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Help Wanted: ANTICHRIST-SUPREME BEING

 
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Help Wanted: ANTICHRIST-SUPREME BEING
Wanted to hire: Antichrist/Supreme-being: for world domination, Armageddon, and various evil hi-jinx.

Requirements: must have certain and unique qualifications, per birth and human linage.

Applicants must be able to tie all major religions, past and present, into one single world system.

Applicants must also be able to combine in perfect harmony all of modern science and mathematics with all religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran.

Applicants must be able to show common link between the ancient legends from all of history; example: be able to link together the hundreds of ancient flood epics into one seamless explanation.

Applicants must also show proof of a unique birth. The applicant’s birth date must be foretold about in the Bible and Koran, and supported by the father of modern science, Sir Isaac Newton.

The applicant’s birth name must also be unique and be able to link both ancient and modern cultures.

Finally, the applicant must be able to show rational PI, thereby be able to measure the area of a circle with absolute precision.
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how much does it pay?

health insurance?

paid vacation days?
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how much does it pay?

health insurance?

paid vacation days?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 765109

It has red hot benifits!
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how much does it pay?

health insurance?

paid vacation days?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 765109


Pay? 666

inSUrance? mandatory

Paid vacation?

after two years or Armageddon, which ever comes first
govliescabal
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OP, very funny in your thinking and I totally relate to your humor. Clever is an understatement for your thought processing in the haha department. Kudos.
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Re: Help Wanted: ANTICHRIST-SUPREME BEING
Wanted to hire: Antichrist/Supreme-being: for world domination, Armageddon, and various evil hi-jinx.

Requirements: must have certain and unique qualifications, per birth and human linage.

Applicants must be able to tie all major religions, past and present, into one single world system.

Applicants must also be able to combine in perfect harmony all of modern science and mathematics with all religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran.

Applicants must be able to show common link between the ancient legends from all of history; example: be able to link together the hundreds of ancient flood epics into one seamless explanation.

Applicants must also show proof of a unique birth. The applicant’s birth date must be foretold about in the Bible and Koran, and supported by the father of modern science, Sir Isaac Newton.

The applicant’s birth name must also be unique and be able to link both ancient and modern cultures.

Finally, the applicant must be able to show rational PI, thereby be able to measure the area of a circle with absolute precision.
 Quoting: Sugarelf


1.birth date 10/31/1985 at 4:36 pm time reduces to 13, come from the lineage Gual which is french aristocracy, however was disowned someway down the line

2. In terms of common link in all legends and religion simple phrase .... Always the Sun!

3. My ascension was fortold in the bible in the book of mark
10:31 accoding to my birthdate

Mar 10:31 But many [that are] first shall be last; and the last first.

4. my first name is Javier which means bright, i currently have the same name as first name as Javier Solona Chief EU president

5. finally pie is rationally made of apple the fruit which i gave to adam and eve and therefore gave knowledge is rational the secret of presision of course is in the apple. this picture explains it

i am a perfect vessel for the antichrist :)

[link to rlv.zcache.com]
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Additional requirements:

Applicant must solve the riddle of the Sphinx: what or where is the hall of records under the right paw or foot of the sphinx.

Applicant must prove their birthright with significant planetary and celestial alignments.
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OP, very funny in your thinking and I totally relate to your humor. Clever is an understatement for your thought processing in the haha department. Kudos.
 Quoting: govliescabal 756609


Thanks
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Additional requirements:

Applicant must solve the riddle of the Sphinx: what or where is the hall of records under the right paw or foot of the sphinx.

Applicant must prove their birthright with significant planetary and celestial alignments.
 Quoting: Sugarelf


The hall of records is contained in the in the numeric geometric shape of 64

thus the hall of records and of many doors in related to

[link to api.ning.com]

which is related to the chessboard 64 squares 32 white 32 black. nature of reality is thus inbetween darkness and light ergoe neXus where X markes the spot and represents the holographic illusion of reality when light strikkes darkness


finally here is my birth chart moon gemmini scorpio sun and aries acendant people see me as a leadr my thoughts are genuis air and my control is the sun the lake is mysterious...

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1.birth date 10/31/1985 at 4:36 pm time reduces to 13,

13 = 1+3 = 4; king are four, KING AREFOUR !! Very Good!!

2. In terms of common link in all legends and religion simple phrase .... Always the Sun!

SUN !! Yes very good !!


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The hall of records is contained in the in the numeric geometric shape of 64

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Ok, now tie together the Hall of Records and the Sun, with one seemless word....
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The hall of records is contained in the in the numeric geometric shape of 64



Ok, now tie together the Hall of Records and the Sun, with one seemless word....
 Quoting: Sugarelf




you got me there not sure exactly how to distill that i could think o f alot of things to fit there...


if one word, then ....Lucifer... stargate or hall of many doors

but that would not capture it alone so i would say in a statement

The pure and perfect knowledge, radiant gnosis that is the doctrine of Lucifer
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which is related to the chessboard 64 squares 32 white 32 black.
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YES !!

Revelations 13:18 says: "Here is wisdom...."

Now every human has four WISDOM teeth for a total of 32 teeth !!

Smile and SAY CHEeSS !!
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which is related to the chessboard 64 squares 32 white 32 black.


