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Lady Lara Croft User ID: 772451 United States 09/16/2009 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are You Talkin' Shit? shit (noun) A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck where there was enough methane concentration, the ship would EXPLODE! (The Crew All Simultaneously Yelling "S-H-I-T!"). To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Shit High In Transit" As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me. Last Edited by Not a Lady Lara Croft on 09/16/2009 07:53 PM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 771820 Canada 09/16/2009 08:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are You Talkin' Shit? Quoting: Lady Lara Croftshit (noun) A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck where there was enough methane concentration, the ship would EXPLODE! (The Crew All Simultaneously Yelling "S-H-I-T!"). To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Shit High In Transit" As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me. That should say Ship High In Transit |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 529045 Canada 09/16/2009 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are You Talkin' Shit? Quoting: Lady Lara Croftshit (noun) A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck where there was enough methane concentration, the ship would EXPLODE! (The Crew All Simultaneously Yelling "S-H-I-T!"). To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Shit High In Transit" As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me. Wait, so let me get this straight. You're saying that they used the word "shit" as part of an acronym label to identify shit? That's some fucked up shit. Seriously, shit on me. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 399379 United States 09/17/2009 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To the female devil bitching one! There are leopards out there. I cannot go to the privy. I will be eaten or possibly scammed by the 418ers. Therefoore i must be making laboba in the pot. Get some soap instead of buying so much whiskey. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70403918 United States 09/25/2015 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to blogs.app.com] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 772698 A Nigerian housewife has filed for divorce after her husband would not stop defecating in the family’s cooking pots. Oluwakemi Ogundele told the Igando Customary Court in Lagos earlier this month that her husband, Oluwafemi, was a violent drunkard and often beat her, Online Nigeria reports. Worse, Ogundele said, whenever her 37-year-old husband got drunk, he would defecate in their cooking pots and on their plates. Ogundele asked the court to dissolve the marriage because Oluwafemi no longer provided for her or her children, and that she does not love him. Her husband denied the charges but agreed that there was no love between them. It was unclear how long the couple had been married. The court adjourned the matter until later this month and warned the couple to maintain peace. A case of stinky wedding bowels. |
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