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I think the illuminati killed George Carlin

 
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I think the illuminati killed George Carlin
Seriously,
George used to talk alot of shit about these guys post 9/11, and he was waking more and more people up to what the government is really up to. If you watch his last HBO special, I got the message like he knew he was going to die, and knew someone was going to do it. Just a crazy thought of mine.......any others?
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.
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That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.
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He was really old and didn't care. Either way all that matters is if you live your life right before it happens.
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He spoke the truth.
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This again!??!?!!!?


The brother was in his fucking 70's!

Its not like he died because of heart problems in the height of his prime.

There was no conspiracy except the "he did coke in the 70's" conspiracy.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.
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Does this go against your total BS?

I mean regardless of what Carlin said what if behind closed doors and such he was "saved" does that mean he does not get into heaven just because he said some things that offended you?
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Yeah, gotta agree with the cocaine guy.

Now Bill Hicks, on the other hand...well, actually, he smoked like an industrial furnace too, so it's pretty likely he would die of cancer at an early age.

Damn.
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Yeah, gotta agree with the cocaine guy.

Now Bill Hicks, on the other hand...well, actually, he smoked like an industrial furnace too, so it's pretty likely he would die of cancer at an early age.

Damn.
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missin them both
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men dont usually live much past 70, just the way it is. rare to see an 80 year old man, while its very common to see an 80 year old women. 777
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That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.
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That Grace may more abound.
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Yeah, gotta agree with the cocaine guy.

Now Bill Hicks, on the other hand...well, actually, he smoked like an industrial furnace too, so it's pretty likely he would die of cancer at an early age.

Damn.


missin them both
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Totally, has anyone else noticed that we dont really have anyone filling in for their comedy style.

Hicks and Carlin were one of a kind.
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Seriously,
George used to talk alot of shit about these guys post 9/11, and he was waking more and more people up to what the government is really up to. If you watch his last HBO special, I got the message like he knew he was going to die, and knew someone was going to do it. Just a crazy thought of mine.......any others?
 Quoting: 3/4FuCt

If he was 40 or younger when he died, perhaps we could attempt a discussion, but he was not. Please just let he and his greatness rest in peace.
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Seriously,
George used to talk alot of shit about these guys post 9/11, and he was waking more and more people up to what the government is really up to. If you watch his last HBO special, I got the message like he knew he was going to die, and knew someone was going to do it. Just a crazy thought of mine.......any others?

If he was 40 or younger when he died, perhaps we could attempt a discussion, but he was not. Please just let he and his greatness rest in peace.
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I just miss him like mad and want to blame those I hate the most....
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Seriously,
George used to talk alot of shit about these guys post 9/11, and he was waking more and more people up to what the government is really up to. If you watch his last HBO special, I got the message like he knew he was going to die, and knew someone was going to do it. Just a crazy thought of mine.......any others?

If he was 40 or younger when he died, perhaps we could attempt a discussion, but he was not. Please just let he and his greatness rest in peace.


I just miss him like mad and want to blame those I hate the most....
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Well at least you seem reasonable, cheers! :)
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Seriously,
George used to talk alot of shit about these guys post 9/11, and he was waking more and more people up to what the government is really up to. If you watch his last HBO special, I got the message like he knew he was going to die, and knew someone was going to do it. Just a crazy thought of mine.......any others?

If he was 40 or younger when he died, perhaps we could attempt a discussion, but he was not. Please just let he and his greatness rest in peace.


I just miss him like mad and want to blame those I hate the most....


Well at least you seem reasonable, cheers! :)
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And I have a feeling that someone out there may have a connection into making sense of my claim.... or agrees at least haha 5a
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



Does this go against your total BS?

