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Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?

 
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Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
wtf
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Try taking a shower buddy
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Obama can make it smell better. He's a Nobel Peace Prize winner. He can do anything.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Try sprinkling them on your spaghetti. Let us know.
Never mind.
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10/10/2009 02:59 PM
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
YUMMY Toe jam on toast
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10/10/2009 03:01 PM
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
What you you should be asking is: Why does parmesan cheese taste like toenials?
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10/10/2009 03:03 PM
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
why the hell are you sniffin your toes?
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Obama can make it smell better. He's a Nobel Peace Prize winner. He can do anything.
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lmao dat was funny banana2 banana2
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING GENETICALLY WRONG WITH YOUR FAMILY
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10/20/2009 02:31 AM
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
because there is ground up toe nails in Parmesan cheese
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Mine smell like freetoes......
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Try sprinkling them on your spaghetti. Let us know.
 Quoting: Admonitions

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
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On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
FUNGUS!!! scream
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Sounds like fungal infection. Better get that checked out. Shouldn't smell like anything.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Didn't I tell you that you were going to get that big fat toe of yours stuck in there one of these days? Now get that thing out of your nose.

laugh
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.


music It rolled off the table music
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and onto the floor........
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
...maybe you should lay off eating parmesan cheese for a while.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Sounds like fungal infection. Better get that checked out. Shouldn't smell like anything.
 Quoting: Bluebird


Get it checked out?
It's not a precursor to H1N1 is it?

Dude... just get some of that creme they use to treat vaginal infections. It is the same antifungal they sell for athlete's foot... but you get a bigger tube of it for the same price.
I call it my frugal fungal foot stink fixer.

Works great for Jock Itch too.... but let's not go there.
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overcap
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.


music It rolled off the table music



and onto the floor........
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And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.....
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
isn't it great to be human?
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.


music It rolled off the table music



and onto the floor........


And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.....
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It rolled in the garden
and under a bush..........
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
i don't know about you but mine doesn't....

you got nasty feet!

disgusting.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
why the hell are you sniffin your toes?
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lmao lmao lmao
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
that's a fungi , quite common not life threatening except for the feet fetish.

hard to get rid of.

the fungi itself manifests on the toes of hand and/or feet. You get it by contamination in a sportshal swimming pool etc..

The fungi itself lives in your bloodstream its pretty hard to get rid of.

Most of the time those problems start after vaccinations. Lowering the body's resistance.

See the doctor if you think you got it. they got some pretty amazing and horrifying chemicals that get rid of this problem and are sure to create other problems.
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10/20/2009 05:20 AM
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
It most certainly is Fungus.

To heal it I used the Maple Syrup and Baking soda recipe and got rid of mine completely after using this recipe for 4 days, you could see the difference how it dried up and healed.

Don't change the recipe:

I teaspoon of Baking Soda and 3 teaspoons of Maple Syrup, boil for 5 minutes (don't burn it, turn down the heat if it gets too hot). You can make little pill like forms and take it two everyday, this recipe will be good for 3 days if separated evenly.

I refrigerated mine as soon as it was done the 5 minutes, refrigerate (watch so that it doesn't get too hard) only for a few minutes then rolled them into little balls. As I said DO NOT ALTER RECIPE, it doesn't work.

The baking soda when cooked into the sugar works as a trojan, the baking soda attacks the fungus without it being aware because it likes the sugar.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Thankfully, my sense of nose does not work all that well.

There are plenty of things I would rather not smell.

Who said allergies are bad? They are certainly not all bad.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
wtf
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What Italian restaurant do you frequent?

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