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We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!!
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pud
User ID: 743297
10/15/2009 9:22 AM
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Who else thinks that's where we're headed?
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 794572
10/15/2009 9:24 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
All newborn babies will have their hands cut off as fists are considered weapons. |
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pud
User ID: 743297
10/15/2009 9:24 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
All newborn babies will have their hands cut off as fists are considered weapons. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 794572
pudofglp@gmail.com |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 794572
10/15/2009 9:25 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
All newborn babies will have their hands cut off as fists are considered weapons. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 794572
Heads too.
Headbutts can be nasty.
In fact, better just nuke the entire planet and kill everyone to be safe.
For our own protection, we must die! |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
10/15/2009 9:26 AM
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Who else thinks that's where we're headed?
Well they don't keep score anymore so what's the point? Don't want their feelings hurt if they loose. Public schools do not prepare our children for the real world.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 794572
10/15/2009 9:29 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
Who else thinks that's where we're headed?
Well they don't keep score anymore so what's the point? Don't want their feelings hurt if they loose. Public schools do not prepare our children for the real world.
Agreed.
They'd rather lie to them.
"life is fair."
"everyone is a winner"
"everyone is equal"
Then they send these poor unsuspecting saps out into this world and they promptly get mugged, fired and have the bank take all their stuff. |
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Enaid 
User ID: 515273
10/15/2009 9:32 AM
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Oh and don't forget penises.
They are used as weapons during rapes.
Just sayin....
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BTW - a notice for idiots -- This is a sarcastic joke.
I LOVE penises. |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
10/15/2009 9:34 AM
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I LOVE penises. Quoting: Enaid
Oh stop, you're getting me all exited. LOL
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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pud
User ID: 743297
10/15/2009 9:47 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
Oh and don't forget penises.
They are used as weapons during rapes.
Just sayin....
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BTW - a notice for idiots -- This is a sarcastic joke.
I LOVE penises. Quoting: Enaid
WOOT!
pudofglp@gmail.com |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1978
10/15/2009 9:49 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
In fact, better just nuke the entire planet and kill everyone to be safe.
For our own protection, we must die!
wiser words have never been spoken |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 633761
10/15/2009 9:53 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
My kids' school has an after school archery class. Real live scary arrows right inside the school. No injuries yet and no murderous rampages. |
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pud
User ID: 743297
10/15/2009 9:58 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
My kids' school has an after school archery class. Real live scary arrows right inside the school. No injuries yet and no murderous rampages. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 633761
THE HUMANITY!!
YOUR CHILD IS A DANGER TO SOCIETY!
Last Edited by pud on 10/15/2009 at 9:58 AM
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 794636
10/15/2009 10:04 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
My kids' school has an after school archery class. Real live scary arrows right inside the school. No injuries yet and no murderous rampages. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 633761
I'm fucking outraged!
Your child is a danger to MY safety!
What if they shot an arrow into the air and it hit a bird and that bird flew into the window of an office causing the glass to break and a shard of that glass got stuck in the shoe of a guy who took a plane to europe the next day and while walking aling the street he tripped and fell and that piece of glass flew out of his shoe into MY eye???!?
SEE?
Incredibly irresponsible, I'm writing to that school! |
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pud
User ID: 743297
10/15/2009 10:14 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
My kids' school has an after school archery class. Real live scary arrows right inside the school. No injuries yet and no murderous rampages.
I'm fucking outraged!
Your child is a danger to MY safety!
What if they shot an arrow into the air and it hit a bird and that bird flew into the window of an office causing the glass to break and a shard of that glass got stuck in the shoe of a guy who took a plane to europe the next day and while walking aling the street he tripped and fell and that piece of glass flew out of his shoe into MY eye???!?
SEE?
Incredibly irresponsible, I'm writing to that school! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 794636
We need to protest and picket that school!
Get the principal fired!
pudofglp@gmail.com |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 794636
10/15/2009 10:16 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
My kids' school has an after school archery class. Real live scary arrows right inside the school. No injuries yet and no murderous rampages.
