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French fry used as weapon in Maine assault

 
Dread Pirate Roberts
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French fry used as weapon in Gray assault
GRAY MAINE
9/18/2009

A fry cook at Cole Farms Restaurant was charged with assault last week after burning a fellow employee with a scalding hot French fry. The two kitchen workers - both juveniles - got into an altercation that resulted in one boy taking a French fry out of the boiling oil it was being cooked in and throwing it at the neck of the other boy, resulting in a second degree burn. Following a complaint by the burn victim's mother and a subsequent investigation, charges were filed. According to Lt. Walter F. Grzyb of the Maine State Police, the case will be turned over to a juvenile officer for review.

''I have never seen an assault where the weapon in question was a French fry,'' said Grzyb.

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tempers these days running hot, eh?
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Re: French fry used as weapon in Maine assault
Weird.
hiding
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Re: French fry used as weapon in Maine assault
He should be beat with a wet noodle
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Re: French fry used as weapon in Maine assault
He should be beat with a wet noodle
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LOL! good one
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That's retards for ya in Maine. LMAO!
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French fry used as weapon in Gray assault
GRAY MAINE
9/18/2009

A fry cook at Cole Farms Restaurant was charged with assault last week after burning a fellow employee with a scalding hot French fry. The two kitchen workers - both juveniles - got into an altercation that resulted in one boy taking a French fry out of the boiling oil it was being cooked in and throwing it at the neck of the other boy, resulting in a second degree burn. Following a complaint by the burn victim's mother and a subsequent investigation, charges were filed. According to Lt. Walter F. Grzyb of the Maine State Police, the case will be turned over to a juvenile officer for review.

''I have never seen an assault where the weapon in question was a French fry,'' said Grzyb.

-- Staff Reports
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tempers these days running hot, eh?
 Quoting: Dread Pirate Roberts


Wow - why didn't we French have this during WW2!!! :(

Last Edited by JADR on 10/11/2009 09:24 AM
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Freedom fries
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When french fires are outlawed, only the hungry will have fries...
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He should be beat with a wet noodle
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like your tranny whip your brute has?
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When french fires are outlawed, only the hungry will have fries...
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rofl
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''I have never seen an assault where the weapon in question was a French fry,'' said Grzyb.

crazy...lol

hf
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He's lucky it was only a french fry. It could've been a big old hot breast.(chicken)
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When french fires are outlawed, only the hungry will have fries...



rofl
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french fries don't kill people, people kill people. Or is it REALLY...the katsup???
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Mom always said those things would kill me.
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so wait, dude grabbed it out of the fryer? NO! it had to just be a fresh fry. a little exaggeration on someone's part.
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What the hell kind of a name is Grzyb?
is that a real name?
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Looks Polish.
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He should be beat with a wet noodle
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Re: French fry used as weapon in Maine assault
this kind of shit is whats wrong with our society.

Not that a 16 year old burned his buddy with a french fry and gave him a blister.
No, not that, because that kind of shit happens all the time, and is quickly forgotten about, and laughed about by the same two kids a few months later.

what is fucked up is this pansy ass mother getting the fucking law involved in order to totally fuck this kid over.

people like this woman are what the fuck is wrong with this country.
People like the cops that actually acted on it.
People like the DA that actually want to move forward.

those people are what is destroying this country, not 2 kids having an argument and doing what the fuck kids do.
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FOOD FIGHT
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Oh what the hell, declare a war on everything, nothing is safe anymore.
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Re: French fry used as weapon in Maine assault
this kind of shit is whats wrong with our society.

Not that a 16 year old burned his buddy with a french fry and gave him a blister.
No, not that, because that kind of shit happens all the time, and is quickly forgotten about, and laughed about by the same two kids a few months later.

what is fucked up is this pansy ass mother getting the fucking law involved in order to totally fuck this kid over.

people like this woman are what the fuck is wrong with this country.
People like the cops that actually acted on it.
People like the DA that actually want to move forward.

those people are what is destroying this country, not 2 kids having an argument and doing what the fuck kids do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 415939



It's my guess she will also file a lawsuit against the restaurant asking $$$ because of their lack of supervision around dangerous kitchen appliances. Then, next thing you know, it will be illegal to have kids working at fast food joints.
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Re: French fry used as weapon in Maine assault
was it a shoestring, curly or waffle fry?
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When french fires are outlawed, only the hungry will have fries...
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Hahahahahah rofl
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I was wondering how long before this shit got here


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was it a shoestring, curly or waffle fry?
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Waffle fry--LOL! At least he doesn't have to get a tatoo!
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Re: French fry used as weapon in Maine assault
and precisely HOW did he take such a "weapon" out of the burning hot cooking fat?

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Last Edited by jenzie on 02/22/2010 07:40 PM
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I'll see your fry and raise you tooooooo.......

fucking funny it is...


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Ban french fries!!!


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hi there! I am new to the board and just wanted to introduce myself :)
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hi there! I am new to the board and just wanted to introduce myself :)
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