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Message from Texas to Al Qaeda

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anonymous
User ID: 796606
10/17/2009 11:16 PM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

the damm mussies work in secret cells warfare against infidels. faack how in hell do you fight that strategy.. So infidels would have to fight back in secret single cell warfare strategies. yikes there goes the Geneva Conventions if boths sides operate like that. only civil destruction will follow with that strategy . which is counter productive for peace and prosperity . yikes.....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 772927
10/17/2009 11:21 PM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Yeh! My granddaddy put a rifle in my hands when I was 10, and said shoot that can over there. I blew that sucker to smithereens!


Then he gave you a whuppin for spillin his beer. Good old granddaddy!



LOL
Actually, after we herded the cattle in to feed, he took me out to the rice field, made me climb up on that big combine, turned it on, and let me drive it. Awesome feeling of power! You should see the picture ! I looked like a pioneer queen surveying the view as far as I could see.

hf
 Quoting: Texas Uncensored



Maybe Texas has been hiding all the cool chicks.
If ther are more women like you in Texas I'm moving there.
DoUCDem2?
User ID: 666923
10/17/2009 11:22 PM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Oh wait, didn't some numbskull from Texas already try to frighten Al Qaeda by making videos and blowing things up?


No, we didn't "try" to frighten the fuckwit towelheads! We just heard that they love death and "Allah" and we were trying to arrange a meeting to accomodate them! chuckle



Did so try to frighten them. George W Bush, TRUE TEXAN FROM TEXAS, tried to "shock and awe" the muzzies into giving up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 789591


Bush Sr. and family are a bunch of Eastern Seaboard New World Order sickies. They never were actual Texans, it was politically expedient to use Texas, they are not, and never have been actual Texans, they spend an inordinate amount of time living outside Texas, Connecticut, I think, that's where they're from and they go back there a lot.

Real Texans know it in their heart, it won't be hard to gather enough steam for a posse to find any Al Qaida hiding here, and to become our own nation again. We know what to do with criminals, as Ron White said: "Some states are trying to abolish the death penalty.....in Texas, we're puttin' in an Express Line."

"If you kill someone in Texas, we will kill you back."

Last Edited by DoUCDem2? on 10/17/2009 at 11:25 PM
It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brushfires in people's minds.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 703397 (OP)
10/18/2009 12:07 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

I still wish this was pinned....front and center....and hoping the word gets to AQ.


Meanwhile, looks like it will get burried here on glp.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 789591
10/18/2009 12:09 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

I still wish this was pinned....front and center....and hoping the word gets to AQ.


Meanwhile, looks like it will get burried here on glp.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 703397


Why don't you go post it on one of those websites where the AQ guys put their scary videos? You could go under the name "Ayatollah Texas Holer", which should scare them at least.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 775109
10/18/2009 12:14 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

I still wish this was pinned....front and center....and hoping the word gets to AQ.


Meanwhile, looks like it will get burried here on glp.


Why don't you go post it on one of those websites where the AQ guys put their scary videos? You could go under the name "Ayatollah Texas Holer", which should scare them at least.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 789591



rofl
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 475967
10/18/2009 12:27 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

I still wish this was pinned....front and center....and hoping the word gets to AQ.


Meanwhile, looks like it will get burried here on glp.


Why don't you go post it on one of those websites where the AQ guys put their scary videos? You could go under the name "Ayatollah Texas Holer", which should scare them at least.



rofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 775109


I already tried that...signed up under the screename "Allahu FUBAR!" and tried to invite the filthy little runts down for dinner.

I guess they didn't want to be "dinner" for the hogs though, because they skidaddled out of here like scalded cats when I pulled out my AK piston rod powered 12 gauge. chuckle

Like I said, we aim to please! (ourselves) lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 703397 (OP)
10/18/2009 2:01 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Sorry....I don't know any of the sites you refer to.

I still wish this was pinned....front and center....and hoping the word gets to AQ.


Meanwhile, looks like it will get burried here on glp.


Why don't you go post it on one of those websites where the AQ guys put their scary videos? You could go under the name "Ayatollah Texas Holer", which should scare them at least.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 789591
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 703397 (OP)
10/18/2009 2:02 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

meanwhile....glp does not lack for clowns.
neteru<>
User ID: 795964
10/18/2009 2:03 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

this al qaeda shit is a joke. so where or what is this "base" anyway?
you hold the remote.
[link to www.youtube.com]

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TX PATRIOT
User ID: 796720
10/18/2009 2:04 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Yes Texans are armed to the teeth for the most part...
 Quoting: CuriouslyIncognito


One..or several...behind every blade of grass. ;)

/
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 703397 (OP)
10/18/2009 2:12 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Yes Texans are armed to the teeth for the most part...


