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I got H1N1 vaccination record Card - Anyone want a copy?

 
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I got H1N1 vaccination record Card - Anyone want a copy?
[link to www.preventinfluenza.org]

Might come in handy Wink wink
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[link to www.preventinfluenza.org]

Might come in handy Wink wink
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What kind of material is this normally printed on, and what is an example of a likely Lot# (if you have an example)?
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[link to www.preventinfluenza.org]

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What kind of material is this normally printed on, and what is an example of a likely Lot# (if you have an example)?
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Influenza Vaccination Record card
This year, some patients may be confused about which influenza vaccine they received. It is important that providers give patients a patient-held Influenza Vaccination Record as a way of keeping patients from receiving extra doses of vaccine. In addition, use of the Influenza Vaccination Record can help ensure that providers observe a minimum interval of 28 days when administering both the live attenuated H1N1 vaccine and the live attenuated seasonal vaccine to a patient.

This Influenza Vaccination Record card is identical to the card that will be included in quantity with shipments of H1N1 influenza vaccine. We are making the card available here for the use of healthcare providers who have NOT received H1N1 influenza vaccine, and as a result, do not have quantities of the Influenza Vaccination Record cards that are packaged with the vaccine. Such providers should vaccinate patients with seasonal influenza vaccine (unless contraindicated) as soon as it is available, record the vaccination information on the Influenza Vaccination Record card, give the card to the patient, and encourage the patient to keep the card and bring it with them when they receive H1N1 influenza vaccine. (Once they receive a shipment of H1N1 influenza vaccine, providers should use the Influenza Vaccination Record cards included with the vaccine.) Patients who receive H1N1 vaccine before receiving seasonal vaccine may already have been given an Influenza Vaccination Record card. If so, they should bring it to their seasonal influenza vaccine provider.

Instructions for printing:

For durability, it is recommended that you print on card stock (you may want to practice on copy paper, so you don’t waste card stock).
Open the pdf of the record card. Print out at 100% of page size, do not use page scaling.
The card is double-sided, so print on both sides of the card stock.
Trim the card along the trim lines indicated on the back side. (Hint: cut the long way first, dividing the piece in to two long sections, to avoid losing the remaining trim lines.) This will result in 6 cards, each 3 3/8" x 4 1/4".
Fold each card so that the front panel reads "Influenza Vaccination Record."
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I wish to know for educational and informational purposes ONLY (of course). This way I can more easily identify those who are trying to pull a fast one on me:)
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[link to www.preventinfluenza.org]

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What kind of material is this normally printed on, and what is an example of a likely Lot# (if you have an example)?




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I have no idea what the lot numbers will look like, but I'm planning on finding someone who gets the shot and use that accordingly
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For informational purposes, yes of course
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Thanks!
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Thanks OP!
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Thanks, I hope we can find lot numbers next..I mean just for educational purposes you know.
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I have no idea what the lot numbers will look like, but I'm planning on finding someone who gets the shot and use that accordingly
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Just make sure you don't get infected by that someone who took the shot. They'll be a walking, talking, human incubator for the mutated form of this man-made bio-weapon. Just be careful.
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[link to www.preventinfluenza.org]

Might come in handy Wink wink

What kind of material is this normally printed on, and what is an example of a likely Lot# (if you have an example)?
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I heard if you get caught with a fake card, you go straight to the camps, let's face it, we're all doomed, all doomed.

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Yes, we need the type of Lot Nos. being used for sure. Just in case we needed to report any side effects or anything, of course.

I assume these would be filled out by hand and have to wonder how anyone could expect to read them with the terrible handwriting all doctors have, LOL. Prolly be all scribbly and stuff.
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[link to www.preventinfluenza.org]

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What kind of material is this normally printed on, and what is an example of a likely Lot# (if you have an example)?


I heard if you get caught with a fake card, you go straight to the camps, let's face it, we're all doomed, all doomed.
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I forsee a new business op for some: Fake H1N1 records for $$$$
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10/07/2009 11:07 PM
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Re: I got H1N1 vaccination record Card - Anyone want a copy?
Since this provides for home printing of these, it would be very difficult to determine if one was fake or not. No way to contact about every suspicious card. Not as though people are sitting around with nothing better to do than verify cards. Could even be violation of privacy. Drs. offices and Health Departments don't have the time for all that.

No one will be verifying shit about this. I tend to think that should a person desire to do so, presenting one of any kind would suffice.

But I thought we were all going to get bracelets and microchips and magnetic ink and all that?
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Re: I got H1N1 vaccination record Card - Anyone want a copy?
Since this provides for home printing of these, it would be very difficult to determine if one was fake or not. No way to contact about every suspicious card. Not as though people are sitting around with nothing better to do than verify cards. Could even be violation of privacy. Drs. offices and Health Departments don't have the time for all that.

No one will be verifying shit about this. I tend to think that should a person desire to do so, presenting one of any kind would suffice.

But I thought we were all going to get bracelets and microchips and magnetic ink and all that?
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We are, this will be given as well. It's a two stage system. Working on the bracelet hack as soon as they are available.
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Remember! Come back for your second shot!!!! hiding
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Since this provides for home printing of these, it would be very difficult to determine if one was fake or not. No way to contact about every suspicious card. Not as though people are sitting around with nothing better to do than verify cards. Could even be violation of privacy. Drs. offices and Health Departments don't have the time for all that.

No one will be verifying shit about this. I tend to think that should a person desire to do so, presenting one of any kind would suffice.

But I thought we were all going to get bracelets and microchips and magnetic ink and all that?



We are, this will be given as well. It's a two stage system. Working on the bracelet hack as soon as they are available.
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I have a gun and a shovel. If I need to I will have no problem obtaining a bracelet.
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Re: I got H1N1 vaccination record Card - Anyone want a copy?
Important question: What color is the card stock?

White? yellowish? etc. Thx
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Thanks for the interesting info.
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excellent...
reminds me of high school where we made fake ids in home EC class...

this ought to at least get us through some kind of robo cop check point.

if so, the beer is on me. grin.
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Since this provides for home printing of these, it would be very difficult to determine if one was fake or not. No way to contact about every suspicious card. Not as though people are sitting around with nothing better to do than verify cards. Could even be violation of privacy. Drs. offices and Health Departments don't have the time for all that.

No one will be verifying shit about this. I tend to think that should a person desire to do so, presenting one of any kind would suffice.

But I thought we were all going to get bracelets and microchips and magnetic ink and all that?

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We are, this will be given as well. It's a two stage system. Working on the bracelet hack as soon as they are available.
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heck yeah. I'm so going to bookmark this page!

in a week or so, sure hope you've figured that one out
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Important question: What color is the card stock?

White? yellowish? etc. Thx
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good point.

that detail needs to be figured out asap.
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I forsee a new business op for some: Fake H1N1 records for $$$$
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Surely some of the medical personnel around the globe are already writing up false paperwork for each other.
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Surely some of the medical personnel around the globe are already writing up false paperwork for each other.
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Anyone else notice there is a space for the adjuvant to be written under the name of the vaccine used? Is this done for any other vaccine? Why would they do this? This makes me wonder if this could be a misdirection/fake.
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Surely some of the medical personnel around the globe are already writing up false paperwork for each other.


Anyone else notice there is a space for the adjuvant to be written under the name of the vaccine used? Is this done for any other vaccine? Why would they do this? This makes me wonder if this could be a misdirection/fake.
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As far as the card stock and info on the card, i won't know until i get my hands on one that is filled out.

I'll update as info comes in

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Important question: What color is the card stock?

White? yellowish? etc. Thx
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Avery card stock?
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Papers, please.
Never mind.