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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:TIME MACHINE FOR SALE ON EBAY

 
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03/20/2005 11:41 AM
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:TIME MACHINE FOR SALE ON EBAY
Hello, I am selling what I believe to be a time machine that was
built in the year 2239 by Dr. J. S. Strauss. I found the machine
under my house when I was doing remodeling to the bathroom. The
machine was hidden in a old rotten wood chest along with some other
findings that I believe to be related to the machine like old
pictures, letters, ect. I dont know to much about time machines or
electronics, but from my observations I believe that the machine
might have caught on fire, at some time or another from the looks of
the inside, and is now in a non working condition. It also looks like
there might be some parts missing on the inside, but I dont know. The
time machine itself is not to heavy it weighs 20 pounds and it is 18"
high by 23" wide and 11" depth.
From what I put together from all of the findings is that Dr. J. S.
Strauss who built the machine in 2239 went into the past to the early
1900´s and the time machine broke down or caught on fire or
something. From the pictures and letters it looks like he was living
in southern california for a while, it looks like he also met some
friends and a girlfriend there.
I found the time machine in December of 2004 and I have tried to get
it to work but I could not, I even called my best friend who has
worked on cars, even he could not get it to work. I know this time
machine might be one of the most important discoveries of all time,
but if I cant get the time machine to work, then its not worth that
much to me, so that is why im selling it on ebay. Also I figured I
could get a little extra money so I could finish remodeling my
bathroom….
To view the contraption and read the list of the accessories go to:
eBay item 5563490518 (Ends Mar-12-05 19:34:43 PST) - TIME MACHINE !
For Time Travel ? very low reserve

[Hell, if you hurry you might even join in the bidding and "win."
Last I checked the bid was only up to $647.59 with 45 people bidding
so far. Not bad when you consider that the opening bid was $22.39 …
and taking into consideration that you will have to call the Maytag
man to come over and help you get `er up and running before you can
go forward. … Or backward for that matter. … Dennis].
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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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That was cool. Sold to an online casino I see. Well if they end up owning the entire Vegas strip in a day or two we´ll know it worked.
Or will we? Muuahahahahahahahahah!
acidhead (OP)

12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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i find it amazing how they must have already had a working time machine to travel back to the 1970´s to get hold of the pots, knobs and casing etc , then bring them back to 2239 - build the machine and then go back in time to drop it off

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12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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Acidhead - I thought the same thing. But I guess he could have travelled back and during or after the journey damaged or destroyed the original machine. Tried, unsuccessfuly, to build something out of available components and decided to commemorate the journey with the plaque. I´m not really serious you know, I just love a good time travel tale.
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12/08/2005 10:15 AM
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You know, I decided to look up Johann Strauss the famous composer that died in 1899 and found something interesting. The b&w photo of the one man by himself (believed by the seller to be Strauss) sold with the machine bears a resemblance to the composer. blink

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