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Aliens have better threads. Just ask them about their trillion-number threads.
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ahhh GLP Y2K! rollover... who knows what will happen! It's all going to crash :( Run for your e-lives!

Last Edited by Dr. Quibble on 09/06/2009 08:28 PM
Dr., 1. To alter and make impure, as with the intention to deceive

Quibble, 1. To evade the truth or importance of an issue by raising trivial distinctions and objections.

Dr. Quibble
To alter and make impure the evasion of truth or importance of an issue with the intention to deceptively raise trivial distinctions and objections.

Not everything in this world is serious... some of it is a joke.

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"Narcissist" - I wear it like a medal.
It is infact the sane that are weak with closed minds, only those outside the norm can see the truth.
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Nothing exists beyond the nonexistent eyes.
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Nothing to say good bye to, and no one to say it!
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if you falsely believe that you are not God,
then you live exclusively in the world of effects,
which is precisely the source of every problem on Earth,
this illusion of separation,
but if you know yourself to be God, then you live in the world of causes,
and God expresses only perfection.~friend, Jason D.
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now, that's funny, 4by2.
Nothing exists beyond the nonexistent eyes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nothing to say good bye to, and no one to say it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
if you falsely believe that you are not God,
then you live exclusively in the world of effects,
which is precisely the source of every problem on Earth,
this illusion of separation,
but if you know yourself to be God, then you live in the world of causes,
and God expresses only perfection.~friend, Jason D.
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Rats! Back to being a virgin thread.

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Within the half hour.
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I heard Trin will permanently pin it.


And we -all originals- get free lifetime memberships.

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Last Edited by Soaring Bear on 09/06/2009 08:38 PM
Nothing exists beyond the nonexistent eyes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nothing to say good bye to, and no one to say it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
if you falsely believe that you are not God,
then you live exclusively in the world of effects,
which is precisely the source of every problem on Earth,
this illusion of separation,
but if you know yourself to be God, then you live in the world of causes,
and God expresses only perfection.~friend, Jason D.
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I heard Trin will permanently pin it.


And we -all originals- get free lifetime memberships.

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HaHaHa,

I think not therefore I Isn't.
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Whoop-dee-friggin'-doo
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Congrats!!!!


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glpbeer

it's over. go home.
nothing to see here.
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I'm going to have to do a little superior dance.

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Whoop-dee-friggin'-doo
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great minds think alike!
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it's over. go home.
nothing to see here.
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thats some good brew :)

cheers
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I never knew the light workers were such attention whores.

Matthew 6

1 "Be careful not to do your 'acts of righteousness' before men, to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

2 "So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.

3 But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing,

4 so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
Prayer

5 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.

6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.

8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

9 "This, then, is how you should pray:
" 'Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
10 your kingdom come,
your will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
11 Give us today our daily bread.

12 Forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.

13 And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from the evil one.'

14 For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you.

15 But if you do not forgive men their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.
Fasting

16 "When you fast, do not look somber as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show men they are fasting. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.

17 But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face,

18 so that it will not be obvious to men that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
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lol

Robert 61:

1 God said to abraham 'kill me a son'

2 Abe say, 'God you must be putting me on'

3 God say, 'no'

4 Abe say, 'what'?

5 God say, 'you can do what you want to but...

6 THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME COMING YOU BETTER RUN!

7 Abe say, so where you want this killin done?

8 God said out on highway 61
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it's over. go home.
nothing to see here.
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This beer is too strong.
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Robert 61:

1 God said to abraham 'kill me a son'

2 Abe say, 'God you must be putting me on'

3 God say, 'no'

4 Abe say, 'what'?

5 God say, 'you can do what you want to but...

6 THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME COMING YOU BETTER RUN!

7 Abe say, so where you want this killin done?

8 God said out on highway 61
 Quoting: floydian slip 549045


you been watching way too many movies/
aka johnny cash secrete window
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I never knew the light workers were such attention whores.


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Well, it just goes to show ya.....ya learn something damn near everyday doncha Skippy. That's why you're so brilliant.

Know what else? We're assholes when so called upon. butt

Like yer Jeebus when he got pissed at those dollar dudes.

Thanks for your 2 cents.



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Robert 61:

1 God said to abraham 'kill me a son'

2 Abe say, 'God you must be putting me on'

3 God say, 'no'

4 Abe say, 'what'?

5 God say, 'you can do what you want to but...

6 THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME COMING YOU BETTER RUN!

7 Abe say, so where you want this killin done?

8 God said out on highway 61
 Quoting: floydian slip 549045



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