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Message Subject Why are the Illuminati hell bent on destroying Christianity???
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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It is a well known fact that illuminati have extremely small penises.

Their need to control and rule is a result of compensating for their miniscule genitalia.

They figure that through their actions they are fucking us
all in a very big way.

PROSTITUTE: "Put it in...please...stick it in."

illuminati: "But it is in....minutes ago...balls deep!"

PROSTITUTE: "OH....OK...I give you half off price"
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