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Santa Claus = Satan Lucas(shorted of Lucifer.) He will come at Christmas(in the shortest and coolest day of a year,when he is born)2012,so 2013 and fu

 
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Santa Claus = Satan Lucas(shorted of Lucifer.) He will come at Christmas(in the shortest and coolest day of a year,when he is born)2012,so 2013 and fu
Santa Claus = Satan Lucas(shorted of Lucifer.)
He will come at Christmas(in the shortest and coolest day of a year,when he is born)2012,so 2013 and further he will rule this planet openly.
Christmas tree is a luciferian symbol meaning falos,same like obelisks.
Red and white closes on it are Illuminati stuff.
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Re: Santa Claus = Satan Lucas(shorted of Lucifer.) He will come at Christmas(in the shortest and coolest day of a year,when he is born)2012,so 2013 and fu
Jesus = Santa

Christians = Good little boys and girls
Sin = naughtiness
Prayers = Xmas wish list
Kneeling = sitting on Santa's lap
Angels = Elves
Presents = Miracles
Heaven = North Pole
Judgment Day = Xmas Day
Tithe = Milk and cookies
Book of Life = Santa's Naughty & Nice List
Tree of Knowledge = Xmas tree
THE apple = Xmas bulbs
Snake = the garland around the tree
Followers = children
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Re: Santa Claus = Satan Lucas(shorted of Lucifer.) He will come at Christmas(in the shortest and coolest day of a year,when he is born)2012,so 2013 and fu
Jesus was born in a darkest and coolest day of a year.
Same night Santa Claus comes to our kids in red&white closes??
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Re: Santa Claus = Satan Lucas(shorted of Lucifer.) He will come at Christmas(in the shortest and coolest day of a year,when he is born)2012,so 2013 and fu
Jesus = Santa

Christians = Good little boys and girls
Sin = naughtiness
Prayers = Xmas wish list
Kneeling = sitting on Santa's lap
Angels = Elves
Presents = Miracles
Heaven = North Pole
Judgment Day = Xmas Day
Tithe = Milk and cookies
Book of Life = Santa's Naughty & Nice List
Tree of Knowledge = Xmas tree
THE apple = Xmas bulbs
Snake = the garland around the tree
Followers = children
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 744635


Nice

The tree is also a pyramid shape with a star as the capstone

Christmas lights = Satan as the angel of light deceiving mankind.
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And the charriot with the reindeers is his spaceship!

By the way OP you´r being paranoid according to Lucifer.
Just don´t overdo and then he is just fine.
Get a life irl so you can develop some commmon sense.
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Hey OP!!! Are you saying Santa is REAL???
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Santa Claus = Satan Lucas(shorted of Lucifer.)
He will come at Christmas(in the shortest and coolest day of a year,when he is born)2012,so 2013 and further he will rule this planet openly.
Christmas tree is a luciferian symbol meaning falos,same like obelisks.
Red and white closes on it are Illuminati stuff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 595530





Santa Claus = Saint Nicholas

Claus is short for Nicholas. In Germany and the Netherlands instead of Nick they use Claus.
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The name "Santa Claus" is a corruption of the name "St. Nicholas," a Roman Catholic bishop who lived in the 5th century. Look in the Encyclopaedia Britannica, Vol. 19, pages 648-9, 11th edition, where you'll read: "St. Nicholas, bishop of Myra, . . . a saint honored by the Greeks and Latins on the sixth of December . . . . A legend of his surreptitious bestowal of dowries on the three daughters of an impoverished citizen . . . is said to have originated the old custom of giving presents in secret on the eve of St. Nicholas [Dec. 6], SUBSEQUENTLY TRANSFERRED TO CHRISTMAS DAY. Hence the association of Christmas with Santa Claus . . . ."

Thru the year, parents punish their children for telling falsehoods. Then, at Christmas time, they themselves tell their little children this "Santa Claus" lie! Is it any wonder many of them, when they grow up and learn the truth, begin to believe God is a myth, too?

One little fellow, sadly disillusioned about "Santa Claus," said to a playmate, "Yes, and I'm going to look into this 'Jesus Christ business,' too!" Is it CHRISTIAN to teach children myths and falsehoods? God says, "Thou shalt not bear FALSE WITNESS!" It may seem right, and be justified by human reason, but God says, "There is a way that seemeth RIGHT to a man, but the end thereof are the ways of DEATH!" "Old Nick" also is a term for the devil! Is there a connection? Satan appears as an "angel of LIGHT," to deceive! II Cor. 11:4 and Rev. 12.9.
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There is no mistaking Santa as a demonic imitation of Jesus Christ. Santa is all knowing (omniscient), all powerful (omnipotent) and can go everywhere in one night (omnipresent). I'd say that makes Santa a god. Santa knows if you've been bad or good, and he monitors your every move. This is what children are taught. And worse, children are taught that all good things, including hope and a happy home, come from Santa Claus. These are qualities that only God can give... "Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning" (James 1:17). Satan is a beautiful liar.
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This Rumor = Bullcrap. Santa Claus is not Satan Lucas. Santa Claus is Saint Nicholas. Santa represents "Saint", and "Claus" is short for Nicholas. Do some research before you actually say things.

