I stole someone's grocery cart yesterday...

never

So it was you who stole my cart!!!!
I wanted to treat my husband well on our 10th aniversary weddingday. He had to work later on the evening so there was not much time.
I was so bloody pissed not seeing my cart and felt embarassed at the same time time, as I tend to forget thing lately.
First I searched for about 10 minutes or so. Then I asked the manager with a read head, no result eighther.
After 40 minutes or so I gave up.
We ordered pizza, but I felt my evening was ruined anyway!
The rest of the week I don´t have the time to do shopping, so our meals will be sober.

So it was you who stole my cart!!!!
I wanted to treat my husband well on our 10th aniversary weddingday. He had to work later on the evening so there was not much time.
I was so bloody pissed not seeing my cart and felt embarassed at the same time time, as I tend to forget thing lately.
First I searched for about 10 minutes or so. Then I asked the manager with a read head, no result eighther.
After 40 minutes or so I gave up.
We ordered pizza, but I felt my evening was ruined anyway!
The rest of the week I don´t have the time to do shopping, so our meals will be sober.

I didn't mean to. I guess it was just a blonde moment.

The store was packed and I was parking my cart and retrieving items from various aisles because I couldn't get through. When I got to the checkout stand, I had all of these strange ingredients which I never buy (bison burger, eggplant, Romano cheese, bread and butter pickles, lentyl soup). I bought them anyway because I was too embarassed to tell the clerk what I had done. I Googled the ingredients and decided they were making Mousakka. So, we are having Mousakka for supper, although when the husband saw the rest of the ingredients, such as nutmeg, allspice, cinnamon stick, bay leaves, he took out a beef tenderloin. Anyone ever eaten this Mousakka? Is it edible?

Please tell me somebody else has done something this stupid!

I cant believe you actually bought the stuff.
How did you not realize it wasn't yours before you started checking out?
Shit happens but damn that's crazy

I didn't mean to. I guess it was just a blonde moment.

The store was packed and I was parking my cart and retrieving items from various aisles because I couldn't get through. When I got to the checkout stand, I had all of these strange ingredients which I never buy (bison burger, eggplant, Romano cheese, bread and butter pickles, lentyl soup). I bought them anyway because I was too embarassed to tell the clerk what I had done. I Googled the ingredients and decided they were making Mousakka. So, we are having Mousakka for supper, although when the husband saw the rest of the ingredients, such as nutmeg, allspice, cinnamon stick, bay leaves, he took out a beef tenderloin. Anyone ever eaten this Mousakka? Is it edible?

Please tell me somebody else has done something this stupid!



Did you know you could have been tasered, beaten and jailed for this,,did you eat the evidence?

I didn't mean to. I guess it was just a blonde moment.

The store was packed and I was parking my cart and retrieving items from various aisles because I couldn't get through. When I got to the checkout stand, I had all of these strange ingredients which I never buy (bison burger, eggplant, Romano cheese, bread and butter pickles, lentyl soup). I bought them anyway because I was too embarassed to tell the clerk what I had done. I Googled the ingredients and decided they were making Mousakka. So, we are having Mousakka for supper, although when the husband saw the rest of the ingredients, such as nutmeg, allspice, cinnamon stick, bay leaves, he took out a beef tenderloin. Anyone ever eaten this Mousakka? Is it edible?

Please tell me somebody else has done something this stupid!

I didn't mean to. I guess it was just a blonde moment.

The store was packed and I was parking my cart and retrieving items from various aisles because I couldn't get through. When I got to the checkout stand, I had all of these strange ingredients which I never buy (bison burger, eggplant, Romano cheese, bread and butter pickles, lentyl soup). I bought them anyway because I was too embarassed to tell the clerk what I had done. I Googled the ingredients and decided they were making Mousakka. So, we are having Mousakka for supper, although when the husband saw the rest of the ingredients, such as nutmeg, allspice, cinnamon stick, bay leaves, he took out a beef tenderloin. Anyone ever eaten this Mousakka? Is it edible?

Please tell me somebody else has done something this stupid!

The blonde moment was at the register when you decided to pay for that stuff... too funny!

Being married to one I totally believe you!

Anyone ever eaten this Mousakka? Is it edible?

Please tell me somebody else has done something this stupid!

Now the main question, can we come over for dinner?

Now the main question, can we come over for dinner?


Sure -- it made a huge pan. Come on over.

It ain't no thang, Faith. Blonde women are the shiznizzle!

And you shouldn't have been embarassed. You should see me. I got this thing where I panic every time I have to count change when I'm in a store or restaurant.

i stole beer from my gas station tonight so dont sweat it

i stole beer from my gas station tonight so dont sweat it



I hope it was a premium brand -- I wouldn't want you to get in trouble for taking Natural Light or something. LOL

I went to Wal*Mart yesterday to get dog food and pick up a prescription. I got a cart from the parking lot, pushed all the way into the store, and parked it while I stood in line at the pharmacy pickup window.

I turned my back for a moment while I paid for the prescription, and when I turned around, the cart was gone. I had to hike all the way back to the front of the store to get another one.

People who shop at Wal*Mart are low-life assholes!



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