Yeah you silly silly gay people...what were you thinking?
You're missing out on boobs.
Everyone knows boobs are fun.
When ya die and go to hell for a sexual orientation you had no choice over you'll be damned to have boobs bouncing off yer head and an eternity of lap dances.
Jeez OP...I don't know what kind of gay men you know but the ones I know and socialize with leave me alone cuz I'm not gay.
You must be tripping off their GayDar.