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6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.

 
last enochians
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6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
WOW!!! I am still amazed at this incredible event that will take place so very soon, and right on time while a perfect financial storm is brewing those who choose to be chosen will escape into the PARADISE of EDEN.


See the angel in the clouds left of the dock?
[link to lh5.ggpht.com]

Just like the angel on the forum link.
[link to eden.7forum.net]


Hope to see GLP there.

Scroll link.
[link to bookofenoch.hopto.org]

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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
You might want to add about another 8 years to that.
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
hey, we're not supposed to know!
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
I can't stand it when someone says that the rapture will occur on or by this date!!! Has this ever worked out in the past? No
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
bsflag let me be the first!
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
WOW!!! I am still amazed at this incredible event that will take place so very soon, and right on time while a perfect financial storm is brewing those who choose to be chosen will escape into the PARADISE of EDEN.


See the angel in the clouds left of the dock?
[link to lh5.ggpht.com]

Just like the angel on the forum link.
[link to eden.7forum.net]


Hope to see GLP there.

Scroll link.
[link to bookofenoch.hopto.org]

bump
 Quoting: last enochians 781275

wow your amazed?
what crap!!!!
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
fuck,the rapture is such horseshit
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
could you imagine if jesus was sitting around waiting for a 'rapture' instead of being about his fathers' business?
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
hey, we're not supposed to know!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 733802

Read the forum scroll, you are supposed to know, just like Noah and his lot knew, just like Moses and his chosen knew, so do you and I now know, what you choose to do with this knowledge is your business.

peace
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I can't stand it when someone says that the rapture will occur on or by this date!!! Has this ever worked out in the past? No
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 771897

That wasn't me, I am the one to make this announcement.

rose
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
could you imagine if jesus was sitting around waiting for a 'rapture' instead of being about his fathers' business?
 Quoting: rosyshadow 771738

This is the Father's business! Stop sitting around waiting for something to happen and get yourself moving and ready for the date of the Rapture.

rose
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
so will ou be here on March 29th to explain why the rapture never happened? Here, let me help you out with a few explanations:

1. God changed his mind

2. I figured the date out wrong

3. I'm just another self-hating bible thumper trying to give everyone a doom hard on.

4. We were miraculously saved at the zero hour by some kind of mutant koala-fish-bird.

5. I'm totally full of shit.

Of course, you still have 6 months or so to come up with a good excuse for when the rapture doesn;t take place, this list was just off the top of my head. But hey, if you're creative enough to post a bullshit "rapture" date, I'm sure you'll come up with something, champ.
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so will ou be here on March 29th to explain why the rapture never happened? Here, let me help you out with a few explanations:

Of course, you still have 6 months or so to come up with a good excuse for when the rapture doesn;t take place, this list was just off the top of my head. But hey, if you're creative enough to post a bullshit "rapture" date, I'm sure you'll come up with something, champ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 568994

I don't make excuses, BE THERE!

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Chorus:
So they say that you can't make it
So they say, so they say
But I say that they mistake it
But I say, but I say

And the whole world seems to be leaning on you
And you tell me you don't know what to do
They don't know what I know, they don't know what I know

Wanting to come out is the world you hold inside
Afraid they are for the world outside you will divide
For they don't know what I know, they don't know what I know

So I pray that you can make it
So I pray, so I pray
And your mind they'll try to break it
No later than today

You let them and soon you will be on trial
Give them and inch, yes they'll steal the mile
For they haven't flown where we've flown, no they haven't flown where we've flown

You know the road I speak of and the road that lies ahead
Don't give up, don't give up they all must be misled

For they haven't flown where we've flown, no they haven't flown where we've flown

Chorus:
So they say that you can't make it
So they say, so they say
But I say that they mistake it
But I say, but I say

And the game they'll think you've played it
Their foolish way, their foolish way
But I'm tellin' you soon they'll see you've made it
And your game is what they'll play

yessir
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.