One..or several...behind every blade of grass. ;)

/
 Quoting: TX PATRIOT 796720


I think the video is quite serious. I would not underestimate the resolve of Texans.
ScrumpTheTexan Subscriber
Y'know, I even feel enhanced.....
User ID: 796469
10/18/2009 2:12 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Oh wait, didn't some numbskull from Texas already try to frighten Al Qaeda by making videos and blowing things up?


No, we didn't "try" to frighten the fuckwit towelheads! We just heard that they love death and "Allah" and we were trying to arrange a meeting to accomodate them! chuckle



Did so try to frighten them. George W Bush, TRUE TEXAN FROM TEXAS, tried to "shock and awe" the muzzies into giving up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 789591

Bush is Kennebunkportian, he's not ours.

We don't want him.
I am a Christian.

Christian does not equal doormat or pushover.

SickOfItAll

[link to areyouawakeyet.ning.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 796484
10/18/2009 2:13 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

october 27 texas becomes a nation affecting the entire world economy

the end tomato
ScrumpTheTexan Subscriber
Y'know, I even feel enhanced.....
User ID: 796469
10/18/2009 2:13 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Yes Texans are armed to the teeth for the most part...


One..or several...behind every blade of grass. ;)

/


I think the video is quite serious. I would not underestimate the resolve of Texans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 703397

Good idea.
I am a Christian.

Christian does not equal doormat or pushover.

SickOfItAll

[link to areyouawakeyet.ning.com]
TXGal4Truth Subscriber
Not 2, 3, or Even 4 There Is Only 1
User ID: 786321
10/18/2009 2:17 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote




Yeh! My granddaddy put a rifle in my hands when I was 10, and said shoot that can over there. I blew that sucker to smithereens!

Only stupids mess with Texas !
 Quoting: Texas Uncensored


10? Man I was 5 when my dad first taught me how to handle a rifle...lol. hf
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TX PATRIOT
User ID: 796720
10/18/2009 2:42 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

I think the video is quite serious. I would not underestimate the resolve of Texans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 703397


Being a Texan, I will stated that you are correct.

And I wasn't joking with my last post.

.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 789591
10/18/2009 6:57 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Oh wait, didn't some numbskull from Texas already try to frighten Al Qaeda by making videos and blowing things up?


No, we didn't "try" to frighten the fuckwit towelheads! We just heard that they love death and "Allah" and we were trying to arrange a meeting to accomodate them! chuckle



Did so try to frighten them. George W Bush, TRUE TEXAN FROM TEXAS, tried to "shock and awe" the muzzies into giving up.

Bush is Kennebunkportian, he's not ours.

We don't want him.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Yeah sure. I bet that in Kennebunkportistan, they say "no no he's from Elm Street, not from Evergreen Terrace! We don't want him!"

Everybody in the world knows that George W Bush is from Texas, lives in Crawford Texas, has a really big ranch and a really big hat in Texas, was the Governor of Texas. And when he was President, people in Texas used to say that the President came from Texas.

So he's yours. Good luck with that!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 796766
10/18/2009 7:32 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Oh wait, didn't some numbskull from Texas already try to frighten Al Qaeda by making videos and blowing things up?


No, we didn't "try" to frighten the fuckwit towelheads! We just heard that they love death and "Allah" and we were trying to arrange a meeting to accomodate them! chuckle



Did so try to frighten them. George W Bush, TRUE TEXAN FROM TEXAS, tried to "shock and awe" the muzzies into giving up.

Bush is Kennebunkportian, he's not ours.

We don't want him.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


YOU don't want, doesn't me WE don't want him. I parted company with his supporters over his illegal immigration amnesty bill, but he still took the country through one of the toughest periods on native soil in US history.

Everything he did was against the gail force headwinds of the US communist media, and he did much of it, stone cold alone.

You youngsters find it "fashionable" to criticize, but when the country goes into civil war, a winner emerges and the dust clears again, Bush 43 will look like the one who had it right all along.

His ONLY contribution to the ecomomic collapse was trusting the GS libtard Paulson's word that the economy was collapsing, thereby unwillingly becoming part of the housing and financial collapse. (which STILL has not really even STARTED for most people here in the US.)

Bush 43 is a real Texan alright, and you kids in Austin had better get ready to start acting like Texans again, because believe me....it's coming.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 789591
10/18/2009 7:39 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Bush 43 is a real Texan alright, and you kids in Austin had better get ready to start acting like Texans again, because believe me....it's coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796766


YEEEEHAAAWWWW!!! REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!!
cloud4strife
User ID: 757498
10/18/2009 8:53 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty state!
Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, withstanding every test
O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.
God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.

Texas, O Texas! your freeborn single star,
Sends out its radiance to nations near and far,
Emblem of Freedom! it set our hearts aglow,
With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.

God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.

Texas, dear Texas! from tyrant grip now free,
Shines forth in splendor, your star of destiny!
Mother of heroes, we come your children true,
Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.

God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.
God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.

