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10/4/2009 12:59 AM
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I Accidentally Poured Beer in my Eyes - Ask me a Question.

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I'm sitting here relaxing, blasting some nice heavy industrial music. I got distracted and decided to "drink to that". Little did I know, my beer wasn't at the angle I thought it was, so the opening was on the opposite side when I slammed it towards my facehole. Luckily I move fast, and didn't pour more than a small splash on my face... but still.

...

Ask me a question.

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Anonymous Coward
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10/4/2009 1:00 AM

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Ministry or Skinny Puppy?

lilmiss Subscriber

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10/4/2009 1:00 AM

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Was it an American beer or a Canadian beer?

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10/4/2009 1:00 AM

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Follower of Jesus
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10/4/2009 1:00 AM

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LOL. Follower of Jesus

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10/4/2009 1:01 AM

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Ministry or Skinny Puppy? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 538386 Haujobb, Wumpscut, VAC, Skinny Puppy, Front Line Assembly, Ministry. It's a nice mix. Signed, -Anti--> Industrio-Classical cybernetic brain stimulation for a new world - Darkness is not inherently evil. [link to www.myspace.com]

bed

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10/4/2009 1:01 AM

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Are you still Nobody and in love with a bed?

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10/4/2009 1:02 AM

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Was it an American beer or a Canadian beer? Quoting: lilmiss American. Icehouse. Signed, -Anti--> Industrio-Classical cybernetic brain stimulation for a new world - Darkness is not inherently evil. [link to www.myspace.com]

PBR
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10/4/2009 1:02 AM

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Can you see the future now???

[[-Anti-]]
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10/4/2009 1:02 AM

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Are you still Nobody and in love with a bed? Quoting: bed I'm not nobody. I'm anybody. I am in love with THE bed. Signed, -Anti--> Industrio-Classical cybernetic brain stimulation for a new world - Darkness is not inherently evil. [link to www.myspace.com]

[[-Anti-]]
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10/4/2009 1:03 AM

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Can you see the future now??? Quoting: PBR 785666 No, just the past. Signed, -Anti--> Industrio-Classical cybernetic brain stimulation for a new world - Darkness is not inherently evil. [link to www.myspace.com]

Anonymous Coward
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10/4/2009 1:03 AM

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This reminds me of that scene from Airplane.

lilmiss Subscriber

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10/4/2009 1:03 AM

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You mix your beer? That's an unspeakable crime. Serves you right!

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10/4/2009 1:04 AM

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You mix your beer? That's an unspeakable crime. Serves you right! Quoting: lilmiss What? I didn't mix beer. :( Signed, -Anti--> Industrio-Classical cybernetic brain stimulation for a new world - Darkness is not inherently evil. [link to www.myspace.com]

TooEasyForTheElites
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10/4/2009 1:04 AM

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Are you still Nobody and in love with a bed? Quoting: bed ROFL that the thanks he gets for loving you.

bed

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10/4/2009 1:05 AM

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]] Are you still Nobody and in love with a bed? I'm not nobody. I'm anybody. I am in love with THE bed. Quoting: [[-Anti- Would you like to see my chair?

lilmiss Subscriber

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10/4/2009 1:05 AM

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]] Was it an American beer or a Canadian beer? American. Icehouse. Quoting: [[-Anti- Do you know the difference between American beer and a couple making love in a canoe? There is none, they're both fucking near water. Your eye will be fine.

Anonymous Coward
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10/4/2009 1:06 AM

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]] It's a nice mix. Quoting: [[-Anti- Agreed!

[[-Anti-]]
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10/4/2009 1:06 AM

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]] Are you still Nobody and in love with a bed? I'm not nobody. I'm anybody. I am in love with THE bed. Would you like to see my chair? Quoting: bed No thanks. I am only interested in one sort of furniture device. Signed, -Anti--> Industrio-Classical cybernetic brain stimulation for a new world - Darkness is not inherently evil. [link to www.myspace.com]

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10/4/2009 1:07 AM

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]]

Was it an American beer or a Canadian beer?

American.

Icehouse.

Do you know the difference between American beer and a couple making love in a canoe?

There is none, they're both fucking near water.

Your eye will be fine.

Quoting: lilmiss

My eye will be fine.

But now I'm sad about my American beer.

Signed,
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Industrio-Classical cybernetic brain stimulation for a new world - Darkness is not inherently evil.

[link to www.myspace.com]

hj
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10/4/2009 1:24 AM

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Jerk off you might feel better!!!

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10/4/2009 1:27 AM

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Jerk off you might feel better!!! Quoting: hj 785666 Uh. Thanks for the mature suggestion. Signed, -Anti--> Industrio-Classical cybernetic brain stimulation for a new world - Darkness is not inherently evil. [link to www.myspace.com]

Ok
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10/4/2009 1:28 AM

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Then watch Superbad or something or reruns of Sunny in Philadelphia

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10/4/2009 1:29 AM

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Then watch Superbad or something or reruns of Sunny in Philadelphia Quoting: Ok 785666 Sorry, I don't entertain myself with "feelgood" visual media. Is that weird? Signed, -Anti--> Industrio-Classical cybernetic brain stimulation for a new world - Darkness is not inherently evil. [link to www.myspace.com]

Anonymous Coward
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10/4/2009 3:17 AM

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If Corona....add slice of lime.

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10/4/2009 3:18 AM

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If Corona....add slice of lime. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 785230 To my eyes? Signed, -Anti--> Industrio-Classical cybernetic brain stimulation for a new world - Darkness is not inherently evil. [link to www.myspace.com]

TooEasyForTheElites
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10/4/2009 3:23 AM

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]] Then watch Superbad or something or reruns of Sunny in Philadelphia Sorry, I don't entertain myself with "feelgood" visual media. Is that weird? Quoting: [[-Anti- Yes it is a little. I try not to give them money if I can.

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