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How do you get rid of morning wood?

 
antaun
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How do you get rid of morning wood?
I hate morning wood. I have a special type of morning wood which is worse than regular morning wood. My type of morning wood is where just the vein in my penis is horny, but my penis is not hard at all. This horniness is so annoying because I can't get rid of it no matter how much jacking off I do.

Please help me to get rid of it. I can't stand it anymore. There has to be some home remedy or something for it. Please help. lmao
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10/09/2009 06:03 AM
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
OMFG go pee will ya
"We don't inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children"--Native-American proverb

People were created to be loved while things were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos is that, things are being loved and people are being used

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10/09/2009 06:04 AM
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
A stern flick to the head.
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
Read the title. My first thought was the wood stove.

Sorry.
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
Cold shower
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
Beat it like it owes you money :5:
Apology in advance for killin your thread.
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
OMFG go pee will ya
 Quoting: Treasures~InBound

Only a female would say that. I don't have to pee right now. If that got rid of this special type of morning wood, I would've done it by now.
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
peeing is the hardest part about morning wood
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
OMFG go pee will ya

Only a female would say that. I don't have to pee right now. If that got rid of this special type of morning wood, I would've done it by now.
 Quoting: antaun

well being a female I made it go away now didn't I ?

sheesh jus tryin to help LOL
"We don't inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children"--Native-American proverb

People were created to be loved while things were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos is that, things are being loved and people are being used

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[link to i25.photobucket.com]
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
peeing is the hardest part about morning wood
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This has nothing to do with pee dammit! Peeing and morning wood are two different things! They feel differently. I have morning wood not pee!
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10/09/2009 06:08 AM
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
if i ever see that lego man again, i will think of this thread.
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
have u ever tried to pee with morning wood......that shit is flying all over the place cuz ya got no dick control
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
have u ever tried to pee with morning wood......that shit is flying all over the place cuz ya got no dick control
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 763464

I am asking a very important question and you guys are all talking about pee! I don't have a pee problem, I have a morning wood problem! Help me get rid of my special type of morning wood dammit!
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
if i ever see that lego man again, i will think of this thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 781568

Yeah me to and i will see that one in a few hours when the kid gets up.He was building a space shuttle last night with that guy.TWISTED!!
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if i ever see that lego man again, i will think of this thread.

Yeah me to and i will see that one in a few hours when the kid gets up.He was building a space shuttle last night with that guy.TWISTED!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 753212

Maybe this guy has morning wood.
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10/09/2009 06:16 AM
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
Cut it off.It is obvious that it troubles you,anyway you probably dont have any other use for it
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10/09/2009 06:16 AM
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
Put some music on, or the television, get up and walk about the room.

Or, have yourself a fuck buddy on speed dial an pay for the taxi to your house.
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
if i ever see that lego man again, i will think of this thread.

Yeah me to and i will see that one in a few hours when the kid gets up.He was building a space shuttle last night with that guy.TWISTED!!

Maybe this guy has morning wood.
 Quoting: antaun

No i would have had to got to bed first and i have not.Pulling an all-niter to watch the moon fall out of place and end the world.But i have had the wood you described.
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10/09/2009 06:32 AM
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
morning wood, sadly, is an unproductive event too often.
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
if i ever see that lego man again, i will think of this thread.

Yeah me to and i will see that one in a few hours when the kid gets up.He was building a space shuttle last night with that guy.TWISTED!!

Maybe this guy has morning wood.

No i would have had to got to bed first and i have not.Pulling an all-niter to watch the moon fall out of place and end the world.But i have had the wood you described.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 753212

How did you get rid of the morning wood I described? And which morning wood do you think was worse?
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
perhaps you are suffering from demonic posession

Thread: My Penis has been possessed!
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
Growing up might help.
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
Growing up might help.
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It may also help if I ever find out your address.
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
hillary
maybe this will help?
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Frédéric Bastiat

food, water, ammo, weapons, battery back up solar, hand well pump, wood stove and 1 year of food...oh yeah PM's too...good luck
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10/09/2009 09:22 AM
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
A stern flick to the head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 789869


lol

that is EXACTLY what a female mental health nurse I used to know would do to her patients when she was bathing them and they got horny with her.

chuckle
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10/09/2009 09:26 AM
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
Little known fact...this song was indeed about eliminating unwanted morning wood....true story...why do you think a slang term penis is "jimmy"?


VooDoo Chile
Jimi Hendrix

WELL I STAND UP NEXT TO A MOUNTAIN
I CHOP IT DOWN WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND
WELL I STAND UP NEXT TO A MOUNTAIN
CHOP IT DOWN WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND

WELL I PICKED UP ALL THE PIECES MAKE AN ISLAND
MIGHT EVEN RAISE A LITTLE SAND YEAH
'CAUSE I'M A VOODOO CHILE
LORD KNOWS I'M A VOODOO CHILE BABY

WANT TO SAY ONE LAST THING

I DIDN'T NEED TO TAKE UP ALL YOUR SWEET TIME
I'LL GIVE IT RIGHT BACK TO YEA ONE OF THESE DAYS
I SAID I DIDN'T NEED TO TAKE UP ALL YOUR SWEET TIME
I'LL GIVE IT RIGHT BACK ONE OF THESE DAYS

I DON'T NEED YOU NO MORE IN THIS WORLD
I'LL MEET YOU ON THE NEXT ONE DON'T BE LATE
DON'T BE LATE
'CAUSE I'M A VOODOO CHILE VOODOO CHILE
LORD KNOWS I'M A VOODOO CHILE

solo

VOODOO CHILE BABY
I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE OTHER ONE AFTER
LET YOU KNOW

God Bless Jimi!!
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10/09/2009 09:29 AM
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
When you get older it will stop.
Completely.
Then you'll be buyin' viagra.
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10/09/2009 09:35 AM
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
When you get older it will stop.
Completely.
Then you'll be buyin' viagra.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 790060


I don´t know .. i am plagued by massive wood in the morning since puberty and it is annoying and uncomfortable.

It´s even more difficult to find a nice oven to put it into in the morning, wasting wood is a sin.
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
I hate morning wood. I have a special type of morning wood which is worse than regular morning wood. My type of morning wood is where just the vein in my penis is horny, but my penis is not hard at all. This horniness is so annoying because I can't get rid of it no matter how much jacking off I do.

Please help me to get rid of it. I can't stand it anymore. There has to be some home remedy or something for it. Please help. lmao
 Quoting: antaun



flick ur testis with ur middle finger
Always fade out in a montage.. that way it looks like more time has pasted in a montage.
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
peeing is the hardest part about morning wood
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 763464


Ya got that right!
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
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Re: How do you get rid of morning wood?
kim jong This does it for me.