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Do not be so quick in condeming this tread, look at it for what it is. There is truth there. Christmas was a celebration of the birth of Christ, now it has become a curse to all parents, to lavish gifts on thier children, and relatives at great cost, and seems to start just after the end of christmas, so people can get everything before the next christmas arrives, to spread the expense over the year. who actually gains from this not your everyday folks.

So it has been hijacked from a religious festival, and has been turned into a materialistic one for the profit of others, taking it from christ, and making it into a money spinning operation.

Not only that but at that time of year more than any other time, there is more domestic violence, drunkeness, fights, and crimes committed, by those supposedly having a goodtime.

The season of goodwill has become the season of illwill, so there is more to this than you think. Love Selly
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SATAN LUCAS is only an ANAGRAM for the English Translation that did not appear until around 1823 in the US when a newspaper MISPRINTED St. Claus..... Ignorance is bliss until you start spreading lies, the idea lies behind giving to others without expecting anything in return.Jesus died for our sins, not expecting anything in return, doesnt it sound a little like St. Claus giving "children" presents. And the kids that recieve the "gifts" are good kids, the "naughty" kids do not recieve gifts... sounds like what happens if you sin in life? doesnt it? Stop taking things too literally.
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Now to begin with he was not called santa claus he wa called Saint Nicholas it was changed to Santa Claus for a shortin it. But the whole santa claus crap became something to add paganism. He gives things that i materel, gives a reason to lie and a reason to bring a ree into the house. He is reperesented as the holly king of the celtic nations. His charot takes after odin. He gets peopleto do the things of Babaloyn and greece. this is the work of Lucifer and Rome. Chrst was born around a census they take place around the 4 new years and since the shepherds were out itwas rosh hashana time th new year for cattle. Not the winter time in the west around fall. Th 25th was picked by the cathlioc curch to replace the pagan sun festival.
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JESUS WAS BORN IS SEPTEMBER ANYONE THAT HAS ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE KNOWS THAT.
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JESUS WAS BORN IS SEPTEMBER ANYONE THAT HAS ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE KNOWS THAT.
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If you follow the birth of John the Baptist through Mary's Cousin Elizabeth you know when Jesus was born and it wasnt in December. Follow the Feasts and Luke goes into detail when Jesus was born...MY GOD STOP ALL THIS NONSENSE ABOUT JESUS BEING BORN ON DECEMBER 25th....Satan calls himself Christ and gave himself a birthday party on December 25th...It has NOTHING to do with the real birth of Christ
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Hey...bumpReally only rich people's kids BELIEVE in Santa Claus because they make a list and get every thing on the list for Christmas.

Poor people's kids DO NOT believe in Santa Claus because they dont get everything on their list....
....That guy is somewhat true Santa is more or less like Satan in today's age because all kid's think about at christmas is geting gifts like video games ect & that's all it's about and stores making money. Even though Santa might have been a real man that lived called saint nick he probly is turning over in his grave knowing that most of it is all about making money this day & age.... and also Jesus was really not born on dec 25 no one actally knows what daY everyone knows is probly was not that day....
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According to Wikipedia, the newspaper Rivington’s Gazette, on December 23, 1773, made reference to "St. Nicholas, otherwise called Santa Claus."

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Re: Santa Claus = Satan Lucas(shorted of Lucifer.) He will come at Christmas(in the shortest and coolest day of a year,when he is born)2012,so 2013 and fu
Jesus was born in a darkest and coolest day of a year.
Same night Santa Claus comes to our kids in red&white closes??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 595530


Jesus was born in a darkest and coolest day of a year.
Same night Santa Claus comes to our kids in red&white closes??
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Lucky santa doesn't exist then hey?
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Re: Santa Claus = Satan Lucas(shorted of Lucifer.) He will come at Christmas(in the shortest and coolest day of a year,when he is born)2012,so 2013 and fu
S/he is already here, and it ain't a baby, it's the vessel it is born in that came to live in December 2011 and bloomed in May 2012, just my input.

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