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NASA LCROSS - 10 hours and counting baby

 
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NASA LCROSS - 10 hours and counting baby
The common theories.

1. Nothing will happen. NASA will have wasted loads of our money to prove something India already proved.

2. NASA is actually trying to destroy a moon base that someone/something built a long time ago in a crater that NEVER gets sunlight. [great place for a base]

3. NASA will inadvertently start an intergalactic war with the aliens who many suddenly believe live on the moon.

4. NASA will intentionally start an intergalactic war with the aliens who many suddenly believe live on the moon.

5. NASA blows the moon up and effectively destroys the Earth. They quickly apologizes, tells us not to worry, and leaves on the shuttle for mars.

6. NASA cracks the moon into at least two pieces causing global disasters, mass suicides, riots, poor people breaking into electronic shops for t.v's they won't have much use for, and the sudden disappearance of all dolphins on the planet.

7. NASA's LCROSS probe hits the moon as intended. The Moon, which is actually the spaceship all humans have come to Earth on, immediately turns on it's shields. Viewing the offspring of it's past crew as a new threat and unworthy of every flying around in her again, leaves Earth once and for all. All ocean currents stop. Massive earthquakes rock the planet. As people notice the lack of a moon, which takes several days for many people, rioting begins and poor people start to steal televisions they will never be able to use.

8. NASA's probe hits the moon and kicks up some dust. Nothing new is learned from this probe.

9. NASA's probe safely delivers the corpse of Micheal Jackson to the moon. Future manned missions to the moon will build a glass pyramid around his body and add 24 hour web access to view it.
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10. NASA will fire the frozen head of Ted Williams at the death star.
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10. NASA will fire the frozen head of Ted Williams at the death star.
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Crap, how did I forget that one?!



11. The lCROSS probe will hit the moon causing it to pop. The world realizes the Moon was nothing more than a large balloon.
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12. The probe penetrates the surface and plunges out the north pole of the moon, proving once and for all that the moon is indeed made of cheese.
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13. the aliens living under the moon will send out their robotic space dog terminators with laser cannons attached to their heads, blowing the probe thingy up before reaching the (slight)gravitational pull of the moon.

Last Edited by caprichan on 10/08/2009 09:52 PM
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