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How to tell if you´re an alien abductee.

 
JoeBlow259
03/15/2005 04:43 PM
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How to tell if you´re an alien abductee.
If you´re not sure, take the test now:

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Knostic
12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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Re: How to tell if you´re an alien abductee.
Well if your a man and you can answer affirmative to that question, then fuck yeah..your definately an abductee.

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acidhead
12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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Re: How to tell if you´re an alien abductee.
the thing could be shorter - here is my version :-

Q1) have you ever been taken by a ufo , met some aliens and they stuck things in you , fiddled with you a bit and then tossed you out on a field or roadside ?

if you answered "yes" to the above question then you are either an abductee or doolally

if you answered "no" then you havent been adbducted but you may still be doolally
leia too
12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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Re: How to tell if you´re an alien abductee.
<<15. For women only: Have had false pregnancy or missing fetus. (pregnant, and then not) did we really need to be told that was for women only...??™>>

i thought someone posted some bullshit thread the other day about bono being pregnant?

oh dear.

maybe i dreamt that.

he was on "the today show" this morning and it didn´t look like he was showing . . .
shakerstu
12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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Re: How to tell if you´re an alien abductee.
Q53...are you American?hayseed
paranoid eyes
12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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alien abduction is a highly dubious excuse for highly dubious people. i´m not saying they lie, just that they have had an experience they don´t understand.
AA
12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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So explain it Paranoid Eyes....
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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Re: How to tell if you´re an alien abductee.
if you think that you haven´t been to the toilet in a week. that´s a sure sign that you´ve been abducted, time warp and brainwashing

plus the hypnotic drugs they give you make you constipated.

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stgeorge
12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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Re: How to tell if you´re an alien abductee.
Already told you. The bumps or nodules at the base of the head. Scar tissue,but very small.

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