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Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?

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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
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9/24/2009 9:36 AM

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Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?
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Sorry, I know it's a dumb thread but he saved up and paid like a hundred bucks for these cleats. His Mom's nasty fuck'n cats pissed in and on them and they smell horrible. I told him when they dry we can try baking soda but I'm not sure that will do much.

Any suggestions?
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
Idiots Abound
User ID: 776297
9/24/2009 9:38 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Baking soda for the cleats and a shotgun to/for the cat.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 778500
9/24/2009 9:38 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Urine Gone is good.
Seriously, it does work for cat urine.
impetigo
User ID: 519854
9/24/2009 9:39 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

I've always heard that
listerine mouthwash
will kill the smell.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
9/24/2009 9:40 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Baking soda for the cleats and a shotgun to/for the cat.
 Quoting: Idiots Abound


Yeah, it's my ex-wife and they have already cost me thousands of dollars ruining carpeting and...shit don't get me started.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
BadMoonRising
User ID: 727864
9/24/2009 9:40 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Go to the pet shop and ask for 'Nature's Miracle'

That should do it.

Then kill the cat.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
9/24/2009 9:41 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

I've always heard that
listerine mouthwash
will kill the smell.
 Quoting: impetigo 519854


Hmmm, I have that. So, soak a rag with it and wipe them down I guess?
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
9/24/2009 9:44 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Go to the pet shop and ask for 'Nature's Miracle'

That should do it.

Then kill the cat.
 Quoting: BadMoonRising


Ok, will stop at the pet shop then. Thanks.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 676821
9/24/2009 9:45 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

White vinegar -
Just douse the hell out of them with it straight and then let them dry -

(it should prevent the cat from going there twice, but put them away where the cat can't get to them to be sure...)

If you don't have vinegar, ammonia (straight) but you'll gag -

Vinegar would be the best - when they're dry, spray them down with some air freshner to alleviate the vinegar smell -

I HATE CATS~!!!
My daughter has one that does this kind of thing spiradically and I'd like to ring its neck -
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 774297
9/24/2009 9:46 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Can we get Lorena Bobbitt in here to do some work ON YOU.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
9/24/2009 9:46 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Then kill the cat.
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


If I had my way I'd pet it with a hammer.

For our 9 year anniversary I bought her a show quality Persian long hair cat. What the fuck was I thinking?
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 743109
9/24/2009 9:48 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Get a litter box and keep it clean. People blaming the cat for taking a piss..., you dumbshits don't deserve animals.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
9/24/2009 9:48 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Can we get Lorena Bobbitt in here to do some work ON YOU.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774297


She'd be saw'n for a while but thanks for the offer. Ass.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
BadMoonRising
User ID: 727864
9/24/2009 9:50 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Get a litter box and keep it clean. People blaming the cat for taking a piss..., you dumbshits don't deserve animals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 743109


This is not a kitten you cretin!
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
9/24/2009 9:50 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Get a litter box and keep it clean. People blaming the cat for taking a piss..., you dumbshits don't deserve animals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 743109


Yeah, you missed the part where I explain it's my ex-wife's cats. That's ok you can't help it.

We have a frog and a turtle and I keep their cages very clean.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
9/24/2009 9:53 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

White vinegar -
Just douse the hell out of them with it straight and then let them dry -

(it should prevent the cat from going there twice, but put them away where the cat can't get to them to be sure...)

If you don't have vinegar, ammonia (straight) but you'll gag -

Vinegar would be the best - when they're dry, spray them down with some air freshner to alleviate the vinegar smell -

I HATE CATS~!!!
My daughter has one that does this kind of thing spiradically and I'd like to ring its neck -
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 676821

I have Apple Cider Vinegar????
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 774297
9/24/2009 9:54 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Can we get Lorena Bobbitt in here to do some work ON YOU.


She'd be saw'n for a while but thanks for the offer. Ass.
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT



Just a sweet piece of mental imagery for you. You know you deserve it.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 647690
9/24/2009 9:55 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Get a litter box and keep it clean. People blaming the cat for taking a piss..., you dumbshits don't deserve animals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 743109


yea right you're a dumbfuck... I had a cat that did that.. I even went to the extent of cleaning the litter box after each use then changing the litter daily.. stupid freaking cat just out of the blue one day decided it would not use the litter box any more cost me thousands in new carpeting and floor work..
yea took it to my vet and asked for a mercy killing... they did it free.
vet ikke Subscriber
User ID: 769292
9/24/2009 9:55 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Ok, you must boil some water and ad salt.. boil for a few minutes.. 1 liter water and dunno 2-3 table spoons salt.. then you take regular water (you know norm temp), Ad the salt water and let the clothes soak for 1 hr or so..
then wash as usuall hf
Blehdaladadaladaladalaladerdederdeder
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 770842
9/24/2009 9:56 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Do not wash out. the Cat piss will soak into your son's feet giving him cat like agility. He will be awesome in the game this week.
anonymous
User ID: 778407
9/24/2009 10:02 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