I mean regardless of what Carlin said what if behind closed doors and such he was "saved" does that mean he does not get into heaven just because he said some things that offended you?
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Hmmm, was he saved? Behind closed doors? Did he bear fruit that caused him to put Christ first in everything? Did he preach the Gospel to all creatures? Did he decrease so that Christ would increase? Did he publicly proclaim that Christ is the only way to the Father? Was he active in his local church? Did he strive to keep mouth free from filthy communication? Did he care for widows and orphans in Jesus name? Or did he rant and rave against Christianity and it's views calling it bulls**t and saing of God's creation "something is f**ked up, if this is the best God can do, I am not impressed"?

You can not claim to be saved and publicly say those things, a house divided can not stand.

The answer is clear.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



Does this go against your total BS?

I mean regardless of what Carlin said what if behind closed doors and such he was "saved" does that mean he does not get into heaven just because he said some things that offended you?


Hmmm, was he saved? Behind closed doors? Did he bear fruit that caused him to put Christ first in everything? Did he preach the Gospel to all creatures? Did he decrease so that Christ would increase? Did he publicly proclaim that Christ is the only way to the Father? Was he active in his local church? Did he strive to keep mouth free from filthy communication? Did he care for widows and orphans in Jesus name? Or did he rant and rave against Christianity and it's views calling it bulls**t and saing of God's creation "something is f**ked up, if this is the best God can do, I am not impressed"?

You can not claim to be saved and publicly say those things, a house divided can not stand.

The answer is clear.
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You are molesting the whole christer bit just because you are offended by carlin.

I was alwasys told all you had to do to go to heaven was be saved and accept jesus into your heart.

Your actions and words do not matter in the end because you are just a sinner and in the end you will be forgiven if you accept jesus.

What part of your bs fantasy am i missing, i mean this is the garbage i was brought up with..
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



Does this go against your total BS?

I mean regardless of what Carlin said what if behind closed doors and such he was "saved" does that mean he does not get into heaven just because he said some things that offended you?


Hmmm, was he saved? Behind closed doors? Did he bear fruit that caused him to put Christ first in everything? Did he preach the Gospel to all creatures? Did he decrease so that Christ would increase? Did he publicly proclaim that Christ is the only way to the Father? Was he active in his local church? Did he strive to keep mouth free from filthy communication? Did he care for widows and orphans in Jesus name? Or did he rant and rave against Christianity and it's views calling it bulls**t and saing of God's creation "something is f**ked up, if this is the best God can do, I am not impressed"?

You can not claim to be saved and publicly say those things, a house divided can not stand.

The answer is clear.
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Also based of your scewed ideas fucking no one is going to make it to this imaginary heaven.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.
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He did more to save people from ignorance, lies and deception than you and your kind have or will ever do...

your kind are the real demons in this world.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



Does this go against your total BS?

I mean regardless of what Carlin said what if behind closed doors and such he was "saved" does that mean he does not get into heaven just because he said some things that offended you?


Hmmm, was he saved? Behind closed doors? Did he bear fruit that caused him to put Christ first in everything? Did he preach the Gospel to all creatures? Did he decrease so that Christ would increase? Did he publicly proclaim that Christ is the only way to the Father? Was he active in his local church? Did he strive to keep mouth free from filthy communication? Did he care for widows and orphans in Jesus name? Or did he rant and rave against Christianity and it's views calling it bulls**t and saing of God's creation "something is f**ked up, if this is the best God can do, I am not impressed"?

You can not claim to be saved and publicly say those things, a house divided can not stand.

The answer is clear.



You are molesting the whole christer bit just because you are offended by carlin.

I was alwasys told all you had to do to go to heaven was be saved and accept jesus into your heart.

Your actions and words do not matter in the end because you are just a sinner and in the end you will be forgiven if you accept jesus.