2:22 -->> "Hey, we're coming back 2 you Billy!"
[link to eden.7forum.net]


know you'd rather see me die than to see me fly
I call all the shots
Rip all the spots, rock all the rocks
Cop all the drops, I know you thinkin now's
when all the ballin stops, nigga never
home gotta call me on the yacht
Ten years from now we'll still be on top

Yo, I thought I told you that we won't stop

Now whatcha gonna do when it's cool
bag a money much longer than yours
and a team much stronger than yours, violate me
this'll be your day, we don't play
Mess around be D.O.A., be on your way
Cause it ain't enough time here, ain't enough lime here
for you to shine here, deal with many women
but treat dimes fair,
and I'm bigger than the city lights down in Times Square
Thread: I AM THE ANGEL OF REVELATION 18

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bump peace
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
The Rapture is actually happening on Dec. 25th, 2009. I found 2 Revelations where it explained in detail Revelations and some more. How I got this incredible manuscript is too long of a story to go into here but rest assured that it's going to be a hell of a trip. All I can say is that 2 Revelations changes EVERYTHING from Heaven, to God, to Jesus. Heaven is much closer than you think. God is not who you think but was he ever what we thought he was?, Jesus is much more than many could imagine. Trust me OP, I am definitely much more amazed than you are.
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
I can't stand it when someone says that the rapture will occur on or by this date!!! Has this ever worked out in the past? No

That wasn't me, I am the one to make this announcement.

rose
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Rapture is about individual awakening to the Christ,or opening your own spiritual eye;we should love people not for a promised heaven-rewards,but of own free will.
R.Steiner.
hf
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
Night in which time zone?
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
what happens during the rapture?
will you get to take your bibles with you?
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
Considering the sorry state of Christianity and they hypocrite who seem to be attracted to it, I've always secretly thought how ironically amusing it would be if there actually WAS a RAPTURE and NO ONE qualified...
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
Oh there'll be a rapture
but it'll be a raptor'd one
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
I can't stand it when someone says that the rapture will occur on or by this date!!! Has this ever worked out in the past? No

That wasn't me, I am the one to make this announcement.

rose

Rapture is about individual awakening to the Christ,or opening your own spiritual eye;we should love people not for a promised heaven-rewards,but of own free will.
R.Steiner.
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 777633

St.Thomas Aquinas: "Beware the man of one book,there is tendency to read religious texts too narrowly,too rigid,to take their holy book too literary..."


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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
The Rapture is actually happening on Dec. 25th, 2009. I found 2 Revelations where it explained in detail Revelations and some more. How I got this incredible manuscript is too long of a story to go into here but rest assured that it's going to be a hell of a trip. All I can say is that 2 Revelations changes EVERYTHING from Heaven, to God, to Jesus. Heaven is much closer than you think. God is not who you think but was he ever what we thought he was?, Jesus is much more than many could imagine. Trust me OP, I am definitely much more amazed than you are.
 Quoting: Scuba Steve

Steve is that you?

You've been underwater too long, come up for air, its time to breathe.

Any nut job that can't support their claim without going into details is a certified nut job in need of oxygen.

peace
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
Rapture is about individual awakening to the Christ,or opening your own spiritual eye;we should love people not for a promised heaven-rewards,but of own free will.
R.Steiner.
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 777633

That's not the definition of 'Rapture' rather one on how you should live day 2 day. There are different levels and stages in GOD'S plan and at this stage of the Plan a Rapture is prophesied. Take it or leave it its all up to you.

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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
Night in which time zone?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 785242

Australia of course that's where the Ark awaits.

BE THERE

hf

hf
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
what happens during the rapture?
will you get to take your bibles with you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 783259

I won't, just the covenant of GOD made for mankind, the same as did Noah.

hf
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
"6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night."

Wrong again.

The rapture won't occur until 3 years after the antichrist publicly assumes power. He hasn't yet.
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Re: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.
Considering the sorry state of Christianity and they hypocrite who seem to be attracted to it, I've always secretly thought how ironically amusing it would be if there actually WAS a RAPTURE and NO ONE qualified...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 718510

Everyone qualifies provided that you choose (free-will). Everyone. BE THERE

peace

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