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Freethinker (OP) User ID: 786245 United States 10/04/2009 02:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Second Clue: Her feet never get warmer than about 45 deg. F. And they are heat seeking, like the pits on a viper...swear to god, I have awoken in the middle of the night several times with a serious Toe-Taint conjunction that I found "bracing" to say the least. Thanks for the Pin Mods...glad someone is taking this seriously. all authority is given to me |
Freethinker (OP) User ID: 786245 United States 10/04/2009 02:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 772633Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial. This kind of non-sense receives a pin? Intellectual impoverishment at its height. I once respected your posts - my how the tables have tuned. Sorry to disappoint you. I used to be smarter than I am now. all authority is given to me |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 728979 United States 10/04/2009 02:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Second Clue: Her feet never get warmer than about 45 deg. F. And they are heat seeking, like the pits on a viper...swear to god, I have awoken in the middle of the night several times with a serious Toe-Taint conjunction that I found "bracing" to say the least. Quoting: FreethinkerThanks for the Pin Mods...glad someone is taking this seriously. Same with my wife. I think it's a trait designed to stir us from our lethargy and force us to procreate. Notice, the man usually yawns first at night. This is a signal to the wife that it's time for bed. Does she do an hour long "burn" of frenetic activity before coming to bed? Usually after you've gone to bed? |
Freethinker (OP) User ID: 786245 United States 10/04/2009 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Second Clue: Her feet never get warmer than about 45 deg. F. And they are heat seeking, like the pits on a viper...swear to god, I have awoken in the middle of the night several times with a serious Toe-Taint conjunction that I found "bracing" to say the least. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979Thanks for the Pin Mods...glad someone is taking this seriously. Same with my wife. I think it's a trait designed to stir us from our lethargy and force us to procreate. Notice, the man usually yawns first at night. This is a signal to the wife that it's time for bed. Does she do an hour long "burn" of frenetic activity before coming to bed? Usually after you've gone to bed? OMG, its epidemic. My wife has a routine that she follows like a flowchart! It's disconcerting, but after 20 years, at least I know what she's going to do next. Good luck brother, be strong in the face of this alien plot! all authority is given to me |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 728979 United States 10/04/2009 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Second Clue: Her feet never get warmer than about 45 deg. F. And they are heat seeking, like the pits on a viper...swear to god, I have awoken in the middle of the night several times with a serious Toe-Taint conjunction that I found "bracing" to say the least. Quoting: FreethinkerThanks for the Pin Mods...glad someone is taking this seriously. Same with my wife. I think it's a trait designed to stir us from our lethargy and force us to procreate. Notice, the man usually yawns first at night. This is a signal to the wife that it's time for bed. Does she do an hour long "burn" of frenetic activity before coming to bed? Usually after you've gone to bed? OMG, its epidemic. My wife has a routine that she follows like a flowchart! It's disconcerting, but after 20 years, at least I know what she's going to do next. Good luck brother, be strong in the face of this alien plot! I think the "frenetic burn" is a cover...somewhere in that hour they signal their scoutships and do the daily update! |
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Freethinker (OP) User ID: 786245 United States 10/04/2009 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 3rd Clue: Her skin requires daily application of several kinds of creams and conditioners. Surely this being evolved in some other ecosystem, where the ambient UV radiation was insufficient to require additional coverage of a protective film. I have discovered her soaking in a tub of water from time to time, I suppose to rehydrate her alien skin. I have looked for scales in the tub, but results are inconclusive. all authority is given to me |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 728979 United States 10/04/2009 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 3rd Clue: Quoting: FreethinkerHer skin requires daily application of several kinds of creams and conditioners. Surely this being evolved in some other ecosystem, where the ambient UV radiation was insufficient to require additional coverage of a protective film. I have discovered her soaking in a tub of water from time to time, I suppose to rehydrate her alien skin. I have looked for scales in the tub, but results are inconclusive. I hadn't considered this aspect...bears watching! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 768208 United States 10/04/2009 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet. Quoting: FreethinkerClue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial. Yes...she is indeed an alien...we know...because we have all done her :) Once you go alien...you don't go back :) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 783994 United States 10/04/2009 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet. Quoting: FreethinkerClue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial. yea and I think my husband used to be a frog.....he was probably better off in that state..LOL |
Outsider User ID: 786273 United States 10/04/2009 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | what mod pinned this? how did you become a mod? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774347this is inane....you should be banned for incompetnce! nice spelling of moran, moron! sorry you missed the point...on GLP, the correct spelling is MORAN...pay attention! Please don't confuse GLP convention with "correctness," for Yada's sake. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 728979 United States 10/04/2009 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously. I have evidence that this woman is from another planet. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 768208Clue the first: She denies being an alien. This is exactly what you'd expect from an extraterrestial. Yes...she is indeed an alien...we know...because we have all done her :) Once you go alien...you don't go back :) Guess the kids finally woke up and are hitting the threads. Was nice while it lasted. |
