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I think the illuminati killed George Carlin

 
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



He did more to save people from ignorance, lies and deception than you and your kind have or will ever do...

your kind are the real demons in this world.

+100000000



Hmm another.....

So you telling me that if someone says words that offend you then they dont get within a million miles of heaven?

You cannot convince me that some ultimate being gives two fucks about what people say or think.

ONLY HUMANS CARE SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK AND SAY.

huh? I wasn't supporting the moronic Christfag. I love Carlin.
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Ahhh i stand corrected sorry, i thought you had bolded the text in the response and giving that the +....
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Funny you christers cannot even keep your stories straight.

Many christers on this board feel it is their duty to convince all sinners.

Also if you did not feel the need to convince anyone then you would not have brought your dark age thought process to the thread.
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Stories straight. Who is telling stories? Please forgive the "christers" for having morales and standing for something. It is so easy to throw stones and athiests seem to enjoy casting the first stone. Believe in satan. Worship Satan but good god man please believe in something.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.



He did more to save people from ignorance, lies and deception than you and your kind have or will ever do...

your kind are the real demons in this world.


Sure, junior, whatever you say.



Junior? Thats not very christer of you to be so disrespectful is it?


And I suppose "christer" is? I pity you, kid, I really do. Seek the Lord while he can still be found. He will convince you. It's not my job to convince anyone.



My point is...........

Is being disrespectful to people christer like behavior, im sure i could find some bible or korhan passage that explains this.

As for myself i am not a christer so my behavior is my own i have no blueprint for thoughts and behavior like you are supposed to have.
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Good luck finding a verse in that "korhan" of yours, bucky. Just take a look at how Jesus treated those who would dare mock God (like calling his ways bs or garbage), or teach falsehood. I haven't called you things like "Vipers" or "White washed tombs" or "sons of hell" like He did.
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Good luck finding a verse in that "korhan" of yours, bucky. Just take a look at how Jesus treated those who would dare mock God (like calling his ways bs or garbage), or teach falsehood. I haven't called you things like "Vipers" or "White washed tombs" or "sons of hell" like He did.
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Great point, you want to worship some knee jerk reactionary who punishes people for things they say?

Sounds pretty sad to me.

This does not sound like the words of a divine god these are the words of a human, just like all of it.

Made up from man.
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10/16/2009 05:06 PM
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This has gone way off topic...
Did I ask anything about Jesus or God? nope just the 5a 5ailluminati.....

and now the fight begins because of the christers

hahahahahahahahaha 5a
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.
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Cast out your own demons, thumper.
George did more good exposing hypocrisy and real evil than every bible thunper in the world combined. At least he wasn't banging little kids and calling it gods will.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.

Cast out your own demons, thumper.
George did more good exposing hypocrisy and real evil than every bible thunper in the world combined. At least he wasn't banging little kids and calling it gods will.
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WHOA!!!! Great point! rofl
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And I suppose "christer" is? I pity you, kid, I really do. Seek the Lord while he can still be found. He will convince you. It's not my job to convince anyone.
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Then kindly shut your pie hole.
Cui Bono?
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.

Cast out your own demons, thumper.
George did more good exposing hypocrisy and real evil than every bible thunper in the world combined. At least he wasn't banging little kids and calling it gods will.


WHOA!!!! Great point! rofl
 Quoting: 3/4FuCt

It wasn't meant to be funny, I'm serious/ Most of these religious fanatics quick to criticize those who do not believe their nonsense are child abusers.
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ASPERTAME KILLED CARLIN... HE WAS A DIET POP ADDICT
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.


That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.

Cast out your own demons, thumper.
George did more good exposing hypocrisy and real evil than every bible thunper in the world combined. At least he wasn't banging little kids and calling it gods will.