I'm fucking outraged!
Your child is a danger to MY safety!
What if they shot an arrow into the air and it hit a bird and that bird flew into the window of an office causing the glass to break and a shard of that glass got stuck in the shoe of a guy who took a plane to europe the next day and while walking aling the street he tripped and fell and that piece of glass flew out of his shoe into MY eye???!?
SEE?
Incredibly irresponsible, I'm writing to that school!
We need to protest and picket that school!
Get the principal fired!
Oh no, you can forget about that idea right now.
Those picket signs can cause a nasty bruise if you get clipped by one. |
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Sinanju2
User ID: 794641
10/15/2009 10:18 AM
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They already suspend baseball players for carrying their bats during school hours....
I don't do book reports, I don't sort the wheat from the chaff but I will discuss the topic of your ignorance if I'm asked. -MC Frontalot |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 782508
10/15/2009 10:24 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
Pens and pencils can be used as weapons as well, so BAN them i say!! Eyeglasses too. I've seen people pick up a desk and slam it on someone too, so those have to go. Maybe we can replace them with bean bags. But, someone could smother someone with a bean bag, so that won't work. etc, etc, etc. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 794636
10/15/2009 10:28 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
All newborn humans should be placed in hermetically sealed pods for their entire lifespan for their own safety.
While inside I guess their energy could be used to power the machines that would care for and maintain the pods.
To prevent boredom a massive virtual world could be created that the humans would be hardwired into and...
Waaait a minute! |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
10/15/2009 10:40 AM
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My kids' school has an after school archery class. Real live scary arrows right inside the school. No injuries yet and no murderous rampages. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 633761
That's cool! I've taught all three of my boys archery and knife throwing. I wish their schools had that.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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Justmebeingme
User ID: 794024
10/15/2009 10:40 AM
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 499547
10/15/2009 10:47 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
Don't forget paper... one can get a nasty cut with that stuff... and it can get infected and the child could die!!!... also, no water... people drown in that stuff!!..and food can choke a human easily...happens everyday... don't put up walls either, cause people can run into them and get concussions and die... I would just recommend staying in a vault... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 789142
10/15/2009 10:47 AM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
You're right, cutting off appendages isn't the answer, because you would be useless as a worker. Everyone needs to be chipped. And that chip should tie into a central computer that would allow you to use only certain set of muscles, and certain area of the brain, depending on the worker's current task. Then, and only then, will we be safe, secure, and happy.
But, before that day arrives, could one of you please come by my house and shoot me in the face with an harpoon gun. Thank in advance.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 789636
10/15/2009 10:48 AM | |
pud
User ID: 743297
10/15/2009 2:52 PM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
All newborn babies will have their hands cut off as fists are considered weapons.
All men Penises will be cutt off as they are aids capable biological weapons .
Under anticonstitutional Puerto Rican US territory Gun law they are guns ...
Penises have a barrel and shoot a projectile by muscular means !
So under Macondo Law they are firearms!
 They will only take it from me when Is dead and limp on my hands !
All politicians must be registered !
(they are lying Pricks! )
pudofglp@gmail.com |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 792554
10/16/2009 12:15 PM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
Don't be silly. We can't allow baseballs. They could hurt someone, too. How long before we take the forks and knives out of the school cafeteria? I assume they're plastic...really SMART environmental waste of natural resources. It amazes me that the "wacko green" generation is also the "disposable" generation. Also, words can hurt...so shouldn't we just have grunts, too? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 794874
10/16/2009 12:20 PM | | Re: We can't allow wood or aluminum baseball bats during PE cause they are weapons!!! | Quote |
Who else thinks that's where we're headed?
Liberals are such pussies. |
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9teen.47™
Time is short.
User ID: 795559
10/16/2009 12:24 PM
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But, before that day arrives, could one of you please come by my house and shoot me in the face with an harpoon gun. Thank in advance.
 OK, whats the address?
Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobaccos worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children. |
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