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Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?

 
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
What you you should be asking is: Why does parmesan cheese taste like toenials?
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In traditional Italian cheesemaking, the peasants separate the curds and whey with their feet in the same way they stomp on grapes to make wine. That's what gave Parmesan it's unique flavor and aroma.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
becuz u have the same prob as me hygene and sweat (not me mr cheesy toes
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
wtf
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Obviously only your toe nails smells like this.

Use a nail clipper and wash your feet once in a while.

Damn disgusting!
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
More like Romano anyways
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wtf
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It's actually the same bacteria that makes both smell like they do.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
i suck my girlfriends toes and sometimes they smell but never like cheese
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Because we eat too much dairy. The Japanese have a nickname for Westerners with that problem, but I can't remember the name they give people whose feet have the 'dairy' smell, which most Japanese and other Asians lack.

Just a tip 4u.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
I got my ear pierced when I was 14, stopped bothering to wear an earring since I was 18. Every few years I get a tiny white plug that builds-up in the unused earring hole. It is very small and unnoticeable unless I rub my earlobe. The tiny plug when squeezed out has a parmesan cheese smell. I don't get this in my toes though, cause I keep them clean enough I guess, maybe I need to push something through it every so often to keep from having something grow in it. But I've heard of this on feet before with Japanese foot binding, due to the folds of skin being pressed together tightly and not getting air, so moisture and darkness allows little things to grow there. Unless your feet are bound, you should be able to clean them and keep the smell away. make sure to scrape under your toenails with the sharp edge of a nail file, just don't push the skin beneath your nail too far back or it'll hurt and possibly bleed if your forceful.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
and why, as you get older, do your toenails get harder than diamond, and deformed?

what the FUCK is that all about?
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Because that's what the cheese is made of
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wtf
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whatever
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wtf
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whatever
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Its an infection (fungus)
Happens to a lot of people who pierce/ stretch their ears as well
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Obama can make it smell better. He's a Nobel Peace Prize winner. He can do anything.
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Ahahahaha....

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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
i suck my girlfriends toes and sometimes they smell but never like cheese
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How does that work out for you ?
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
Mine occasionally smell like Muenster cheese.
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Mine occasionally smell like Muenster cheese.
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I love Muenster but thats sick!!
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Mine smell like rotten vegetables.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
It's the same yeast.
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Re: Why do our toenails smell like parmesan cheese?
use raw apple cider vinegar.
swab it on your toes or soak your feet. add water to the soak, so as not be wasteful.
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