WHOA!!!! Great point! rofl

It wasn't meant to be funny, I'm serious/ Most of these religious fanatics quick to criticize those who do not believe their nonsense are child abusers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 795724


I wasn't laughing at the fact of child abuse, That is a very horrible thing. I was just laughing because of how true your statement is. Sorry for any misunderstanding.
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George is one of the lucky ones. We are still here so I will not feel sorry for Carlin, I am sure he is cracking people up in heaven.
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That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 465257


How do you know where he is? If there is only one judge, then there is only one entity that knows where he is. And you CERTAINLY arn't it.
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Re: I think the illuminati killed George Carlin
why did they wait so long?
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We are to stop talking down to one another if we are to survive as a human race, colour, race, gay, straight whatever, we are all gods creatures. I find it sad that you have a so low as oninion that going to church and being active there make you a Christian, I believe in the God creator, the most powerful, I believe some of the Bible but do research on constantine and you will see that the current Bible is adulterated with pagen beliefs. When I prey I always prey to God the creator,not Jesus as I dont know if Jesus name was changed in this fragmented translation we have now. Life is simple, to not to sin is having emphathy with your fellow human beings because we were all made in Gods image so to respect one another is to respect God. God is everywhere, he is the space between the atoms, he composes 99.999% of the known universe, he links and binds each one of us. When we prey we are preying into the collective subconcious because each one of us share the same space, all our atoms are submerged in it, it is the only force that links everyone and everything. Collective preyers must rock the force the god of all. Before we can achieve peace we need to recognise that no race is inherently bad, there are good and bad people in every culture.
If you insist the Bible is not contaminated by those who wanted to control the masses look not only on the Bible, look at every other important relegious text in existance, they all tell the story of the flood and also use some of the same stories but with slight differences.
The differences between Genesis and scripts much older than the Bible are way too close to confort to confidently say yes the Bible was original. Dont get me wrong the Bible is an important guide to live your life, though contaminated by some pagen belief systems the overriding true word of God shines through because it resonates with our own inner beliefs of empathy with other. I feel you are proud of the fact that in your heart others are going to die while you live on forever in heaven. Can you not see that is pride and therefore a sin?. I think "if i say this" will it hurt that person and result in an angry response?", your provocation was a loaded gun rather than a genuine quest to bring that person to the lord.
We all need to grasp empathy with one another, for instance do the zionists (note: you dont have to be a jew to be a zionist, in fact many jews opose zionism), do the zionists have justification to throw 100's of thousands of palastinions out of there homes and land?, think for a moment how you would feel if you was a Palestinion losing his house, possibly job, maybe your wife was killed too. Strangely some people never imagine what it would be like and carry on watching the false reality of tv, believing that the reason we enter wars is for humanitarian reasons...its laughable, but in a messed up way. How can the bombing of thousands of civalians be right from any angle?, yet thats the message spewed forth from every usa and uk media channel cept a few stray renegades. People the rich have control over every damn media channel except this freedom soon to be lost; internet. Read books, watch TV but view it as a spectator and with the new 'pair of glasses on' you will begin to understand the techniques they use "terrorism...terrorism...terrorism...terrorism...terrorism...​terrorism...terrorism...terrorism...terrorism...terrorism" as George Carlin said "The tables are tilted and no-one seems to notice, no one seems to care"

That blapshemer is not within a million miles of heaven, and where he is, there is no laughing.

Hmmm, was he saved? Behind closed doors? Did he bear fruit that caused him to put Christ first in everything? Did he preach the Gospel to all creatures? Did he decrease so that Christ would increase? Did he publicly proclaim that Christ is the only way to the Father? Was he active in his local church? Did he strive to keep mouth free from filthy communication? Did he care for widows and orphans in Jesus name? Or did he rant and rave against Christianity and it's views calling it bulls**t and saing of God's creation "something is f**ked up, if this is the best God can do, I am not impressed"?

You can not claim to be saved and publicly say those things, a house divided can not stand.

The answer is clear.
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Re: I think the illuminati killed George Carlin
He did SUCH a good job narrating Thomas The Train using the same voice for different characters but you wouldn't know it unless you had a good ear and listened carefully.

He mostly did naughty stuff for a long time before doing Thomas The Tank Engine and you'd think he WOULDN'T know diddly squat to handle a kids program that doesn't allow filth but he did a good job.


We need another actor like him for children's shows.

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