YES !!

Revelations 13:18 says: "Here is wisdom...."

Now every human has four WISDOM teeth for a total of 32 teeth !!

Smile and SAY CHEeSS !!
 Quoting: Sugarelf


lol synchronocity works in mysterious ways.
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if one word, then ....Lucifer...
 Quoting: He who walks behind the rows


Close, but not quite it. Very good answer though!!

Lucifer = lucid = lucy = loose = loose-sea-fur = luki-fer = lucky-four !!

lukifer = lucky four = four leaf clover !!
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if one word, then ....Lucifer...


Close, but not quite it. Very good answer though!!

Lucifer = lucid = lucy = loose = loose-sea-fur = luki-fer = lucky-four !!

lukifer = lucky four = four leaf clover !!
 Quoting: Sugarelf



i see so green is the color of the dragon reptile and the color of money, green is the nicest color on the eyes. no wonder there are leprechauns demonic creatures of avarice...
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Additional requirements:

Applicant must solve the riddle of the Sphinx: what or where is the hall of records under the right paw or foot of the sphinx.

 Quoting: Sugarelf

But that isn't the riddle.
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Additional requirements:

Applicant must solve the riddle of the Sphinx: what or where is the hall of records under the right paw or foot of the sphinx.


But that isn't the riddle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 767798



I already answered what it is, but indeed who can know the nature of the flower of life...thats the real riddle

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You are me
Open your mind. Your perception of reality is about to change.
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actually i solved the riddle... of

[link to api.ning.com]

here is the answer, the demonic summoning star gate seal of solomon...of course i know this because i am the one who created that seal many years ago :)

[link to www.mostoriginal.com]
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actually i solved the riddle... of

[link to api.ning.com]

here is the answer, the demonic summoning star gate seal of solomon...of course i know this because i am the one who created that seal many years ago :)

[link to www.mostoriginal.com]
 Quoting: He who walks behind the rows



yes that means im the reincarnation of solomon...although ive lost much of my wisdom over the ages
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yes that means im the reincarnation of solomon...although ive lost much of my wisdom over the ages
 Quoting: He who walks behind the rows


YES !!

SOLOMON !!

Solomon = Sol, Sol is Latin for Sun !!

Solomon = Sun man !!

NOW - what is the Hall of Records underneath the paw or foot of the Sphinx ?? Why, it is a shoe.

shoe = shu, shu = su, example: shugar = sugar

Understand?? Oh yea !! under your stand !! Your shoes!!

shoes = shu = su = sun = sol = sole = soul = solomon
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:You are me:
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only a shoe can de-feet you.
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yes that means im the reincarnation of solomon...although ive lost much of my wisdom over the ages


YES !!

SOLOMON !!

Solomon = Sol, Sol is Latin for Sun !!

Solomon = Sun man !!

NOW - what is the Hall of Records underneath the paw or foot of the Sphinx ?? Why, it is a shoe.

shoe = shu, shu = su, example: shugar = sugar

Understand?? Oh yea !! under your stand !! Your shoes!!

shoes = shu = su = sun = sol = sole = soul = solomon
 Quoting: Sugarelf


shoe as in lucky, horse as in traveler between spirit and physical realm...thus sugar is the devils chemical to kill your dna and make you so hyper you will never achieve a meditative state...hench throwing a shoe in islam is the ultimate insult its a curse from satan but Bush knew so he dodged lulz
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shoe as in lucky, horse as in traveler between spirit and physical realm...thus sugar is the devils chemical to kill your dna and make you so hyper you will never achieve a meditative state...hench throwing a shoe in islam is the ultimate insult its a curse from satan but Bush knew so he dodged lulz
 Quoting: He who walks behind the rows


Japan's main island = Honshu
Japanese religion known as Shugendo

Chinese Noah = Shoo King
Feng Shu


First human domesticated culture was the SUmarians

2nd Egyptian mythological diety = Shu

Sugar is C6 H12 O6, sugar = 6 12 6

Plants make sugar via photosynthesis thanks to the almighty Sun.
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Jesus = Yeshua

anti-christ = anti-yeshua
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...thus sugar is the devils chemical to kill your dna and make you so hyper you will never achieve a meditative state...
 Quoting: He who walks behind the rows


Yes !! All applicants must possess qualifications that are obvious to all when they are fully “awake” and not in any trance like state.
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lol synchronocities are endless everything ryhmes in the scheme of things, but take it from me i already walked the path your on and i fell away from God, it took many years to set what i did wrong right so...I just wanted to show off...long ago i was the best there was in the world your in now but it was a dead end...you can save yourself the trouble and karmic years...turn away from the darkness it leads nowhere.
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thread's amusing.

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19,82

82, HB. Higgs-Boson. God Particle.
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can i fill out and application for my x wife , i know she is qualified....
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lol synchronocities are endless everything ryhmes in the scheme of things, but take it from me i already walked the path your on and i fell away from God, it took many years to set what i did wrong right so...I just wanted to show off...long ago i was the best there was in the world your in now but it was a dead end...you can save yourself the trouble and karmic years...turn away from the darkness it leads nowhere.
 Quoting: He who walks behind the rows


Does this withdraw your application ?