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I think my wife is an Alien!

 
Freethinker (OP)

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10/04/2009 04:18 PM
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Question:
My wife is an illegal alien due to her green card expiring. She wants a divorce. Can I have her deported and not have to go through divorce proceedings?

Answer:
No. Even if she is deported, you will still be married.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 515900


Insult to injury


OP just called me, he had got given us important info !!
He is now in Nibiru under hard interrogatories !!
hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 773669


lol...nibiru...lol...

What colour is she?


Is she grey? Or off-white, maybe?
 Quoting: Seymore Flares


More of a creamy ivory. With some pink. :)



Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.



Pics or it didn't happen.
 Quoting: R1 786315


didn't happen.
Freethinker (OP)

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10/04/2009 04:19 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
this is by far the best troll i've seen HAHAHA

god you made my day today
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you give me way too much credit.
Freethinker (OP)

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10/04/2009 04:26 PM
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[link to vids.myspace.com]

Attack of the Hot Female Alien Man-Eaters

Be afraid, be very afraid.
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This was hilarious.
Fish

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10/04/2009 04:33 PM

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tell her to take yu for ride in her ship?
:fishheads:


Fish, thought you might enjoy this:

"Of the taking of wives there is no end, and many wives are a weariness unto the flesh.

Dogs, on the other hand, make great fishing buddies."
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Your right ..I love that




waitingona


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Fish

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10/04/2009 04:50 PM

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[link to vids.myspace.com]

Attack of the Hot Female Alien Man-Eaters

Be afraid, be very afraid.


This was hilarious.
 Quoting: Freethinker





Thats halarious...here we go





[link to www.youtube.com]






yoda





fish on
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2009 05:10 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Why don't you just try and have a close encounter of the third kind with her?

Cocoon movie. In the pool sex scene.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2009 05:21 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
i love to watch my dog listen. She is so cute at it. The last time they took me fishing i annoyed everybody because i set the bait free if they werent looking & all the fish they caught i talked to each fish & told them how awesome they were & that i love them then i made the fisherman set the fish free. They havent taken me fishing since then :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 352332



Thats probably because you are retarded, I don't like to fish with retarded people either. And, who are they?
Blitz

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10/04/2009 05:32 PM
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD. HAHAHAHAHA
Open your mind. Your perception of reality is about to change.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2009 05:32 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
What does her pussy look like?

nuts and bolts?????
CanadianGuy

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10/04/2009 05:34 PM
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Aren't they all aliens?

Anything that bleeds once a month and doesn't die must be alien!
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2009 05:47 PM
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Unpin this dreg.
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
if you think you're wife is an alien, then she probably is LOL HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2009 05:51 PM
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if you think you're wife is an alien, then she probably is LOL HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous Coward
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Aren't they all aliens?

Anything that bleeds once a month and doesn't die must be alien!
 Quoting: CanadianGuy

MEOW!
Anonymous Coward
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What does her pussy look like?

nuts and bolts?????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 615028


it looks like dirt and hair ....LOL HAHAHAHA!
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2009 11:02 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Fish , you look like a lazy SB !!
Do you need any help ?? free of charge !!
:5:
Anonymous Coward
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11/01/2009 10:34 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Somehow, this thread seems worthy of revival.
Anonymous Coward
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11/01/2009 10:44 PM
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Somehow, this thread seems worthy of revival.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979

the op is an alien himself, so of course his wife is as well...
Anonymous Coward
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11/03/2009 03:48 AM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Does she look anything like this when she wakes in the morning?

[link to www.leopardgeckoz.com]
Anonymous Coward
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04/29/2010 04:10 PM
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this needs a bump.
Anonymous Coward
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04/29/2010 10:35 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
I just read all your replies.

Be sure of this:
human bioform DO EXIST on many planets!!!

Many are here to moderate,study and PROTECT us.
Even if the cosmic law of non intervening abides it.
They are living AMIDST and AMONGST us as they ALWAYS did.

ALWAYS.

Most of the time they stay for a while,get kids and them suddenly they leave and...TAKE the kids with them back to their planets.

This is the way it goes.
Earth is a multiculural planet.
ASK YOURSELF WHY...

Blacks and Chinese came down here from BAKARATINI circa 300.000 YRS ago.Their planet was...DEAD(after a nuclear holocaust...).

WE DO NOT WANT TO DISAPPEAR AS A SPECIE.
THEY are more advanced and DO take care of us.
in case...the IRAN/ISRAEL/KOREA/KOREA stuff

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

THINK ABOUT IT and DO your own RESEARCH.


before it's TOO LATE.
AND,DO CHANGE YOUR FUTURE.


BEFORE...
before it's TOO LATE.

LOVE&HUGS frm Belgium (a disintegrating NATION...).

(predicted...)
Butt Ugly Toad

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04/29/2010 10:35 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.
 Quoting: Freethinker

You should marry her! ;)

Ribbit peace

"To pee or not to pee, that is the question!" - Old Toad Proverb

“Unbeknownst to most, Kindness is not a STD, so pass it on!” – Old Toad Proverb

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Freethinker (OP)

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06/29/2010 08:15 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
I am still getting strong signals that she is alien. I have noticed that when she drives, she only uses a thumb and a finger and just half of one eye.

Weird.
arosebyanyothername

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06/29/2010 08:24 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
You're teasing, right?
Freethinker (OP)

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You're teasing, right?
 Quoting: arosebyanyothername


yes ma'am, I am teasing.


...but she really is an alien.
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bump
Anonymous Coward
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Yeah I actually am starting to wander if my wife is an alien. When I say "alien" i mean the kind that comes from outer space.

Last night me and my wife were talking about the meteor that hit Russia. If you youtube it there are lots of videos of it falling to earth from different angles, lots of different people apparently got it on film.

So I'm showing her this one that clearly shows it as a huge meteor and something comes up from behind it and hits it in the center and comes out the other side, faster than the meteor itself and speeds out of frame... the video even shows an xray filter view of it. A moron can tell from the video that something hit it it splits and has debris fly straight up, down and forward from the point of impact.

So when I'm showing her this I mean she FREAKS out talking about how she just looked it up on the internet and the US and NASA say they don't have the technology to do that and they said it was a natural phenomenon, etc. I'm like seriously if they did they wouldn't tell us. I mean technology's we see today that are current most likely are 10-20 years old because technology development is so secret to begin with.

She starts freaking out, yelling at me that it wasn't aliens and it wasn't the government, and how i'm crazy and she's gonna call my mom and tell her i need psychological help and she don't care what did it and it doesn't matter, and she know's God is real, I'm just like "Whaaaat?" she's like just go sleep on the couch i'm scared to be around you... etc.

Seriously if you guys could have witnessed this freak out... I was jaw dropped... I was like I'm not yelling I'm just trying to talk to you about it... and why don't you care... wtf are you talking about... I finally had to drop it because she just kept becoming more and more irate.

If you wanna talk or have advice email me at tox8ik@gmail.com
Trizzi
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02/21/2013 09:37 PM
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Re: I think my wife is an Alien!
Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet.

Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial.
 Quoting: Freethinker


What other types of stuff does she do to make you think she's an Alien? It can't just be that you asked her and she said "no" right? There's more to it than that correct? Elaborate a little. Tell us more so we can help.

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