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Woman seeks divorce after husband defecates in cooking pots - "Wedding Bowels" ROFL

 
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A Nigerian housewife has filed for divorce after her husband would not stop defecating in the family’s cooking pots.

Oluwakemi Ogundele told the Igando Customary Court in Lagos earlier this month that her husband, Oluwafemi, was a violent drunkard and often beat her, Online Nigeria reports. Worse, Ogundele said, whenever her 37-year-old husband got drunk, he would defecate in their cooking pots and on their plates.

Ogundele asked the court to dissolve the marriage because Oluwafemi no longer provided for her or her children, and that she does not love him.

Her husband denied the charges but agreed that there was no love between them. It was unclear how long the couple had been married.

The court adjourned the matter until later this month and warned the couple to maintain peace.

A case of stinky wedding bowels.
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09/16/2009 07:18 PM
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That was a shitty relationship anyhow.
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09/16/2009 07:19 PM
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That was a shitty relationship anyhow.
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09/16/2009 07:23 PM
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Re: Woman seeks divorce after husband defecates in cooking pots - "Wedding Bowels" ROFL
Maybe her coocking tasted like SHIT..and he was just trying to make a POINT!!
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09/16/2009 07:25 PM
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as a culinary expert
think he might have been-dropping a hint
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09/16/2009 07:26 PM
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Maybe he was just adding a magical ingredient.
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as a culinary expert
think he might have been-dropping a hint
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 772766

Yeah but he got shit canned.
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09/16/2009 07:30 PM
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Maybe he was just adding a magical ingredient.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 772760

He misunderstood...

"If you cant take a shit, get out of the kitchen."

Well, he can dish it out but she cant take it...
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09/16/2009 07:48 PM
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Are You Talkin' Shit?

shit (noun)
A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck.

The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck where there was enough methane concentration, the ship would EXPLODE! (The Crew All Simultaneously Yelling "S-H-I-T!").

To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Shit High In Transit"

As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me.

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I knew a guy that got into his ex GF's apartment, took a dump in her crock pot and left it to cook on low.....
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09/16/2009 08:03 PM
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I knew a guy that got into his ex GF's apartment, took a dump in her crock pot and left it to cook on low.....
 Quoting: dookie stain 627137


gasp

Oh, that's just cold. Well, no....I guess it wasn't. "hot lunch, anyone?"

chuckle
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09/16/2009 08:05 PM
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Boy, let me tell ya. Reading about such sad, disturbing stories from around the world really poops me out. I guess it's just easy come, easy go #2.
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Boy, let me tell ya. Reading about such sad, disturbing stories from around the world really poops me out. I guess it's just easy come, easy go #2.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 529045


5a
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09/16/2009 08:08 PM
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Are You Talkin' Shit?

shit (noun)
A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck.

The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck where there was enough methane concentration, the ship would EXPLODE! (The Crew All Simultaneously Yelling "S-H-I-T!").

To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Shit High In Transit"

As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me.
 Quoting: Lady Lara Croft


That should say Ship High In Transit
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 Quoting: Lady Lara Croft

ANUS! rofl
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09/16/2009 08:20 PM
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Are You Talkin' Shit?

shit (noun)
A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck.

The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck where there was enough methane concentration, the ship would EXPLODE! (The Crew All Simultaneously Yelling "S-H-I-T!").

To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Shit High In Transit"

As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me.
 Quoting: Lady Lara Croft


Wait, so let me get this straight. You're saying that they used the word "shit" as part of an acronym label to identify shit? That's some fucked up shit. Seriously, shit on me.
Lady Lara Croft

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Seriously, shit on me.
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a 10 spot says this guy gets diplomatic immunity to come to the US and gets a job at Domino's Pizza.
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a 10 spot says this guy gets diplomatic immunity to come to the US and gets a job at Domino's Pizza.
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To the female devil bitching one! There are leopards out there. I cannot go to the privy. I will be eaten or possibly scammed by the 418ers. Therefoore i must be making laboba in the pot. Get some soap instead of buying so much whiskey.
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09/17/2009 02:31 PM
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maybe he wanted her to cook and eat it?
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09/17/2009 02:58 PM
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Make that 419ers. To be thanking you very much. Joseph Magaboola Neggiria
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that's one way to make a steaming pot of goodness.
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HOLY SHIT!
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A Nigerian housewife has filed for divorce after her husband would not stop defecating in the family’s cooking pots.

Oluwakemi Ogundele told the Igando Customary Court in Lagos earlier this month that her husband, Oluwafemi, was a violent drunkard and often beat her, Online Nigeria reports. Worse, Ogundele said, whenever her 37-year-old husband got drunk, he would defecate in their cooking pots and on their plates.

Ogundele asked the court to dissolve the marriage because Oluwafemi no longer provided for her or her children, and that she does not love him.

Her husband denied the charges but agreed that there was no love between them. It was unclear how long the couple had been married.

The court adjourned the matter until later this month and warned the couple to maintain peace.

A case of stinky wedding bowels.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 772698


bump
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:african: gonna :african:
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See, Africans don't have it so bad. At least they have a pot to piss in.





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