What will you say to god at the pearly gates?

it´s a gnwaing shame
what with the pearly gates being a hologram and all

someone´s already got this topic covered darlin

nah, theyre actually pretty cool... hologrammic or not :)

d´oh yeh i came to realise that.. eh well.. sorry d00ds

if george bu$h is here, I´m in the WRONG place.

WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!

I would say:
"I AM GIVING YOU FIVE MINUTES TO GET OUT."

Fuck off!!!!!!!!

Been there, done that, not a good experience.

As a 1st grader I had a series or seven dreams where I first approached “St. Peter” at the pearly gates, was invited in, and met with the “Trinity”. While there I asked…what do I do now? Well, wouldn’t you know, they said my work is just beginning, in that there were many levels to heaven to qualify for.

Being a brash young man I asked the “Group of Three” where did yooous guys (Rhode Island vernacular) come from? They said, from a higher level of heaven, and that there were higher level “Gods” they must answer too.

After these series of dreams, I recounted my experience with Sister Mary Aquinas and she nearly dropped her false teeth in frustration. She had no recourse but to march me off, dragging me by the ear to the Monsignor for reprogramming.

That was the last time I shared anything with my Catholic monitors.

There are no pearly gates - it´s a trick

Knock knock?

"Boy, I sure backed the wrong horse!"

No, actually, I´d say "What the fuck were you doing the last two thousand years?" Then I´d punch Him in the jaw.

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