Last Edited by cloud4strife on 10/18/2009 at 8:55 AM
Apology in advance for killin your thread.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 789642
10/18/2009 9:08 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

If brigades of Marines can't exterminate Al-Qaeda then some broke back hill billies won't either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796579

that's what the British thought in the hills of the Carlina's too. They were badly mistaken....
Rebel blood run deep in the south... We know how to live off the land, how to hit a 'running' target, and can field dress a deer before it gets cold.. We ALL carry guns, and ain't nobody taking them. battleflag
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 628273
10/18/2009 11:23 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Bin Laden says he will use stupid, warmongering Americans in his plan to have them bankrupt and destroy their own country.

[link to www.cnn.com]

It is hoped Texans don't fall for this trick.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 789642
10/18/2009 11:28 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Bin Laden says he will use stupid, warmongering Americans in his plan to have them bankrupt and destroy their own country.

[link to www.cnn.com]

It is hoped Texans don't fall for this trick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 628273


Was that osama or obama? and he didn't say that: all of islam Claimed it will destory the USA from within, like electing a muslim sleeper cell for president,hmmmmm
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 789142
10/18/2009 11:39 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

The Mountain State Militia is armed and ready sirs, just give us the word Texas, and we'll be there!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 744896
10/18/2009 11:58 AM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

overcap stupthrd
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 772927
10/18/2009 12:15 PM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

overcap stupthrd
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 744896


Bet you dumb enough to walk up this man and say that to his
face?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 757279
10/18/2009 12:20 PM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

OOOOoooo Fat guys with big belt buckles and 10 gallon hats, I'm sure Osama is shaking.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 628273
10/18/2009 12:37 PM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Bin Laden says he will use stupid, warmongering Americans in his plan to have them bankrupt and destroy their own country.

[link to www.cnn.com]

It is hoped Texans don't fall for this trick.


Was that osama or obama? and he didn't say that: all of islam Claimed it will destory the USA from within, like electing a muslim sleeper cell for president,hmmmmm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 789642


"We are continuing this policy in bleeding America to the point of bankruptcy. Allah willing, and nothing is too great for Allah," bin Laden said in the transcript.
"We, alongside the mujahedeen, bled Russia for 10 years until it went bankrupt and was forced to withdraw in defeat," bin Laden said.
[link to www.cnn.com]
DoUCDem2?
User ID: 666923
10/18/2009 12:39 PM
Re: Message from Texas to Al QaedaQuote

Oh wait, didn't some numbskull from Texas already try to frighten Al Qaeda by making videos and blowing things up?


No, we didn't "try" to frighten the fuckwit towelheads! We just heard that they love death and "Allah" and we were trying to arrange a meeting to accomodate them! chuckle



Did so try to frighten them. George W Bush, TRUE TEXAN FROM TEXAS, tried to "shock and awe" the muzzies into giving up.

Bush is Kennebunkportian, he's not ours.

We don't want him.


YOU don't want, doesn't me WE don't want him. I parted company with his supporters over his illegal immigration amnesty bill, but he still took the country through one of the toughest periods on native soil in US history.

Everything he did was against the gail force headwinds of the US communist media, and he did much of it, stone cold alone.

You youngsters find it "fashionable" to criticize, but when the country goes into civil war, a winner emerges and the dust clears again, Bush 43 will look like the one who had it right all along.

His ONLY contribution to the ecomomic collapse was trusting the GS libtard Paulson's word that the economy was collapsing, thereby unwillingly becoming part of the housing and financial collapse. (which STILL has not really even STARTED for most people here in the US.)

Bush 43 is a real Texan alright, and you kids in Austin had better get ready to start acting like Texans again, because believe me....it's coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796766


I'm a Texan, not a kid I'm 61 next month, and definitely not a Lib. Bush is a New World Order liar, he is on tape talking about it to Congress, he's in bed with Clinton and Obama every chance he gets, the Sr. I mean. As far as his son, Jr. I voted for him twice, I was an idiot to believe in him, he turned out to be a fake in the end, really helped bankers steal our money, and he intentionally did nothing to fix the border issue. After 9-11 we're told that terrorists wanted to kill us and pull another 9-11 and he leaves the border porous?

C'mon, as we say here in Texas, "That dog won't hunt!"
You need to wise up, the only thing I've ever agreed with Jesse Jackson was when he said: "America!!! Get out Da Bushes!!!"

The Bush's are part of a criminal mentality to transfer our wealth away from America, which will go to them and others, financiers and Elite bankers under the guise of Socialism. Obama is now carrying out what Bush started toward the goal of taking away our sovereignty. If you dare defend him again after studing what the New World Order is and the Bush's role in it, admitted by Bush Sr. himself, then we have to assume you want that.

I would prefer to think that you are just ignorant of the truth, you can be forgiven for that this time, but not once you become informed.

Last Edited by DoUCDem2? on 10/18/2009 at 12:45 PM
It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brushfires in people's minds.
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