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They Burn Bibles, and remove Armpits What is the world Coming TOO?

 
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They Burn Bibles, and remove Armpits What is the world Coming TOO?
Gives you a great insight into how your mind works.






What are you thinking?




Seems like more knee jerk reactions


To remove an arm pit.

What is the world coming too?

Last Edited by Preacher Bob on 10/18/2009 07:28 PM
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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Gives you a great insight into how your mind works.






What are you thinking?



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I can't view videos,but that's just an armpit.

Can see where your mind is at,pervert!!
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lol
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armpit sex is nice
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Gives you a great insight into how your mind works.

What are you thinking?

I can't view videos,but that's just an armpit.

Can see where your mind is at,pervert!!
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tomato
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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Is everyone ashamed of what was on their Mind?
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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Is everyone ashamed of what was on their Mind?
 Quoting: Preacher Bob


No.

The warped battle between religion and sexuality is a waste of time and energy.
Always trying to suppress and destroy rather than embrace and understand.

Know Thyself.

Know why you are the way you are.

Be content that you are the sole controller of yourself.
Do not feel ashamed, do not feel contempt for your sexual nature it is the cause and motivator of life itself.

To deny the sexual nature of humanity is to deny humanity.

Always so eager to shed the flesh and 'ascend' to some 'better place'?
Throwing away the gifts given to you by your creator.

The grass is always greener in the afterlife?

Fuck it, eat drink fornicate and be merry, for tomorrow...

WE DIE.
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Now the real question, why did we think it was something else.


Why could we not see it for what it was?

We got a partial picture and filled in the rest.


Like much of life.
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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aw

it's an armpit is it?

thanks for saving me the bother.
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Now the real question, why did we think it was something else.
 Quoting: Preacher Bob


The same reason idiots think they can see the face of jesus in a piece of burnt toast.

Humans excel at pattern recognition and the brain will happily fill in any missing parts in an attempt to complete the picture.

Now, why did so many think that armpit was the lower torso of a nude woman?

Because you set it up that way, the thumbnail was chosen to make it look that way and because the image simply LOOKS LIKE IT in the same way that arrangement of carbon on your toast looks like Jesus.

It has nothing to do with any theological pseudo psychology, it's nothing more than eye and brain coupled with our most powerful drive... sex.

So what?

Make your point preacher.
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so what?

we can still knock one out, can't we?
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LOL.

i seen one with a butt turned out to be the leg bone joint.
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Now the real question, why did we think it was something else.


The same reason idiots think they can see the face of jesus in a piece of burnt toast.

Humans excel at pattern recognition and the brain will happily fill in any missing parts in an attempt to complete the picture.

Now, why did so many think that armpit was the lower torso of a nude woman?

Because you set it up that way, the thumbnail was chosen to make it look that way and because the image simply LOOKS LIKE IT in the same way that arrangement of carbon on your toast looks like Jesus.

It has nothing to do with any theological pseudo psychology, it's nothing more than eye and brain coupled with our most powerful drive... sex.

So what?

Make your point preacher.
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I didn't have a point, I only wanted to know what people were thinking.

And why?

But you seem to have a very good grasp one the first problem?

The second one though I think you may need help with, I never see Jesus in my toast.

Do you?
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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I didn't have a point, I only wanted to know what people were thinking.

And why?

But you seem to have a very good grasp one the first problem?

The second one though I think you may need help with, I never see Jesus in my toast.

Do you?
 Quoting: Preacher Bob


Only when the carbon happens to be arranged in a fashion that my brain decides resembles a face...

Clouds that look like angels and all that.
;)
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I didn't have a point, I only wanted to know what people were thinking.

And why?

But you seem to have a very good grasp one the first problem?

The second one though I think you may need help with, I never see Jesus in my toast.

Do you?


Only when the carbon happens to be arranged in a fashion that my brain decides resembles a face...

Clouds that look like angels and all that.
;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 791206


I can see that, maybe I should look at my food more?

Maybe I don't want to see something I would not like?

Eyes looking back up at me, I might loose my appetite.

I am a guy, not too picky, as long as it is not moving, and I didn't prepare it, I won't fuss too much.

If I start looking at it, I might not like it so much, and then my wife will tell me then YOU FIX IT.

LOL
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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I didn't have a point, I only wanted to know what people were thinking.

And why?

But you seem to have a very good grasp one the first problem?

The second one though I think you may need help with, I never see Jesus in my toast.

Do you?


Only when the carbon happens to be arranged in a fashion that my brain decides resembles a face...

Clouds that look like angels and all that.
;)


I can see that, maybe I should look at my food more?

Maybe I don't want to see something I would not like?

Eyes looking back up at me, I might loose my appetite.

I am a guy, not too picky, as long as it is not moving, and I didn't prepare it, I won't fuss too much.

If I start looking at it, I might not like it so much, and then my wife will tell me then YOU FIX IT.

LOL
 Quoting: Preacher Bob


Oh I dunno...
The Catholics are big into chowing down on the saviour every sunday.
Washing down chunks of the Lords flesh with a nice cup of his blood...

Maybe you're right preacher, I think I just lost my appetite.
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cut it out homo!
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Oh I dunno...
The Catholics are big into chowing down on the saviour every sunday.
Washing down chunks of the Lords flesh with a nice cup of his blood...

Maybe you're right preacher, I think I just lost my appetite.
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yak
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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I was looking this over and Someone found the Armpit Offensive.

I look around and they are Burning bibles, and probably had this video banned too?


What is the world coming too?
John 4


He warns us to test all teachings before accepting them

1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2 Hereby know ye the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesseth that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is of God:
3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.
5 They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them.
1 John 4:1-5 (KJV)
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What would you expect?

God made us in his own image, and he is a sick bastard.

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