comet or ajaxceanser cleans up all urine smells best of all, make med thick paste to scrub it down with . use a toe nail brush or stury thin brush to scrub it with .then rinse well in bathroom sink ..same for overflowed toilet floors .sprinkle plenty comet or ajax cleansers on floor and add water then use a broom to scrub the floor and base boards with. may need to remov e base bords and pour agax there and scrub and then soak up residue with paper towels ..
Anonymous
User ID: 750018
9/24/2009 10:03 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Urinary infections are common in cats and cause them to pee places other than their litter box. Some pills from the vet will fix them right up. Even if you don't really like cats, don't beat up on them over this. Please keep in mind that if they have bladder infections then they can't help going wherever they are when the urge hits them. And if just one of them has an infection, the other one might be copying its behavior in indiscriminate pissing.

Vinegar and/or ammonia will usually take the odor out of carpeting altho if it gets repeatedly soaked it might be hopeless. Good luck.
ANNONYMOUS
User ID: 661006
9/24/2009 10:07 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

5a

The best commercial product is NATURES MIRACLE it's available at any of the big pet stores. I have had cats for 20 years now and it is the only product that does the job.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 778564
9/24/2009 10:07 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Sorry, I know it's a dumb thread but he saved up and paid like a hundred bucks for these cleats. His Mom's nasty fuck'n cats pissed in and on them and they smell horrible. I told him when they dry we can try baking soda but I'm not sure that will do much.

Any suggestions?
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

Yes, it is a dumb thread. Sort it out yourself and don't annoy us with your irrelevant crap.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 743109
9/24/2009 10:07 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

yea right you're a dumbfuck... I had a cat that did that.. I even went to the extent of cleaning the litter box after each use then changing the litter daily.. stupid freaking cat just out of the blue one day decided it would not use the litter box any more cost me thousands in new carpeting and floor work..
yea took it to my vet and asked for a mercy killing... they did it free.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 647690


I'd piss on your carpet too. ahole
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9/24/2009 10:08 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Do not wash out. the Cat piss will soak into your son's feet giving him cat like agility. He will be awesome in the game this week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 770842


lol

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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
9/24/2009 10:12 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Get a litter box and keep it clean. People blaming the cat for taking a piss..., you dumbshits don't deserve animals.


yea right you're a dumbfuck... I had a cat that did that.. I even went to the extent of cleaning the litter box after each use then changing the litter daily.. stupid freaking cat just out of the blue one day decided it would not use the litter box any more cost me thousands in new carpeting and floor work..
yea took it to my vet and asked for a mercy killing... they did it free.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 647690


LOL must have been a bitch cat.

Only a bitch would do that. I've also spent thousands on carpeting and hard wood floors because of those damned creatures. I think they were jealous of me.

Killed it for free!! lolsign lolsign
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 759147
9/24/2009 10:13 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Anti Icky Poo , seriously. It will get any biological smell out. My ex once left a dead dog in the trunk of my car for a week in July (I kept thinking the smell was probably one of his lunch bags stuffed under a seat, but couldn't find it anywhere) When I got to the trunk...well lets just say it is one of many like reasons that he is an ex.
[link to www.antiickypoo.com]
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
9/24/2009 10:16 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Do not wash out. the Cat piss will soak into your son's feet giving him cat like agility. He will be awesome in the game this week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 770842


LOL. He doesn't need it though. They announce him on the PA as "Alex the Beast." He's lean and fast. When they snap the ball he targets the victim and gets the job done. It's fun to watch!!
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
9/24/2009 10:37 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Anti Icky Poo , seriously. It will get any biological smell out. My ex once left a dead dog in the trunk of my car for a week in July (I kept thinking the smell was probably one of his lunch bags stuffed under a seat, but couldn't find it anywhere) When I got to the trunk...well lets just say it is one of many like reasons that he is an ex.
[link to www.antiickypoo.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 759147


I can see why he's you ex. Do you often find dead animals in or around the car or home? Wow.

I did write anti icky poo on my list though. Thanks.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 777897
9/24/2009 10:40 AM
Re: Cats pissed in my son's Football cleats. How do I get out the smell?Quote

Then kill the cat.






If I had my way I'd pet it with a hammer.

For our 9 year anniversary I bought her a show quality Persian long hair cat. What the fuck was I thinking?
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

lmao
pet it with a hammer.....
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