What part of your bs fantasy am i missing, i mean this is the garbage i was brought up with..
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C'mon now, you are not really interested in what part you are missing are you? If you were, would you refer to it as "BS, fantasy and garbage"? But if you want to know, go study election, predestination, saving grace. If you truly "accept Jesus" into your heart (which isn't really how it happens, but thats for another thread) and are saved, God WILL change you, you WILL desire righteousness, yes you will sin, but it will be because you fall into it, not leap head first into it. If God saves you he WILL through santification conform you to the image of His Son. You don't "ask Jesus into your heart" then just carry on in your sinful ways because you said some magic-words prayer. God saves you and he will give you new desires, that are for His glory, and that will transform your actions from being a foul-mouthed little punk to a saved man of God who will stumble at times, but always presses forward for righteousness.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



He did more to save people from ignorance, lies and deception than you and your kind have or will ever do...

your kind are the real demons in this world.
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Sure, junior, whatever you say.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



He did more to save people from ignorance, lies and deception than you and your kind have or will ever do...

your kind are the real demons in this world.


Sure, junior, whatever you say.
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Junior? Thats not very christer of you to be so disrespectful is it?
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



He did more to save people from ignorance, lies and deception than you and your kind have or will ever do...

your kind are the real demons in this world.
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+100000000
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



He did more to save people from ignorance, lies and deception than you and your kind have or will ever do...

your kind are the real demons in this world.

+100000000
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Hmm another.....

So you telling me that if someone says words that offend you then they dont get within a million miles of heaven?

You cannot convince me that some ultimate being gives two fucks about what people say or think.

ONLY HUMANS CARE SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK AND SAY.
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Seriously,
George used to talk alot of shit about these guys post 9/11, and he was waking more and more people up to what the government is really up to. If you watch his last HBO special, I got the message like he knew he was going to die, and knew someone was going to do it. Just a crazy thought of mine.......any others?
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George Carlin was a bitter propaganda whore i highly doubt that he was working for the good side. Plus you don't get that famous for that long and remain a moral person. He had no faith and he was a paranoid drunk that had nothing good to say and only corrupted the minds of millions with his Godless ideals.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



He did more to save people from ignorance, lies and deception than you and your kind have or will ever do...

your kind are the real demons in this world.


Sure, junior, whatever you say.



Junior? Thats not very christer of you to be so disrespectful is it?
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And I suppose "christer" is? I pity you, kid, I really do. Seek the Lord while he can still be found. He will convince you. It's not my job to convince anyone.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



He did more to save people from ignorance, lies and deception than you and your kind have or will ever do...

your kind are the real demons in this world.


Sure, junior, whatever you say.



Junior? Thats not very christer of you to be so disrespectful is it?


And I suppose "christer" is? I pity you, kid, I really do. Seek the Lord while he can still be found. He will convince you. It's not my job to convince anyone.
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My point is...........

Is being disrespectful to people christer like behavior, im sure i could find some bible or korhan passage that explains this.

As for myself i am not a christer so my behavior is my own i have no blueprint for thoughts and behavior like you are supposed to have.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



He did more to save people from ignorance, lies and deception than you and your kind have or will ever do...

your kind are the real demons in this world.

+100000000



Hmm another.....

So you telling me that if someone says words that offend you then they dont get within a million miles of heaven?

You cannot convince me that some ultimate being gives two fucks about what people say or think.

ONLY HUMANS CARE SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK AND SAY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 776591

Why would he go to heaven when he didn't even believe in it? He obviously wouldn't appreciate it even if he did make it. I'm sure God won't thrust him down to hell forever and he will make it to some glory but his lack of faith and good works speak for themselves. Most of you think in black and white heaven or hell but there is an in between and lower and higher realms of heaven but then again only God can judge us so who knows where he will end up.
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It's not my job to convince anyone.
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Funny you christers cannot even keep your stories straight.

Many christers on this board feel it is their duty to convince all sinners.

Also if you did not feel the need to convince anyone then you would not have brought your dark age thought process to the thread.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



He did more to save people from ignorance, lies and deception than you and your kind have or will ever do...

your kind are the real demons in this world.

+100000000



Hmm another.....

So you telling me that if someone says words that offend you then they dont get within a million miles of heaven?

You cannot convince me that some ultimate being gives two fucks about what people say or think.

ONLY HUMANS CARE SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK AND SAY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 776591

huh? I wasn't supporting the moronic Christfag. I love Carlin.