Jordan.
Jdg 7:25 And they took two princes of the Midianites, Oreb and Zeeb; and they slew Oreb upon the rock Oreb, and Zeeb they slew at the winepress of Zeeb, and pursued Midian, and brought the heads of Oreb and Zeeb to Gideon on the other side Jordan. Praise The Lamb :: Amen
Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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Re: Rabbi gets surprise help from a dog while demonstrating the shofar
the dog showed up that phoney cult
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What a bad humor you have there! Is that the best you got from the video? Relax!
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lmao...

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LOL!!!!!!!!!! This is funny, thanks OP!!!!!!!!! hf

I can't wait for the day when we hear the real thing!
"From that time Jesus began to preach and say, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17
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... the shofar is not easy to blow!!! ...
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... we have a large one for Sabbath ... small one for the counting to Yom Teruah ...
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... hubby and son both say the large is easier to blow than the small ...
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Re: Rabbi gets surprise help from a dog while demonstrating the shofar
can't tell if that rabbi was blowing the shofar or the dog ..... LOL





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Re: Rabbi gets surprise help from a dog while demonstrating the shofar
Awesome.
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Re: Rabbi gets surprise help from a dog while demonstrating the shofar
the dog showed up that phoney cult
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idf7kitty What's your problem. Did Zio Kitty piss in your cornflakes this morning.

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Re: Rabbi gets surprise help from a dog while demonstrating the shofar
Too funny! The same thing happens around here twice a day when the noon and six o'clock sirens go off. ALL the dogs in town singing at the same time. There's no other sound like it.
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Rabbi gets surprise help from a dog while demonstrating the shofar


September 4, 2009 | 11:19 am


As the Jewish High Holidays approach (Rosh Hashana begins the evening of Sept. 18), here's a short YouTube clip of Rabbi Benny Zippel of Salt Lake City. He's demonstrating the shofar, a ram's horn used during services to sound a call to worship.







All goes well with the demonstration for about 25 seconds. Then the rabbi gets some unexpected accompaniment.


-- David Colker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 699666


That was the worst Shofar blowing I have ever heard. He needs some tips from some Christians I know.
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Hilarious! The dog a few houses away from me likes to howl occasionally, funniest thing ever.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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