Fish User ID: 567630 United States 10/04/2009 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | tell her to take yu for ride in her ship? Home & Info InfoMy Profile Edit ProfileChange SettingsProfile OptionsEmail OptionsPrivacy SettingsMembersForum & More Gateway CodesMy Thank UArticlesReviewsGroupsVideosPhotosChatNewsEventsLinks & More DownloadsExopoliticsInfo VaultAlien ShiftPGRSWTTUECeti.orgHumanity HealingEmergence TheaterMoreStarseed GearContact Us Add a Discussion We're sorry, but this discussion has just been closed to further replies. The Inside Of Ships - What I RememberPosted by Yshatar Xzatara on December 29, 2008 at 4:01pm in U.F.O.'s Back to U.F.O.'s Discussions Upon the many times I have been aboard ships (spaceships) I have noticed that there are no knobs just color coded patch like controls that seem to be manipulated by the mind also atmosphere is always cool but comfortable and there is more than one operating the ships but with their minds it is really awesome how they work all their minds are independent but work together to power and navigate the ships which seem to be alive as well....the ships always had HUGE windows that seem to go from the top of the ship to the bottom or at least almost to the bottom and you can see the universes pass you by.....truly a remarkable experience. Tags: Share ► Reply to This Replies to This Discussion Permalink Reply by Acyutananda on December 29, 2008 at 4:05pm I remember reading a snippet in that book I mentioned, "Alien Identities", that had a whole section on the interior of spaceships known in Sanskrit as 'Vimana'. ► Reply to This Permalink Reply by Yshatar Xzatara on December 29, 2008 at 4:28pm Did it sound at all familiar to what I described?...truly fascinating...I for some reason am VERY fascinated by their ships lol. ► Reply to This Permalink Reply by Acyutananda on December 29, 2008 at 4:53pm it was describing a number of different ships. I haven't fully read the book myself, I've only had the chance to flick through it, but it takes a lot of information from Vedic scriptures which I read. I think I'm going to buy the book! It would be great for reference. If you get it first let me know :) ► Reply to This Permalink Reply by Yshatar Xzatara on December 29, 2008 at 4:54pm LOL OK...LMAO This Site Should Have A Book Club :D ► Reply to This Permalink Reply by Acyutananda on December 29, 2008 at 5:00pm ooh! Actually I DO remember it discussing how these ships were controlled by THOUGHT or by the mind. ..something to do with mercury?? ► Reply to This Permalink Reply by Yshatar Xzatara on December 29, 2008 at 5:51pm Yay I am not insane LMAO....hm interesting I will have to see what I find on the net as well till I buy that book. ► Reply to This Permalink Reply by lexiblue on February 6, 2009 at 4:10am Wow! That seems so familliar but I have no memory of it. I suppose my imagination really responded to your discription. Sounds alot like what Sheldan Nidle from P.A.O. described. Could you feel love from the craft itself? ► Reply to This Permalink Reply by Yshatar Xzatara on February 9, 2009 at 9:58pm I felt love from being in space periode it was strange but beautiful. ► Reply to This Permalink Reply by Yshatar Xzatara on February 9, 2009 at 9:58pm Thanks!...will have to defenitly check that out. ► Reply to This Permalink Reply by David on March 29, 2009 at 11:14pm There ships are very awsom inside I remember everything being controled by the mind especialy Sirian, and Andromeda ships. There technology is amazing. ► Reply to This Permalink Reply by Yshatar Xzatara on March 30, 2009 at 6:05am Very much so David....:) ► Reply to This :fishheads: |
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XLR8 User ID: 737344 United States 10/04/2009 04:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to vids.myspace.com] Attack of the Hot Female Alien Man-Eaters Be afraid, be very afraid. Czar: 1) An unelected person given substantial authority over a particular policy; 2) sometimes used to refer to monarchs of imperial Russia. ---------- “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.” - Thomas Jefferson |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 515900 Netherlands 10/04/2009 04:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Signs that your Mate is Alien: [link to www.geekculture.com] You constantly catch your mate staring off into the distance as if in a trance, especially while you are talking to him/her. It is most likely that your mate is communicating with the Mother Ship. Your mate seems to catch on a little too quickly on how to program the VCR or newest phone model, or computer program, or operate the cappuccino machine. It is probable that your mate is used to an even more advanced technology... technology of Alien Origin. After watching the news, your mate disappears “to the washroom”. Your mate is probably talking to its alien co-workers about your country’s state of affairs. On planning a vacation your mate insists on visiting strange places such as; NASA, the White House, the Kodak plant, the Motorola factory, and The Computer Museum, and of course, Roswell. “Collecting” is a major hobby of your mate. Aliens are rather interesting this way, when they get it into their heads to collect something, there’s no stopping them! Everything from black velvet paintings to rocks is of value to them. Your mate constantly complains about being chilled, especially in the winter, or being too hot, especially in the summer. They may also complain about being hungry, then, a short time later, usually after a meal, complain about being full. Your mate seems to command local weather patterns. If you’ve heard your mate say, “I wish it would stop raining” and indeed it does stop raining in the next hour, your mate/alien could have affected the weather with its wishes. When asked about its childhood, or its high school friends, your mate becomes very vague or wishes not to discuss it. If your mate is an alien, then it most likely did not have a childhood here on earth. Your mate has no concept of saving money. Alien culture has evolved such that money is obsolete. Your mate is no doubt struggling to deal with an unfamiliar concept. Your mate often does not want to go out with you, or be seen with you in public. Aliens prefer to be alone, gathering data and writing reports, hoping to get their articles in Alien Science Journals. Your mate has a variety of pets. Aliens are always curious about Earth’s creatures. They will often have a cat, dog, fish, turtles, and sometimes Sea Monkeys®. Aliens will not however, have too many of one kind of pet, for instance 20 cats. They prefer to watch different species interact. Your mate snores loudly at about the same time every night. This is another form of communication to the mother ship. This form of communication is also utilized by whales who are also aliens Well there’s my list. I hope it helps you out. If you think you’ve discovered other ways to tell if your mate is an Alien, please e-mail them, and perhaps I can convince the Editors of Mind Numbing Magazine™ to publish them in a second article... that is... if they are not Aliens themselves! |