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I think my wife is an Alien!

 
Freethinker
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I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.
 Quoting: Freethinker


yeah, she's from venus
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.


yeah, she's from venus
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this would explain the attitude.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Captain Kirk would be proud.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
She will literally be an evil alien if she divorces you now stop talking shit to her.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Captain Kirk would be proud.
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Oh you know that man loved alien tang. I think the concept of "getting some strange" originated with Kirk.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Your wife is from URANUS
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Captain Kirk would be proud.

Oh you know that man loved alien tang. I think the concept of "getting some strange" originated with Kirk.
 Quoting: Freethinker

Imagine the movie possibilities: "The Sons of Kirk", seven strange alien human hybrids, all configurations, who've banded together to seek out and avenge their mother's grievances upon their neer-do-well Casanova father who's been littering the galaxies with his abandoned spawn LOL!!!
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.
 Quoting: Freethinker


Is she very hot ??
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.
 Quoting: Freethinker



This kind of non-sense receives a pin? Intellectual impoverishment at its height.

I once respected your posts - my how the tables have tuned.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.



This kind of non-sense receives a pin? Intellectual impoverishment at its height.

I once respected your posts - my how the tables have tuned.
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Even Da Vinci doodled upon occaision...let's let OP enjoy a similiar latitude!
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
rofl
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
I think the concept of "getting some strange" originated with Kirk.
 Quoting: Freethinker




ROFL...ROFLROFL.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Has she tried to eat you yet?

That's what aliens do. It's a dead giveaway. And they always get round to trying to eat you, eventually.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
try a boyfriend....?
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my god...this thread is really stupid.....
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my god...this thread is really stupid.....
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YES...calm before the 25 october storm...
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
I'm an alien too. We COME IN PEACE!
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.



This kind of non-sense receives a pin? Intellectual impoverishment at its height.

I once respected your posts - my how the tables have tuned.

Even Da Vinci doodled upon occaision...let's let OP enjoy a similiar latitude!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979



So be it.

HIS WIFE IS SEVEN-OF NINE.

IMAGE OF SAID WIFE: [link to www.1956packardpanther.com]
moran mod alert!
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what mod pinned this? how did you become a mod?
this is inane....you should be banned for incompetnce!
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.
 Quoting: Freethinker



your lucky there dude, my ex wife was more like a hurricaine.....when she came she was warm and wet, when she left she took the house and the car..

Last Edited by KunG Fu GriP on 10/04/2009 01:23 PM
'Your best shot at happiness, self-worth and personal satisfaction - the things that constitute real success - is not in earning as much as you can but in preforming as well as you can something you consider worthwhile. Whether that is healing the sick, giving hope to the hopeless, adding to the beauty of the world or saving it from a nuclear holocast...' William Raspberry.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.



This kind of non-sense receives a pin? Intellectual impoverishment at its height.

I once respected your posts - my how the tables have tuned.

Even Da Vinci doodled upon occaision...let's let OP enjoy a similiar latitude!



So be it.

HIS WIFE IS SEVEN-OF NINE.

IMAGE OF SAID WIFE: [link to www.1956packardpanther.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 772633




I'll take one
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
what mod pinned this? how did you become a mod?
this is inane....you should be banned for incompetnce!
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nice spelling of moran, moron!

Last Edited by KunG Fu GriP on 10/04/2009 01:29 PM
'Your best shot at happiness, self-worth and personal satisfaction - the things that constitute real success - is not in earning as much as you can but in preforming as well as you can something you consider worthwhile. Whether that is healing the sick, giving hope to the hopeless, adding to the beauty of the world or saving it from a nuclear holocast...' William Raspberry.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.
 Quoting: Freethinker


Yeesh! Freaking amateurs.

You look for dildo shaped aliens in her purse.

[link to www.technovelgy.com]

DUH!!!

Last Edited by Byteman on 10/04/2009 01:35 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
what mod pinned this? how did you become a mod?
this is inane....you should be banned for incompetnce!



nice spelling of moran, moron!
 Quoting: KunG Fu GriP


sorry you missed the point...on GLP, the correct spelling is MORAN...pay attention!
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Of the taking of wives there is no end, and many wives are a weariness unto the flesh.

Dogs, on the other hand, make great fishing buddies.
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what mod pinned this? how did you become a mod?
this is inane....you should be banned for incompetnce!



nice spelling of moran, moron!


sorry you missed the point...on GLP, the correct spelling is MORAN...pay attention!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774347



now don't go over working that big brian of yours ;)
'Your best shot at happiness, self-worth and personal satisfaction - the things that constitute real success - is not in earning as much as you can but in preforming as well as you can something you consider worthwhile. Whether that is healing the sick, giving hope to the hopeless, adding to the beauty of the world or saving it from a nuclear holocast...' William Raspberry.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.
 Quoting: Freethinker


Could be another type of alien, does she speak spanish?
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what mod pinned this? how did you become a mod?
this is inane....you should be banned for incompetnce!



nice spelling of moran, moron!


sorry you missed the point...on GLP, the correct spelling is MORAN...pay attention!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774347


perhaps you're a robot...lol

Thread: Alright, here is my GLP video...
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Just remember that, in her alien mind, you are the one who is different.

;)

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As long as you love her and are happy, who cares? hf

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